Hylosylphide
@hylosylphide.bsky.social
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Chiitan has a dream.
I hope that one day the term LGBT will become a thing of the past.
I will continue to spread my message until we live in a world where everyone can love freely and is free from persecution and discrimination.
Until then, let's all support each other🤍
I hope that one day the term LGBT will become a thing of the past.
I will continue to spread my message until we live in a world where everyone can love freely and is free from persecution and discrimination.
Until then, let's all support each other🤍
October 9, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Chiitan has a dream.
I hope that one day the term LGBT will become a thing of the past.
I will continue to spread my message until we live in a world where everyone can love freely and is free from persecution and discrimination.
Until then, let's all support each other🤍
I hope that one day the term LGBT will become a thing of the past.
I will continue to spread my message until we live in a world where everyone can love freely and is free from persecution and discrimination.
Until then, let's all support each other🤍
Bluesky will give you the "show less posts like this" option and outright ignore it
July 30, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Bluesky will give you the "show less posts like this" option and outright ignore it
Your girlfriend calls me mommy and gets to wear a cute collar with a leash when we're together.
July 30, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Your girlfriend calls me mommy and gets to wear a cute collar with a leash when we're together.
women should be allowed to stab someone once a year as a treat
June 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
women should be allowed to stab someone once a year as a treat
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They're saying "Here comes the airplane" when you can see plain as day that it's a spoon. They're playing you for a fool. They're laughing at you
March 9, 2025 at 3:28 AM
They're saying "Here comes the airplane" when you can see plain as day that it's a spoon. They're playing you for a fool. They're laughing at you
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If your argument is "sure, a terrible modern event has a parallel in the 1920s and 30s but don't worry we turned out just fine", might I suggest reading about the 1940s.
February 13, 2025 at 2:57 PM
If your argument is "sure, a terrible modern event has a parallel in the 1920s and 30s but don't worry we turned out just fine", might I suggest reading about the 1940s.
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My bot girl followers are the only people who understand me
December 31, 2024 at 1:17 AM
My bot girl followers are the only people who understand me
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Goku could murder every guy in every Wes Anderson movie so I don't know why we're having this conversation.
December 31, 2024 at 12:49 AM
Goku could murder every guy in every Wes Anderson movie so I don't know why we're having this conversation.
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Honestly? Long-distance relationships are more difficult than most people realize. It's the worst feeling in the world when you desperately want to hug your partner but they are far away devouring assorted ships & sailors with their gigantic maw in the middle of the ocean.
December 30, 2024 at 2:13 AM
Honestly? Long-distance relationships are more difficult than most people realize. It's the worst feeling in the world when you desperately want to hug your partner but they are far away devouring assorted ships & sailors with their gigantic maw in the middle of the ocean.
Why the FUCK do I have 55 followers get off me bots
December 27, 2024 at 9:06 AM
Why the FUCK do I have 55 followers get off me bots
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it's actually christmas eve's monster
December 24, 2024 at 7:38 PM
it's actually christmas eve's monster
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[trying to discern which of my friends is a class traitor]
so that CEO murder, huh?
👁️ 👁️
so that CEO murder, huh?
👁️ 👁️
December 13, 2024 at 6:47 PM
[trying to discern which of my friends is a class traitor]
so that CEO murder, huh?
👁️ 👁️
so that CEO murder, huh?
👁️ 👁️
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Me: please just wait a little longer.
Her: you’re a liar and I’m leaving!
She turns her back and storms off. A few seconds later, the baseball I threw all the way around the world whizzes into my glove. It’s too late. It took too long. I must train to throw harder if I’m ever to find a wife.
Her: you’re a liar and I’m leaving!
She turns her back and storms off. A few seconds later, the baseball I threw all the way around the world whizzes into my glove. It’s too late. It took too long. I must train to throw harder if I’m ever to find a wife.
December 12, 2024 at 3:06 AM
Me: please just wait a little longer.
Her: you’re a liar and I’m leaving!
She turns her back and storms off. A few seconds later, the baseball I threw all the way around the world whizzes into my glove. It’s too late. It took too long. I must train to throw harder if I’m ever to find a wife.
Her: you’re a liar and I’m leaving!
She turns her back and storms off. A few seconds later, the baseball I threw all the way around the world whizzes into my glove. It’s too late. It took too long. I must train to throw harder if I’m ever to find a wife.
Moral of the story: being a piece of shit puts a target in your back
December 12, 2024 at 5:43 AM
Moral of the story: being a piece of shit puts a target in your back
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give me coffee for the things i can change and a flamethrower for the things i cannot. amen.
December 8, 2024 at 5:06 PM
give me coffee for the things i can change and a flamethrower for the things i cannot. amen.
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Fun fact: the reason the US doesn't have universal healthcare is that people in the 1940s thought it was too communist for the US.
December 7, 2024 at 1:10 AM
Fun fact: the reason the US doesn't have universal healthcare is that people in the 1940s thought it was too communist for the US.
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(atheist femcel who just learned about the foot washing and deer girl stuff in the bible) forgive me lord for i have sinned, i now see your light, i accept Jesus as my savior, i am but a stray lamb under your watchful gaze,,.,,
December 6, 2024 at 9:55 PM
(atheist femcel who just learned about the foot washing and deer girl stuff in the bible) forgive me lord for i have sinned, i now see your light, i accept Jesus as my savior, i am but a stray lamb under your watchful gaze,,.,,
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When you can't let the cat go out because he might invade Poland
December 5, 2024 at 1:08 PM
When you can't let the cat go out because he might invade Poland
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Me: Hey can you do your dishes
My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink
Me: Alright man
My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink
Me: Alright man
December 6, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Me: Hey can you do your dishes
My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink
Me: Alright man
My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink
Me: Alright man
Happy Thanksgiving everyone, hope you get stuffed today 🫶
November 28, 2024 at 6:17 PM
Happy Thanksgiving everyone, hope you get stuffed today 🫶