Huw Jelly
@huwjelly.bsky.social
Mostly harmless 🌏 Liberal. Awake. Angry. 😉 Builder/Carpenter, Dog rescuer. Cook, Brewer and bottle-washer. Trans-Atlantic sailor. Sci-Fi fan.
I mute/block AI posters.
Furiously European Rejoin EU ! #FBPE
💙 Bluesky #515,897 😉
💙 #TNG #TheOrville #Voyager
I mute/block AI posters.
Furiously European Rejoin EU ! #FBPE
💙 Bluesky #515,897 😉
💙 #TNG #TheOrville #Voyager
It's started early this year.
Have you looked at the secret Santa email?
Nope.
Can I look at your email to see who you got?
Nope.
Can you give me a list of things you'd like?
Not thought about it.
But...Black Friday deals?
Seriously?? 🤦♀️
It's November, and capitalism sucks.
FFS. Make it stop.
Have you looked at the secret Santa email?
Nope.
Can I look at your email to see who you got?
Nope.
Can you give me a list of things you'd like?
Not thought about it.
But...Black Friday deals?
Seriously?? 🤦♀️
It's November, and capitalism sucks.
FFS. Make it stop.
November 30, 2025 at 5:34 PM
It's started early this year.
Have you looked at the secret Santa email?
Nope.
Can I look at your email to see who you got?
Nope.
Can you give me a list of things you'd like?
Not thought about it.
But...Black Friday deals?
Seriously?? 🤦♀️
It's November, and capitalism sucks.
FFS. Make it stop.
Have you looked at the secret Santa email?
Nope.
Can I look at your email to see who you got?
Nope.
Can you give me a list of things you'd like?
Not thought about it.
But...Black Friday deals?
Seriously?? 🤦♀️
It's November, and capitalism sucks.
FFS. Make it stop.
O/H wanted to go get an Xmas tree, but I said "No!" - " it's way too early - it's still November..
As if to prove the point I just mowed the lawn!
Feels like spring, wish it was.
As if to prove the point I just mowed the lawn!
Feels like spring, wish it was.
November 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
O/H wanted to go get an Xmas tree, but I said "No!" - " it's way too early - it's still November..
As if to prove the point I just mowed the lawn!
Feels like spring, wish it was.
As if to prove the point I just mowed the lawn!
Feels like spring, wish it was.
Nine Years. 🤬
Glorious, cathartic, taking no shit at all, Stewart Lee.
Brexit: “like someone stepping round a massive pile of dogshit on the living room carpet. Every day. For nine years.”
If only all our media could be as ruthlessly challenging as this.
www.thenerve.news/p/stewart-le...
Brexit: “like someone stepping round a massive pile of dogshit on the living room carpet. Every day. For nine years.”
If only all our media could be as ruthlessly challenging as this.
www.thenerve.news/p/stewart-le...
November 30, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Nine Years. 🤬
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Through his life and extraordinary talent, the immigrant and refugee child Tomáš Sträussler who became known to us all as Tom Stoppard made British theatre and this country a better place to be.
You might even argue that he helped redefine Englishness through his astonishing legacy of work.
You might even argue that he helped redefine Englishness through his astonishing legacy of work.
November 29, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Through his life and extraordinary talent, the immigrant and refugee child Tomáš Sträussler who became known to us all as Tom Stoppard made British theatre and this country a better place to be.
You might even argue that he helped redefine Englishness through his astonishing legacy of work.
You might even argue that he helped redefine Englishness through his astonishing legacy of work.
Fuck. 😳
No congressional approval and whilst we're at it, using missiles against innocent fishermen who narrowly survived the previous one and who are now swimming, is an actual war crime.
I hope we have time enough for it to catch up with these murderous bastards in the White House.
No congressional approval and whilst we're at it, using missiles against innocent fishermen who narrowly survived the previous one and who are now swimming, is an actual war crime.
I hope we have time enough for it to catch up with these murderous bastards in the White House.
Two U.S. Navy F/A-18Es appeared and disappeared from radar off the coast of Venezuela.
November 29, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Fuck. 😳
No congressional approval and whilst we're at it, using missiles against innocent fishermen who narrowly survived the previous one and who are now swimming, is an actual war crime.
I hope we have time enough for it to catch up with these murderous bastards in the White House.
No congressional approval and whilst we're at it, using missiles against innocent fishermen who narrowly survived the previous one and who are now swimming, is an actual war crime.
I hope we have time enough for it to catch up with these murderous bastards in the White House.
Reposted by Huw Jelly
Creating a military conflict with Venezuela gives this administration a legal "hook" to invoke the Alien Enemies Act. In other words, the foreign war is being manufactured in order to facilitate court deference for its domestic mass deportation policy. It's a Stephen Miller Special.
November 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Creating a military conflict with Venezuela gives this administration a legal "hook" to invoke the Alien Enemies Act. In other words, the foreign war is being manufactured in order to facilitate court deference for its domestic mass deportation policy. It's a Stephen Miller Special.
Ok then:
Honda CRX VTEC
TRANSIT VAN
TRANSIT VAN
TRANSIT VAN
Volvo C30 + TRANSIT VAN 😂
Honda CRX VTEC
TRANSIT VAN
TRANSIT VAN
TRANSIT VAN
Volvo C30 + TRANSIT VAN 😂
Beetle
VW golf driver
Subaru Impreza WRX estate.
Honda FRV
Toyota Rav 4.
VW golf driver
Subaru Impreza WRX estate.
Honda FRV
Toyota Rav 4.
I'm in...
'87 LHD BMW E30 320i
VW Jetta MK2
'89 Seat Ibiza 1.2 (most fun car ever)
B8K A4 Quattro TFSi
E46 BMW Compact
'87 LHD BMW E30 320i
VW Jetta MK2
'89 Seat Ibiza 1.2 (most fun car ever)
B8K A4 Quattro TFSi
E46 BMW Compact
November 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Ok then:
Honda CRX VTEC
TRANSIT VAN
TRANSIT VAN
TRANSIT VAN
Volvo C30 + TRANSIT VAN 😂
Honda CRX VTEC
TRANSIT VAN
TRANSIT VAN
TRANSIT VAN
Volvo C30 + TRANSIT VAN 😂
400 Tonnes of cocaine is worth approx 31 Billion dollars. 😳
Hernandez led the world in drug dealing.
But yeah, let's murder fishermen in motor boats.
Hernandez led the world in drug dealing.
But yeah, let's murder fishermen in motor boats.
November 29, 2025 at 2:16 PM
400 Tonnes of cocaine is worth approx 31 Billion dollars. 😳
Hernandez led the world in drug dealing.
But yeah, let's murder fishermen in motor boats.
Hernandez led the world in drug dealing.
But yeah, let's murder fishermen in motor boats.
Genuinely saddened by this morning's turn of events.
Bought this mug in Egypt over 20years ago and use it all day. 😪
Bought this mug in Egypt over 20years ago and use it all day. 😪
November 28, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Genuinely saddened by this morning's turn of events.
Bought this mug in Egypt over 20years ago and use it all day. 😪
Bought this mug in Egypt over 20years ago and use it all day. 😪
Reposted by Huw Jelly
“Speaking outside his chateau in France, former Brexit Party and UKIP MEP Coburn answered "no" when a BBC journalist asked him whether he’d ever been paid to give a speech to promote pro-Russian campaigners”
Just FFS investigate the whole dodgy traitorous lot of them.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Just FFS investigate the whole dodgy traitorous lot of them.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Former Brexit Party MEP denies taking payment from pro-Russian campaign
A prominent former MEP for Nigel Farage's old party denies taking bribes in a pro-Russian campaign.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 28, 2025 at 9:01 AM
“Speaking outside his chateau in France, former Brexit Party and UKIP MEP Coburn answered "no" when a BBC journalist asked him whether he’d ever been paid to give a speech to promote pro-Russian campaigners”
Just FFS investigate the whole dodgy traitorous lot of them.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Just FFS investigate the whole dodgy traitorous lot of them.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Introduce yourself with five gigs you've been to:
David Byrne, Utopia
Underworld
Orbital
New Order
Gorillaz
David Byrne, Utopia
Underworld
Orbital
New Order
Gorillaz
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you have been to:
Motörhead
Tori Amos
Pink Floyd
Prince
The Smiths
(Three of these were excellent, two were rubbish...)
Motörhead
Tori Amos
Pink Floyd
Prince
The Smiths
(Three of these were excellent, two were rubbish...)
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you have been to:
Mastodon
The Hu
Wardruna
Jean Michel Jarre
Bob Dylan
Mastodon
The Hu
Wardruna
Jean Michel Jarre
Bob Dylan
November 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Introduce yourself with five gigs you've been to:
David Byrne, Utopia
Underworld
Orbital
New Order
Gorillaz
David Byrne, Utopia
Underworld
Orbital
New Order
Gorillaz
Reposted by Huw Jelly
UKTBC Chair Andrew Lewin MP:
"The Brexit deal put up barriers with our closest and largest trading partners. We have 16,000 fewer businesses in the UK exporting to the EU."
"A surge in food prices, bureaucracy at the border and a hit to our economy of at least £100 billion."
"The Brexit deal put up barriers with our closest and largest trading partners. We have 16,000 fewer businesses in the UK exporting to the EU."
"A surge in food prices, bureaucracy at the border and a hit to our economy of at least £100 billion."
November 27, 2025 at 4:41 PM
UKTBC Chair Andrew Lewin MP:
"The Brexit deal put up barriers with our closest and largest trading partners. We have 16,000 fewer businesses in the UK exporting to the EU."
"A surge in food prices, bureaucracy at the border and a hit to our economy of at least £100 billion."
"The Brexit deal put up barriers with our closest and largest trading partners. We have 16,000 fewer businesses in the UK exporting to the EU."
"A surge in food prices, bureaucracy at the border and a hit to our economy of at least £100 billion."
It ain't pretty but I don't care, I bloody love toad in the hole and onion gravy, it's always better than it looks! 👌💥
Ended up monstering most of this myself. 😂
Hungry man-eyes. 🥰
Ended up monstering most of this myself. 😂
Hungry man-eyes. 🥰
November 26, 2025 at 8:44 PM
It ain't pretty but I don't care, I bloody love toad in the hole and onion gravy, it's always better than it looks! 👌💥
Ended up monstering most of this myself. 😂
Hungry man-eyes. 🥰
Ended up monstering most of this myself. 😂
Hungry man-eyes. 🥰
I just realised that I for one wouldn't have a clue how to "Ask Chat GPT".
I don't know if it's an app, a website or part of some operating systems. 🤷♂️
I've never needed to know, and never will, every comment around me on this subject has made that quite obvious. 😆
I don't know if it's an app, a website or part of some operating systems. 🤷♂️
I've never needed to know, and never will, every comment around me on this subject has made that quite obvious. 😆
November 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I just realised that I for one wouldn't have a clue how to "Ask Chat GPT".
I don't know if it's an app, a website or part of some operating systems. 🤷♂️
I've never needed to know, and never will, every comment around me on this subject has made that quite obvious. 😆
I don't know if it's an app, a website or part of some operating systems. 🤷♂️
I've never needed to know, and never will, every comment around me on this subject has made that quite obvious. 😆
Today I learned that they still use bamboo as scaffolding in Hong Kong.
..on skyscrapers.. 😳
..on skyscrapers.. 😳
November 26, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Today I learned that they still use bamboo as scaffolding in Hong Kong.
..on skyscrapers.. 😳
..on skyscrapers.. 😳
Reposted by Huw Jelly
The Prime Minister just told me any party leader should want to get to the bottom of this Russian bribery scandal with Reform.
He is the Prime Minister and a party leader. Why isn't he launching a national investigation himself?
He is the Prime Minister and a party leader. Why isn't he launching a national investigation himself?
November 26, 2025 at 12:53 PM
The Prime Minister just told me any party leader should want to get to the bottom of this Russian bribery scandal with Reform.
He is the Prime Minister and a party leader. Why isn't he launching a national investigation himself?
He is the Prime Minister and a party leader. Why isn't he launching a national investigation himself?
Reposted by Huw Jelly
"We are freezing known Russian assets" says Rachel Reeves
"But let me be clear, I don't actually mean the member for Clacton"
"But let me be clear, I don't actually mean the member for Clacton"
November 26, 2025 at 1:10 PM
"We are freezing known Russian assets" says Rachel Reeves
"But let me be clear, I don't actually mean the member for Clacton"
"But let me be clear, I don't actually mean the member for Clacton"
Flicks through Bluesky....can't believe there's still debate going on about whether Farage is a racist.
What's a man gotta do?
😆😂
🤦♀️
What's a man gotta do?
😆😂
🤦♀️
November 26, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Flicks through Bluesky....can't believe there's still debate going on about whether Farage is a racist.
What's a man gotta do?
😆😂
🤦♀️
What's a man gotta do?
😆😂
🤦♀️
Morning!
Have a bright and breezy day peeps. 😍
Have a bright and breezy day peeps. 😍
November 26, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Morning!
Have a bright and breezy day peeps. 😍
Have a bright and breezy day peeps. 😍
Was just looking at train routes to RAF Duxford Imperial War Museum and airfield.
Apparently there's no buses from the nearest train station so I'd need a taxi or a coach.
...or if I have my own aircraft I can arrive in that with prior appointment, which is nice. 🙄😁
Think I'll be driving. 😂
Apparently there's no buses from the nearest train station so I'd need a taxi or a coach.
...or if I have my own aircraft I can arrive in that with prior appointment, which is nice. 🙄😁
Think I'll be driving. 😂
November 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Was just looking at train routes to RAF Duxford Imperial War Museum and airfield.
Apparently there's no buses from the nearest train station so I'd need a taxi or a coach.
...or if I have my own aircraft I can arrive in that with prior appointment, which is nice. 🙄😁
Think I'll be driving. 😂
Apparently there's no buses from the nearest train station so I'd need a taxi or a coach.
...or if I have my own aircraft I can arrive in that with prior appointment, which is nice. 🙄😁
Think I'll be driving. 😂
It's a freezing 'Good Morning' from Woody and Twiggy.
Have a good day, peeps 🥰
Have a good day, peeps 🥰
November 25, 2025 at 10:23 AM
It's a freezing 'Good Morning' from Woody and Twiggy.
Have a good day, peeps 🥰
Have a good day, peeps 🥰
When I was clubbing regularly it wasn't camera glasses that we smuggled in round our ball-bag, but hey-ho, go for it Gen Z. 😁
BBC News - 'No second chances for people who use phones in our club' - BBC News
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
BBC News - 'No second chances for people who use phones in our club' - BBC News
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
'No second chances for people who use phones in our club'
A Manchester nightclub that enforced a strict no-mobile phone policy puts out a reminder of the rules.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
When I was clubbing regularly it wasn't camera glasses that we smuggled in round our ball-bag, but hey-ho, go for it Gen Z. 😁
BBC News - 'No second chances for people who use phones in our club' - BBC News
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
BBC News - 'No second chances for people who use phones in our club' - BBC News
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
My wife taking the dogs out in the dark dressed as a rhubarb and custard sweetie. 😍😆
November 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
My wife taking the dogs out in the dark dressed as a rhubarb and custard sweetie. 😍😆
BBC Bosses Draw Up Plans to Win Over Reform Voters by Changing News and Drama Output.
The Director General Tim Davie and other executives discussed altering BBC “story selection” in order to secure the “trust” of supporters of Nigel Farage’s party bylinetimes.com/2025/06/09/b...
The Director General Tim Davie and other executives discussed altering BBC “story selection” in order to secure the “trust” of supporters of Nigel Farage’s party bylinetimes.com/2025/06/09/b...
BBC Bosses Draw Up Plans to Win Over Reform Voters by Changing News and Drama Output
The Director General Tim Davie and other executives discussed altering BBC “story selection” in order to secure the "trust" of supporters of Nigel Farage’s party
bylinetimes.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Reposted by Huw Jelly
I implore someone, anyone, in the media…
Do your job
And the next time you have Farage on, please ask him directly:
…what were the motivations behind this?
Do your job
And the next time you have Farage on, please ask him directly:
…what were the motivations behind this?
November 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I implore someone, anyone, in the media…
Do your job
And the next time you have Farage on, please ask him directly:
…what were the motivations behind this?
Do your job
And the next time you have Farage on, please ask him directly:
…what were the motivations behind this?