Paul Nelson
@humanolith.bsky.social
humanolith. stand-up tragedian. frenby. he/they.
Not buying it. Doesn't look anything like this guy
November 22, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Not buying it. Doesn't look anything like this guy
Ok, sure. Although it being in French doesn't matter too much as it's almost entirely visual jokes.
November 20, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Ok, sure. Although it being in French doesn't matter too much as it's almost entirely visual jokes.
Couple of Halloweeny lewks from the last couple of days 🎃💀
October 31, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Couple of Halloweeny lewks from the last couple of days 🎃💀
Every year since at least 2016 I get this notification. Still no idea what possessed me to create the original calendar entry, but I admire my devices' tenacity in telling me every time. I'll never delete it.
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October 21, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Every year since at least 2016 I get this notification. Still no idea what possessed me to create the original calendar entry, but I admire my devices' tenacity in telling me every time. I'll never delete it.
🍔👑🧇📅
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Upstairs on a train! Always a strange sensation.
October 18, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Upstairs on a train! Always a strange sensation.
If you see this, quote post with your favourite Pokémon. (Wrong answers only)
October 15, 2025 at 1:41 PM
If you see this, quote post with your favourite Pokémon. (Wrong answers only)
![Screenshot of the game Disco Elysium. A ramshackle statue of a horse and rider in a circle of grimy dystopian scenery. The protagonist and sidekick characters portraits are shown in the bottom left corner and the right side of the screen displays the text: "Horseback Monument - An old monument stands in the middle of the traffic island, pointing toward the sea. It looks as if it's been reassembled piece-by-piece, secured and mounted in the air with the aid of numerous ropes and rods."
"1. Who is this?"
"2. [Leave]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:e5wib46xkdsrwk2rmi5y2nn6/bafkreihfimsdj7b3gccrcczse4s5j3uwm3mbkxeodzyq2vmlfyjbfygg3m@jpeg)
Hey, LGBTQ+ friends and followers. I bought a bag that came with this pin badge.
I fully support its intention, and I believe it to be true about myself. Hell, everyone is safe with me, except fascists.
But is this something one can claim about themselves without seeming a bit of a knob?
I fully support its intention, and I believe it to be true about myself. Hell, everyone is safe with me, except fascists.
But is this something one can claim about themselves without seeming a bit of a knob?
October 7, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Hey, LGBTQ+ friends and followers. I bought a bag that came with this pin badge.
I fully support its intention, and I believe it to be true about myself. Hell, everyone is safe with me, except fascists.
But is this something one can claim about themselves without seeming a bit of a knob?
I fully support its intention, and I believe it to be true about myself. Hell, everyone is safe with me, except fascists.
But is this something one can claim about themselves without seeming a bit of a knob?
Delicious treats for the birthday person!
October 4, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Delicious treats for the birthday person!
No cheating, last photo of your pet
August 20, 2025 at 10:07 AM
No cheating, last photo of your pet
The only station on the London Underground that has no letters from the word 'mackerel' is St John's Wood!
August 19, 2025 at 9:14 AM
The only station on the London Underground that has no letters from the word 'mackerel' is St John's Wood!
August 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Look, if you're not gonna pay a professional to manage your big screen and instead foist the responsibility onto a random technician, don't be surprised if stuff like this happens
August 11, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Look, if you're not gonna pay a professional to manage your big screen and instead foist the responsibility onto a random technician, don't be surprised if stuff like this happens
9 years ago today, I met someone who changed, if not outright saved, my life. We talked online as friends for a couple of years, but figured out eventually that we belonged together. I love you, Linda.
August 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
9 years ago today, I met someone who changed, if not outright saved, my life. We talked online as friends for a couple of years, but figured out eventually that we belonged together. I love you, Linda.
I am apparently DELICIOUS to bugs. This all happened during one evening in the Devon countryside. Other limbs are similarly ravaged, but right leg is apparently the tastiest! #itchy
July 28, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I am apparently DELICIOUS to bugs. This all happened during one evening in the Devon countryside. Other limbs are similarly ravaged, but right leg is apparently the tastiest! #itchy