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I'm determined to make this account just for dumb jokes. I will engage with reality in the real world. This space is for bits.
Congrats to Roman Anthony on his eventual trade to the Dodgers. And congrats to the Red Sox on that future "financial flexibility"!
#redsox #dodgers #romananthony
#redsox #dodgers #romananthony
August 6, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Congrats to Roman Anthony on his eventual trade to the Dodgers. And congrats to the Red Sox on that future "financial flexibility"!
#redsox #dodgers #romananthony
#redsox #dodgers #romananthony
One of my earliest memories is being at Wrigley Field at age 5. Ryne Sandberg hit a home run in the first inning. I cringed at how loud the crowd was (which might say more about me than about the crowd's response tbh).
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Greenberg: Ryne Sandberg, the MVP of the '84 Cubs, will live forever at Wrigley Field
www.nytimes.com
July 29, 2025 at 3:09 PM
One of my earliest memories is being at Wrigley Field at age 5. Ryne Sandberg hit a home run in the first inning. I cringed at how loud the crowd was (which might say more about me than about the crowd's response tbh).
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May 22, 2025 at 2:27 AM
She's just describing clinical depression. And the reason so many vaxxed people have it isn't because of the vaccine, it's because they realized during the pandemic how many people there are like her out there.
May 18, 2025 at 5:06 PM
She's just describing clinical depression. And the reason so many vaxxed people have it isn't because of the vaccine, it's because they realized during the pandemic how many people there are like her out there.
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typical corrupt science
May 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
typical corrupt science
"Drums. Drums in the deep."
May 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
"Drums. Drums in the deep."
My dinner last night is now a sacrament.
May 9, 2025 at 1:27 PM
My dinner last night is now a sacrament.
I made this joke too, but it was about a poorly-timed visit from Aaron Franklin where he was teaching the Curia how to smoke a brisket.
Vatican panicking as white smoke pours out, signaling likely head gasket leak on 2002 papal Subaru Outback
May 8, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I made this joke too, but it was about a poorly-timed visit from Aaron Franklin where he was teaching the Curia how to smoke a brisket.
The new pope is from Chicago—break out the Malort
May 8, 2025 at 5:24 PM
The new pope is from Chicago—break out the Malort
Lol diagnose Greinke now
May 8, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Lol diagnose Greinke now
Wait, have people been asking God to debug their shitty JavaScript?
one of the Christian influencers I follow on instagram posted a video about how she worries people are using Chat GPT like it is god and someone left this comment and it has been stuck in my mind ever since
May 8, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Wait, have people been asking God to debug their shitty JavaScript?
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Sucks that the Met Gala is raising all this money just to pay it to Bobby Bonilla
May 5, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Sucks that the Met Gala is raising all this money just to pay it to Bobby Bonilla
Lol I saw the Hold Steady in DC last year and everyone around me was doing the same lower back stretch as I was every 20 minutes.
Weird, this isn't about when The Hold Steady took the stage
May 6, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Lol I saw the Hold Steady in DC last year and everyone around me was doing the same lower back stretch as I was every 20 minutes.
There's a future where Arnold Palmer is known only as a guy who couldn't choose between two things.
May 4, 2025 at 3:21 AM
There's a future where Arnold Palmer is known only as a guy who couldn't choose between two things.
Is Pittsburgh trolling Shota for getting removed from yesterday's game with cramps?
May 1, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Is Pittsburgh trolling Shota for getting removed from yesterday's game with cramps?
The omniscient screenwriter's in-universe meta response after getting feedback about the repetitive and unmotivated economic and political cruelty plotlines in the previous episodes:
"I'll show you 'putting a hat on a hat 😠'"
"I'll show you 'putting a hat on a hat 😠'"
April 30, 2025 at 8:02 PM
The omniscient screenwriter's in-universe meta response after getting feedback about the repetitive and unmotivated economic and political cruelty plotlines in the previous episodes:
"I'll show you 'putting a hat on a hat 😠'"
"I'll show you 'putting a hat on a hat 😠'"
I don't think I've ever had a better idea
April 30, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I don't think I've ever had a better idea
movie you've watched more than 6 times (hard mode: no LOTR, SW, ST)
April 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
movie you've watched more than 6 times (hard mode: no LOTR, SW, ST)
I said I wanted "animal" content when I joined bluesky because I figured cute dog accounts might be nice.
Now I swear a significant portion of accounts I get in my Discover tab are prurient Furry anime of questionable artistic value and ... <ahem>... *bear* content.
Now I swear a significant portion of accounts I get in my Discover tab are prurient Furry anime of questionable artistic value and ... <ahem>... *bear* content.
April 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I said I wanted "animal" content when I joined bluesky because I figured cute dog accounts might be nice.
Now I swear a significant portion of accounts I get in my Discover tab are prurient Furry anime of questionable artistic value and ... <ahem>... *bear* content.
Now I swear a significant portion of accounts I get in my Discover tab are prurient Furry anime of questionable artistic value and ... <ahem>... *bear* content.
I need people to understand that when I don't add to a reply-all chain with my "Congrats on the promotion!!" it's because I have respect for the sanctity of everyone's inboxes, not because I don't care.
April 23, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I need people to understand that when I don't add to a reply-all chain with my "Congrats on the promotion!!" it's because I have respect for the sanctity of everyone's inboxes, not because I don't care.
Okay here me out, it's a reboot of Cheers set today but it's also a Cabaret reboot
April 14, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Okay here me out, it's a reboot of Cheers set today but it's also a Cabaret reboot
never been more relieved to be someone without hopes and dreams. knew that would pay off someday.
April 11, 2025 at 4:50 PM
never been more relieved to be someone without hopes and dreams. knew that would pay off someday.
New dystopian speculative fiction:
"They tariffed Wisconsin. We stocked up."
"They tariffed Wisconsin. We stocked up."
In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo.
#sixwordstory #WritingCommmunity #writing #prompt
#sixwordstory #WritingCommmunity #writing #prompt
April 7, 2025 at 8:47 PM
New dystopian speculative fiction:
"They tariffed Wisconsin. We stocked up."
"They tariffed Wisconsin. We stocked up."