H.R. Tufnstuf
@hrtufnstuf.bsky.social
Five year cancer survivor. IF YOU NOTICE SOMETHING DIFFERENT WITH YOUR POOP, GET A COLONOSCOPY ASAP. Mine started to look like something was taking a scoop out of it on the way out. IDGAF if you think that's TMI.
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Javier, our new CEO, wanted to thank everyone for a fun and motivating first week. You all have made his transition process enjoyable. He has much to do but insisted on relaying that his initial numbers indicate that the dogs are all very good and will likely continue to be ❤️
December 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Javier, our new CEO, wanted to thank everyone for a fun and motivating first week. You all have made his transition process enjoyable. He has much to do but insisted on relaying that his initial numbers indicate that the dogs are all very good and will likely continue to be ❤️
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Dec 10th 1995 - Roy Munson, a bowler famous for having a rubber hand, received a check for $500,000 for promoting Trojan Condoms.
📽️📅 Kingpin (1996)
📽️📅 Kingpin (1996)
December 10, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Dec 10th 1995 - Roy Munson, a bowler famous for having a rubber hand, received a check for $500,000 for promoting Trojan Condoms.
📽️📅 Kingpin (1996)
📽️📅 Kingpin (1996)
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
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It’s true. We shouldn’t pretend that. Trumpist culture is not the same as American culture and not equal. Trumpist culture is proudly ignorant, defiantly against America’s founding values and subsequently developed values, venomously bigoted, and generally despicable.
Fox News' Will Cain: "I’m sure there are very honorable law-abiding upstanding citizens and contributors from the Somali community here in the United States, BUT..."
He goes on to say "we aren’t going to pretend here that all cultures are of equal value or the same."
He goes on to say "we aren’t going to pretend here that all cultures are of equal value or the same."
December 3, 2025 at 10:31 PM
It’s true. We shouldn’t pretend that. Trumpist culture is not the same as American culture and not equal. Trumpist culture is proudly ignorant, defiantly against America’s founding values and subsequently developed values, venomously bigoted, and generally despicable.
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Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
November 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
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The Constitution leaves no wiggle room: The executive branch spends money when the laws of the country tell it to do so, and nobody writes those laws but Congress. No, billionaires can't replace it.
Today's Morning Shots from @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social and @eggerdc.bsky.social:
Today's Morning Shots from @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social and @eggerdc.bsky.social:
Time to Show Some Backbone
Congressional Republicans have started standing up to Trump on some little stuff. But what about the big new usurpation of their power?
www.thebulwark.com
October 24, 2025 at 2:09 PM
The Constitution leaves no wiggle room: The executive branch spends money when the laws of the country tell it to do so, and nobody writes those laws but Congress. No, billionaires can't replace it.
Today's Morning Shots from @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social and @eggerdc.bsky.social:
Today's Morning Shots from @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social and @eggerdc.bsky.social:
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Ice agent struck by sandwich seeks counseling, says he can't even walk through deli without fearing for his life and has been diagnosed with BLTSD
August 16, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Ice agent struck by sandwich seeks counseling, says he can't even walk through deli without fearing for his life and has been diagnosed with BLTSD
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"It is still a free country. You can still say what you want. So why are so many powerful institutions behaving like it isn’t and they can’t? If a few bratty cartoon kids can peel off the emperor’s clothes, what are the grown-ups so afraid of?" [giftie] www.nytimes.com/2025/08/16/a...
Eric Cartman, Welcome (for Now) to the Resistance
www.nytimes.com
August 16, 2025 at 11:39 AM
"It is still a free country. You can still say what you want. So why are so many powerful institutions behaving like it isn’t and they can’t? If a few bratty cartoon kids can peel off the emperor’s clothes, what are the grown-ups so afraid of?" [giftie] www.nytimes.com/2025/08/16/a...
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Tense scene out here. People booing and shaming unidentified federal law enforcement as they stand in the middle of the street, posted to pull people over for random checks.
August 14, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Tense scene out here. People booing and shaming unidentified federal law enforcement as they stand in the middle of the street, posted to pull people over for random checks.
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RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid
RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid
WASHINGTON—Claiming the luminous potion would make the nation strong and vigorous, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. issued an order Friday directing all Americans to drink a m...
theonion.com
August 12, 2025 at 3:59 PM
RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid
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August 7, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Happy 4th of July everyone- this is the most American thing I’ve read today - please read every word: Goodbye to All That www.lawfaremedia.org/article/good...
Goodbye to All That
My resignation from the FBI.
www.lawfaremedia.org
July 4, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Happy 4th of July everyone- this is the most American thing I’ve read today - please read every word: Goodbye to All That www.lawfaremedia.org/article/good...
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the Biggus Dickus scene from Life of Brian but it's an ICE agent showing foreigners at a port of entry this picture of jd vance and deporting them if they can't keep from laughing
This image is now absolutely everywhere over European media lmao
June 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
the Biggus Dickus scene from Life of Brian but it's an ICE agent showing foreigners at a port of entry this picture of jd vance and deporting them if they can't keep from laughing
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Going to war with Iran is a dumb idea for a ton of reasons, you do not need to overreact and carry water for the Iranian government. The Iranian government sucks. Still a bad idea to go to war with them. You just do not under any circumstances have to hand it to the Iranian government.
June 22, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Going to war with Iran is a dumb idea for a ton of reasons, you do not need to overreact and carry water for the Iranian government. The Iranian government sucks. Still a bad idea to go to war with them. You just do not under any circumstances have to hand it to the Iranian government.
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EXCLUSIVE — The Onion has a full-page ad in today’s NYT featuring part of an editorial calling out congressional fecklessness towards Trump. They also sent a copy of their latest issue to every lawmaker.
My report, with an excerpt from the full editorial: www.thehandbasket.co/p/exclusive-...
My report, with an excerpt from the full editorial: www.thehandbasket.co/p/exclusive-...
June 22, 2025 at 1:32 PM
EXCLUSIVE — The Onion has a full-page ad in today’s NYT featuring part of an editorial calling out congressional fecklessness towards Trump. They also sent a copy of their latest issue to every lawmaker.
My report, with an excerpt from the full editorial: www.thehandbasket.co/p/exclusive-...
My report, with an excerpt from the full editorial: www.thehandbasket.co/p/exclusive-...
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I've seen some miserable fucksticks go "I don't take it seriously, it's just entertaining"
Boomers sucked into qanon said *the same exact thing*. It's not serious, it's just fun, etc.
Don't cram dogshit into your fucking skull no matter how fun and entertaining you find the activity to be.
Boomers sucked into qanon said *the same exact thing*. It's not serious, it's just fun, etc.
Don't cram dogshit into your fucking skull no matter how fun and entertaining you find the activity to be.
The Alt National Park Service account calls itself the official "resistance" team of the US National Park Service. With 887k followers, is one of the biggest accounts on Bluesky. It is the 11 most followed account according to some trackers.
This thread will dive into its activity.
🧵 1/x.
This thread will dive into its activity.
🧵 1/x.
June 17, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I've seen some miserable fucksticks go "I don't take it seriously, it's just entertaining"
Boomers sucked into qanon said *the same exact thing*. It's not serious, it's just fun, etc.
Don't cram dogshit into your fucking skull no matter how fun and entertaining you find the activity to be.
Boomers sucked into qanon said *the same exact thing*. It's not serious, it's just fun, etc.
Don't cram dogshit into your fucking skull no matter how fun and entertaining you find the activity to be.
I've been fighting cancer for almost 5 years now and as much as I hate what's going on in my country right now, I can't help but take the attitude of, "Well fuck it, I'm not going to be around forever, good luck!"
June 17, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I've been fighting cancer for almost 5 years now and as much as I hate what's going on in my country right now, I can't help but take the attitude of, "Well fuck it, I'm not going to be around forever, good luck!"
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Trump Mouths Lyrics To ‘Happy Birthday’ While National Anthem Plays
June 14, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Trump Mouths Lyrics To ‘Happy Birthday’ While National Anthem Plays
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My big story about Pete Hegseth’s Pentagon: nymag.com/intelligence...
Pete Hegseth Is Playing Secretary
As he sends troops into L.A. and prepares for war, his Pentagon is beset by infighting over leaks, drugs, and socks. How long will Trump stand by him?
nymag.com
June 13, 2025 at 1:20 PM
My big story about Pete Hegseth’s Pentagon: nymag.com/intelligence...
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There are a lot of "GOATs." Then there's the real one. Rest in Power, Sly. www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
June 9, 2025 at 7:52 PM
There are a lot of "GOATs." Then there's the real one. Rest in Power, Sly. www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
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I know everyone's been breathlessly waiting for what I was going to write about LA.
here you go - gifted
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
here you go - gifted
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
Trump Means to Provoke, Not Pacify
Don’t give him the pretext he wants.
www.theatlantic.com
June 8, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I know everyone's been breathlessly waiting for what I was going to write about LA.
here you go - gifted
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
here you go - gifted
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
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Weird they're showing Swan Lake on Fox right now
June 5, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Weird they're showing Swan Lake on Fox right now