going for a “cousin walk” alone, in my apartment. the clinking sound of the bong against the filthy glass coffee table. i forgot it was thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
going for a “cousin walk” alone, in my apartment. the clinking sound of the bong against the filthy glass coffee table. i forgot it was thanksgiving
bouncing and laughing in my adult baby bjorn while my wife makes funny faces at me
November 16, 2025 at 12:38 AM
bouncing and laughing in my adult baby bjorn while my wife makes funny faces at me
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"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.
November 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.
had to be the worst head of all time
November 15, 2025 at 2:57 AM
had to be the worst head of all time
epstein is proof that you can reach the highest echelons of american power while being nearly illiterate. don't let your limitations hold you back
November 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
epstein is proof that you can reach the highest echelons of american power while being nearly illiterate. don't let your limitations hold you back
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Valve has finally imvented the first ever electronic device that cannot run Fortnite
Valve is making a console. The Steam Machine, a sleek box with the guts of a mid-range PC that runs SteamOS, will arrive in early 2026. Prices TBD, but unlike the failed Steam Machine initiative from a decade ago, this is Valve's own device. Big news www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Valve Announces Steam Machine, a New Video-Game Console
The US gaming company behind the popular, handheld Steam Deck is making a living-room device for PC games
www.bloomberg.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Valve has finally imvented the first ever electronic device that cannot run Fortnite
day after the first snow of the year they already can’t take it. they are soft
November 12, 2025 at 9:31 PM
day after the first snow of the year they already can’t take it. they are soft
there are plenty of enhanced interrogation techniques where he’s going
November 4, 2025 at 2:51 PM
there are plenty of enhanced interrogation techniques where he’s going
no we are not “skipping” any holidays between halloween and christmas, we are doing all four:
pre black friday
black friday
pre cyber monday
cyber monday
pre black friday
black friday
pre cyber monday
cyber monday
November 4, 2025 at 1:48 AM
no we are not “skipping” any holidays between halloween and christmas, we are doing all four:
pre black friday
black friday
pre cyber monday
cyber monday
pre black friday
black friday
pre cyber monday
cyber monday
crystal best hot sauce
louisiana second
tabasco okay
tapatio ass
louisiana second
tabasco okay
tapatio ass
November 2, 2025 at 10:47 PM
crystal best hot sauce
louisiana second
tabasco okay
tapatio ass
louisiana second
tabasco okay
tapatio ass
i had heard all the criticism of hamilton before i went and saw it, and in the end i thought most of the criticism was true, but i also found hamilton undeniable
are we allowed to talk about how Hamilton is good again yet or is that still, like, off limits
November 2, 2025 at 5:48 PM
i had heard all the criticism of hamilton before i went and saw it, and in the end i thought most of the criticism was true, but i also found hamilton undeniable
and that’s when everyone put their differences aside and came together to celebrate their favorite team, the los angeles dodgers
November 2, 2025 at 6:24 AM
and that’s when everyone put their differences aside and came together to celebrate their favorite team, the los angeles dodgers
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A reminder that you don't need to understand everything you see
October 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
A reminder that you don't need to understand everything you see
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me five beers in at any sporting event when "Sweet Caroline" comes on the loudspeaker
Someone just sent me this asking if it was real. I was skeptical but checked my phone notifications. It's been deleted, but it was real.
October 30, 2025 at 7:47 PM
me five beers in at any sporting event when "Sweet Caroline" comes on the loudspeaker
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My new game Glory Hole Simulator isn’t a sex thing. I can see why everyone is assuming that. It’s more like taking care of the glory hole after hours. Sweeping, locking up, sanding the hole. That kind of thing. Will post some screenshots soon.
October 30, 2025 at 3:04 PM
My new game Glory Hole Simulator isn’t a sex thing. I can see why everyone is assuming that. It’s more like taking care of the glory hole after hours. Sweeping, locking up, sanding the hole. That kind of thing. Will post some screenshots soon.
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There has to be a reason that the guitar subreddit rarely talks about fights within their bands and the bass subreddit does all of the time
October 28, 2025 at 2:55 PM
There has to be a reason that the guitar subreddit rarely talks about fights within their bands and the bass subreddit does all of the time
wikipedia is the last good website so it makes sense he would want to destroy it
I’ve never donated to Wikipedia before but I set up a small monthly donation as a fuck you to the world’s richest psychopath.
Elon Musk takes aim at Wikipedia
Musk has denounced Wikipedia as "Wokepedia" on X and urged people not to donate to the platform.
www.newsweek.com
October 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
wikipedia is the last good website so it makes sense he would want to destroy it
one day millennials will be the last people on earth who can read and write. i think that’s beautiful
October 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
one day millennials will be the last people on earth who can read and write. i think that’s beautiful
chicagoans are a hardy people who will simply outlast ICE when winter comes
October 22, 2025 at 9:21 PM
chicagoans are a hardy people who will simply outlast ICE when winter comes
you might even say “go dodgers”
October 22, 2025 at 8:38 PM
you might even say “go dodgers”
call him verstappen the way he’s back in it
October 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
call him verstappen the way he’s back in it
i think it’s fine, even good, to steal jewels from a museum
October 20, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i think it’s fine, even good, to steal jewels from a museum
guys i think satan is spam texting me
October 19, 2025 at 6:37 PM
guys i think satan is spam texting me
oh no, please don’t put john bolton in jail, you’re making me so mad! i’m so owned!!
October 16, 2025 at 11:31 PM
oh no, please don’t put john bolton in jail, you’re making me so mad! i’m so owned!!