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Chrissy Wiley
@chrissyone.bsky.social
Sr. Product Manager at Wizards of the Coast
🚨 May contain satire. Views are my own 🚨
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Here are my models from 2025. I stared painting Warhammer last September. Hope you enjoy!

(PS - still waiting for the final base for Magnus)

#nerdlings #warhammer #warhammerpainting #40k
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This five year old is still in jail
January 27, 2026 at 1:38 PM
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January 18, 2026 at 8:41 PM
In totalitarian America, horn honks you!!!
Rep. Pete Sessions: "This protesting that goes on -- honking of horns, obstructing federal law enforcement -- should not be tolerated ... I stand completely with the administration on this effort."
January 12, 2026 at 8:35 PM
They immediately tell on themselves.

Let me help, the lesson is: Obey us completely or be killed.
A woman recording an ICE agent tells him "Shame on you."

The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"

"Learned what?" she asks

Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
January 10, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Good afternoon Bluesky!
Here’s your Block of the Day.
Mungu is a troll that likes to show everyone how much they don’t know about gender. Have a look, you know what to do.

#BotD
January 8, 2026 at 10:47 PM
I weep for you, child. 🙄
Oh no, debunking your false story! How awful for you, Nick Shirley.
January 8, 2026 at 10:34 PM
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Cartoon by Pat Bagley, The Salt Lake Tribune
January 8, 2026 at 3:55 AM
All my GenX and Millennial friends, this might ring as true for you as it has for me.
Why Your Kids Set Boundaries With You - Trish Law
YouTube video by Trish Law
www.youtube.com
January 8, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Over on Facebook, folks are racing to the bottom of the bootlicker barrel today. The joy they take in watching a woman executed by police is horrifying.

They really do want us all dead. Never forget that.
January 8, 2026 at 6:02 PM
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5 years ago, there was a bloody, lawless, and deadly attack on our nation’s Capitol. A group of criminal thugs broke out in riots and stormed our Capitol in an attempt to overturn the results of a free and fair election at the direction of the President of the United States.
January 6, 2026 at 1:39 PM
They are literally children. 🤦🏼‍♀️
January 6, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Right wing chuds threatening us with a good time again.
January 5, 2026 at 7:42 PM
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Statement from she who should have been our President.
January 4, 2026 at 3:11 PM
“The native Venezuelan people are happy and free now! Look at them celebrate!”

Can you imagine how we would celebrate if that happened in the US?
🥳🎉🎁🎊🍾🪩💃🏻🕺
January 4, 2026 at 5:05 PM
We had a completely wonderful Saturday at Snoqualmie Falls. The merciless rainclouds parted long enough to enjoy a walk around the upper and lower falls, and we topped it off with lunch and damn good cherry pie at the Great Northern.
🏔️🏔️ 🌲🦉☕️
January 4, 2026 at 4:22 PM
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Happy Birthday, Professor Tolkien.

"If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world."

An extremely poignant statement today.
January 3, 2026 at 4:28 PM
My timeline is simply lovely today.
January 3, 2026 at 12:41 PM
“If anyone is going to shoot protesters, it’s gonna be me!”
Trump threatens military action against Iran in a 3 AM post:
January 2, 2026 at 3:48 PM
So about that “Somali daycare” scandal…

youtu.be/283r6-lUnP4?...
MAGA Fraudster BLOWS HIS STORY in EPIC BACKFIRE
YouTube video by Adam Mockler
youtu.be
January 1, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Surprising absolutely no one…
A growing body of research indicates that Texas's restrictive abortion bans have negatively impacted the health and lives of Texas women and babies in multiple ways. Across the board, pregnancy outcomes and complications have worsened.
What researchers have discovered about maternal, infant health under Texas' abortion laws
In the more than four years since the state of Texas significantly restricted access to abortion, medical researchers have been studying the health effects of that policy change.
medicalxpress.com
December 30, 2025 at 2:00 AM
“Well, it doesn’t matter..”
Q: Can you say any more about the explosion in Venezuela that you mentioned in a radio interview. Did the military do that?

TRUMP: Well, it doesn't matter. But there was a major explosion in the dock area where they load the boats up with drugs. We hit the area.
December 30, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Good morning Bluesky!
It’s been a while since I’ve done a Block of the Day, but I’ve found a profile that really deserves it. #BotD
December 29, 2025 at 4:48 PM
This is how we cook our planet to death.
#ai
December 29, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I took a short break from Mortarion to prime up Titus. A regular Marine seems so insignificant after all these huge models.

#nerdlings #spacemarine2
December 29, 2025 at 4:29 AM