Lucy Goosey (a.k.a. Kersten)
@hyphenated-goose.bsky.social
Library assistant and clerk on Ohlone Tamien land, FAT and queer, progressive humanist who does alllll the crafts.
I think if Lorne Michaels wants to go to comedy heaven, they should redo the 2016 DJT episode with the baby Donald balloon replacing him in every sketch.
September 18, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I think if Lorne Michaels wants to go to comedy heaven, they should redo the 2016 DJT episode with the baby Donald balloon replacing him in every sketch.
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“None Of These Books Are Obscene”: Judge Strikes Down Much of Florida’s Book Ban Bill
This is a big win for intellectual freedom and will have big implications in other ongoing lawsuits and future laws aiming to ban books.
bookriot.com/penguin-rand...
This is a big win for intellectual freedom and will have big implications in other ongoing lawsuits and future laws aiming to ban books.
bookriot.com/penguin-rand...
"None Of These Books Are Obscene": Judge Strikes Down Much of Florida's Book Ban Bill
In a major win for intellectual freedom, a judge rules against Florida law that led to removing hundreds of books from school libraries.
bookriot.com
August 14, 2025 at 12:25 PM
“None Of These Books Are Obscene”: Judge Strikes Down Much of Florida’s Book Ban Bill
This is a big win for intellectual freedom and will have big implications in other ongoing lawsuits and future laws aiming to ban books.
bookriot.com/penguin-rand...
This is a big win for intellectual freedom and will have big implications in other ongoing lawsuits and future laws aiming to ban books.
bookriot.com/penguin-rand...
@ifbookspod.bsky.social is this the opposite of The Population Bomb? Please read this so I don't have to.
July 26, 2025 at 5:19 AM
@ifbookspod.bsky.social is this the opposite of The Population Bomb? Please read this so I don't have to.
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Republicans are still trying to pass their Big Betrayal Bill.
They held the previous vote open for hours—and STILL don’t have their shit together.
Maybe the problem isn’t the vote count. Maybe it’s the bill.
You can hold the vote open all night…trash is still trash.
They held the previous vote open for hours—and STILL don’t have their shit together.
Maybe the problem isn’t the vote count. Maybe it’s the bill.
You can hold the vote open all night…trash is still trash.
July 3, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Republicans are still trying to pass their Big Betrayal Bill.
They held the previous vote open for hours—and STILL don’t have their shit together.
Maybe the problem isn’t the vote count. Maybe it’s the bill.
You can hold the vote open all night…trash is still trash.
They held the previous vote open for hours—and STILL don’t have their shit together.
Maybe the problem isn’t the vote count. Maybe it’s the bill.
You can hold the vote open all night…trash is still trash.
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This list isn’t even complete, there are just too many to name, and honestly, people would stop reading. Turnout across the country was historic. Drop a shoutout in the comments if your city showed up!
June 15, 2025 at 12:34 PM
This list isn’t even complete, there are just too many to name, and honestly, people would stop reading. Turnout across the country was historic. Drop a shoutout in the comments if your city showed up!
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From coast to coast, city streets to small town squares, you showed up. And it mattered.
Honored to announce: 12.1 million in attendance.
Honored to announce: 12.1 million in attendance.
June 15, 2025 at 12:34 PM
From coast to coast, city streets to small town squares, you showed up. And it mattered.
Honored to announce: 12.1 million in attendance.
Honored to announce: 12.1 million in attendance.
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Make your calls. Go to your town halls. Ask your state and local officials what they are doing under state and local law. Rest. Hydrate. Make soup for the hungry. Don’t let people tell you that you’re doing it wrong. Not a sprint. Not a marathon. A relay. Find your team. Thank you.
February 15, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Make your calls. Go to your town halls. Ask your state and local officials what they are doing under state and local law. Rest. Hydrate. Make soup for the hungry. Don’t let people tell you that you’re doing it wrong. Not a sprint. Not a marathon. A relay. Find your team. Thank you.
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There is always something you can do to gum up the works of fascism.
A story. Claude Cahun. The queer nonbinary French-Jewish photographer.
Nazis conquered France, were training soldiers on Jersey, where Cahun lived w/their partner, Marcel Moore.
They did disinfo & morale smashing via Surrealism.
A story. Claude Cahun. The queer nonbinary French-Jewish photographer.
Nazis conquered France, were training soldiers on Jersey, where Cahun lived w/their partner, Marcel Moore.
They did disinfo & morale smashing via Surrealism.
February 15, 2025 at 2:52 AM
There is always something you can do to gum up the works of fascism.
A story. Claude Cahun. The queer nonbinary French-Jewish photographer.
Nazis conquered France, were training soldiers on Jersey, where Cahun lived w/their partner, Marcel Moore.
They did disinfo & morale smashing via Surrealism.
A story. Claude Cahun. The queer nonbinary French-Jewish photographer.
Nazis conquered France, were training soldiers on Jersey, where Cahun lived w/their partner, Marcel Moore.
They did disinfo & morale smashing via Surrealism.
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This one's a close second, though:
February 15, 2025 at 4:22 AM
This one's a close second, though:
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Just in case you're looking for a web version (instead of a Google Doc), we've got that for you too: indivisible.org/muskorus
February 15, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Just in case you're looking for a web version (instead of a Google Doc), we've got that for you too: indivisible.org/muskorus
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Repost if you support lawsuit against Elon Musk and DOGE 💙
February 15, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Repost if you support lawsuit against Elon Musk and DOGE 💙
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I only recently learned that this is the original Rosie The Riveter . The poster we all think of was one created by the Westinghouse Electric & Manufacturing Company. They took the propo image and localized it.
February 15, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I only recently learned that this is the original Rosie The Riveter . The poster we all think of was one created by the Westinghouse Electric & Manufacturing Company. They took the propo image and localized it.
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One of my pet peeves as an environmental journalist is when people go on and on about how "toxic" our environment is.
Bitch, compared to what?
100 years ago women were literally eating radium (radioactive substance) for work
Lead was in everything
So was arsenic /1
Bitch, compared to what?
100 years ago women were literally eating radium (radioactive substance) for work
Lead was in everything
So was arsenic /1
February 15, 2025 at 5:23 AM
One of my pet peeves as an environmental journalist is when people go on and on about how "toxic" our environment is.
Bitch, compared to what?
100 years ago women were literally eating radium (radioactive substance) for work
Lead was in everything
So was arsenic /1
Bitch, compared to what?
100 years ago women were literally eating radium (radioactive substance) for work
Lead was in everything
So was arsenic /1
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I did this to a guy I used to work with. Took him three days to figure it out.
No, he wasn't very bright.
No, he wasn't very bright.
Take a screenshot of your desktop icons, set this as your wallpaper, and then hide all the shortcuts.
Remove random keys from all the keyboards. Stack all the chairs into a single conference room, lock it and jam gum into the lock. Wait until they're inside the parking garage then lower the gate and secure it. Let the air out of their tires. Shove some dead fish into their tailpipe.
February 6, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I did this to a guy I used to work with. Took him three days to figure it out.
No, he wasn't very bright.
No, he wasn't very bright.
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Look if there is anything my brief time dealing with the DSA taught me it is that a group of dedicated nerds with a book of parliamentary procedure acting in bad faith can obstruct the shit out of anything and grind an org to a halt. Get on it, Dems.
February 6, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Look if there is anything my brief time dealing with the DSA taught me it is that a group of dedicated nerds with a book of parliamentary procedure acting in bad faith can obstruct the shit out of anything and grind an org to a halt. Get on it, Dems.
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what your plumbing tells you when you flush wipes
February 6, 2025 at 3:49 AM
what your plumbing tells you when you flush wipes
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New development: filibuster happening. Please call your reps and put pressure on them to participate and speak.
February 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
New development: filibuster happening. Please call your reps and put pressure on them to participate and speak.
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Jasmine Crockett, after accusing colleagues of castrating their Constitutional duty, said, “My job is to make sure we don’t have any kings or queens in this country, but it seems like you all have decided it’s going to be Mr. King and his queen. And y’all can pick which one is which.”
February 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Jasmine Crockett, after accusing colleagues of castrating their Constitutional duty, said, “My job is to make sure we don’t have any kings or queens in this country, but it seems like you all have decided it’s going to be Mr. King and his queen. And y’all can pick which one is which.”
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We are being heard . Phone Capitol Switchboard. Write down a shot polite message telling your Reps what u want them to do. .202) 224-3121.
Numbers count.
Call WH
Join protests in your city
This is our moment to stop the coup
Numbers count.
Call WH
Join protests in your city
This is our moment to stop the coup
February 6, 2025 at 3:29 AM
We are being heard . Phone Capitol Switchboard. Write down a shot polite message telling your Reps what u want them to do. .202) 224-3121.
Numbers count.
Call WH
Join protests in your city
This is our moment to stop the coup
Numbers count.
Call WH
Join protests in your city
This is our moment to stop the coup
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“Democrats don’t have any power what can they do?!?!”
KNOCK THE FUCKING DOORS DOWN THAT’S WHAT
KNOCK THE FUCKING DOORS DOWN THAT’S WHAT
February 6, 2025 at 3:56 AM
“Democrats don’t have any power what can they do?!?!”
KNOCK THE FUCKING DOORS DOWN THAT’S WHAT
KNOCK THE FUCKING DOORS DOWN THAT’S WHAT
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Workplace sabotage is a lost art.
I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons
February 6, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Workplace sabotage is a lost art.
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Okay, pardon us, but F this. America, you’ve got to stand up.
February 6, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Okay, pardon us, but F this. America, you’ve got to stand up.
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rather than shared directly from the source. This is essentially an email watermark—adding a space here, making a typo there, and similar subtle changes to track leaks. Stay vigilant.
February 3, 2025 at 8:24 PM
rather than shared directly from the source. This is essentially an email watermark—adding a space here, making a typo there, and similar subtle changes to track leaks. Stay vigilant.