Paul Nelson
@humanolith.bsky.social
humanolith. stand-up tragedian. frenby. he/they.
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Paul Nelson
@humanolith.bsky.social
· Apr 16
Trans people are valid and their rights are human rights.
Love, support and respect to the trans community. Every day, but days like today even more so.
Love, support and respect to the trans community. Every day, but days like today even more so.
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
Man alive. Germany is the place to be at this time of year.
December 1, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Man alive. Germany is the place to be at this time of year.
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Every year we make a free-to-download-and-print-off-yourself colouring-in Advent Calendar. This year’s heavily features Bigfoots. Please share!
Download it for free here… www.worldofmoose.com/pages/2025-b...
Download it for free here… www.worldofmoose.com/pages/2025-b...
November 29, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Every year we make a free-to-download-and-print-off-yourself colouring-in Advent Calendar. This year’s heavily features Bigfoots. Please share!
Download it for free here… www.worldofmoose.com/pages/2025-b...
Download it for free here… www.worldofmoose.com/pages/2025-b...
A kid sat near me in the audience at a wrestling show said I looked like Shawn Michaels (based on nothing more than me having long hair)
What is the best compliment you ever received? Putting aside whether or not you believed it.
November 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
A kid sat near me in the audience at a wrestling show said I looked like Shawn Michaels (based on nothing more than me having long hair)
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I sued the city because I was accidentally sewed into the pants of the big charlie brown at the thanksgiving day parade
November 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I sued the city because I was accidentally sewed into the pants of the big charlie brown at the thanksgiving day parade
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in mario luigi he eat a musroom
November 24, 2025 at 4:45 AM
in mario luigi he eat a musroom
No! The shareholders dividends were ringfenced against pirate zombie infestation, Charlie Brown!
“The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed;
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair, Charlie Brown!”
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair, Charlie Brown!”
I'm Funny How? I Mean Funny Like I'm A Clown, I Amuse You? I Make You Laugh, I'm Here To Fuckin' Amuse You? What Do You Mean Funny, Funny How, Charlie Brown?
November 24, 2025 at 11:58 AM
No! The shareholders dividends were ringfenced against pirate zombie infestation, Charlie Brown!
Not buying it. Doesn't look anything like this guy
November 22, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Not buying it. Doesn't look anything like this guy
I am once again at the mercy of the UK public transport gods. My train has been disrupted by a level crossing failure and now a trespasser on the line.
Good job I haven't got a flight to catch!
Ha! Ha ha! Ahahahahaha!!
Good job I haven't got a flight to catch!
Ha! Ha ha! Ahahahahaha!!
November 21, 2025 at 8:45 AM
I am once again at the mercy of the UK public transport gods. My train has been disrupted by a level crossing failure and now a trespasser on the line.
Good job I haven't got a flight to catch!
Ha! Ha ha! Ahahahahaha!!
Good job I haven't got a flight to catch!
Ha! Ha ha! Ahahahahaha!!
Ok, sure. Although it being in French doesn't matter too much as it's almost entirely visual jokes.
November 20, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Ok, sure. Although it being in French doesn't matter too much as it's almost entirely visual jokes.
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Today is Trans Day of Remembrance. Since 31st October 2024, at least 340 trans people have lost their lives to anti-trans violence, or suicide. Transphobia kills. Please be an ally every day. tdor.translivesmatter.info/reports?from...
Remembering Our Dead - Reports
1 Nov 2024 to 20 Nov 2025
tdor.translivesmatter.info
November 20, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Today is Trans Day of Remembrance. Since 31st October 2024, at least 340 trans people have lost their lives to anti-trans violence, or suicide. Transphobia kills. Please be an ally every day. tdor.translivesmatter.info/reports?from...
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The Festive Big Green Book Swap is happening again.
A book!
Choc!
Tea!
& if you want a new book buddy!
www.biggreenbookshop.com/index.php
If you want to join, but need to save up for pressies etc, then @sarahalba.bsky.social is offering to buy one for someone.
DM me if you prefer.
UK only
A book!
Choc!
Tea!
& if you want a new book buddy!
www.biggreenbookshop.com/index.php
If you want to join, but need to save up for pressies etc, then @sarahalba.bsky.social is offering to buy one for someone.
DM me if you prefer.
UK only
November 19, 2025 at 2:12 PM
The Festive Big Green Book Swap is happening again.
A book!
Choc!
Tea!
& if you want a new book buddy!
www.biggreenbookshop.com/index.php
If you want to join, but need to save up for pressies etc, then @sarahalba.bsky.social is offering to buy one for someone.
DM me if you prefer.
UK only
A book!
Choc!
Tea!
& if you want a new book buddy!
www.biggreenbookshop.com/index.php
If you want to join, but need to save up for pressies etc, then @sarahalba.bsky.social is offering to buy one for someone.
DM me if you prefer.
UK only
Sooz is someone who uses her voice to do good things. Support her if you can!
Big very scary announcement that I never thought I'd have to make so I put nice music and a relaxing nostalgic background on it for you.
November 17, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Sooz is someone who uses her voice to do good things. Support her if you can!
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I've brought this up before but I think it bears repeating because it's a total non-factor in all the rhetoric: "Britain" hasn't been an island (or archipelago) at any time in its history. The last decade of drawing back behind our borders is a bizarre aberration.
November 17, 2025 at 10:19 AM
I've brought this up before but I think it bears repeating because it's a total non-factor in all the rhetoric: "Britain" hasn't been an island (or archipelago) at any time in its history. The last decade of drawing back behind our borders is a bizarre aberration.
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Started playing Animal Crossing for the first time in years and spent weeks straight on trying to get the materials to make a golden head
November 16, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Started playing Animal Crossing for the first time in years and spent weeks straight on trying to get the materials to make a golden head
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Couple of Halloweeny lewks from the last couple of days 🎃💀
October 31, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Couple of Halloweeny lewks from the last couple of days 🎃💀