Marcus Houlden
@houlden.org
Biker, software engineer, not into right wing culture wars. He/him/oi you
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Please, not the Great Soprendo.
Thomas Massie says the FBI is sitting on information that implicates 20 other men in Epstein's child sex trafficking operation
They include a rockstar, six billionaires (including one from Canada), a high-profile government official, a very prominent banker, and a magician
They include a rockstar, six billionaires (including one from Canada), a high-profile government official, a very prominent banker, and a magician
November 23, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Please, not the Great Soprendo.
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November 19, 2025 at 10:30 AM
I'm not convinced an immigration policy designed to appease people who don't want the Labour Party to even exist is the electoral masterstroke its advisors think it is
November 17, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I'm not convinced an immigration policy designed to appease people who don't want the Labour Party to even exist is the electoral masterstroke its advisors think it is
Race Across Whicker's World #TwoShowsInOne
November 16, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Race Across Whicker's World #TwoShowsInOne
"Police want to talk to 25 million suspects" www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Two arrested over phone hidden in Commons to reportedly play sex noises during PMQs
Police believe device was deliberately planted near frontbench to disrupt proceedings, prompting heightened security in parliament
www.theguardian.com
November 15, 2025 at 11:31 PM
"Police want to talk to 25 million suspects" www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Were things really better 50 years ago or were people just not paying attention? Nairn Across Britain (broadcast in 1972) is a good demonstration that things weren't exactly peachy: www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p...
BBC - Nairn Across Britain
Ian Nairn takes a critical look at the townscapes and landscapes in which we live
www.bbc.co.uk
November 14, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Were things really better 50 years ago or were people just not paying attention? Nairn Across Britain (broadcast in 1972) is a good demonstration that things weren't exactly peachy: www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p...
Couldn't they deport Morgan McSweeney? Might stop him banging on about immigration all the time as a bonus
November 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Couldn't they deport Morgan McSweeney? Might stop him banging on about immigration all the time as a bonus
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How prudish is this site's automod system if it hides "rude" posts (Settings -> Moderation -> Bluesky Moderation Service)? The fuck.
They'll be wanting to stupidly introduce a split infinitive filter next
They'll be wanting to stupidly introduce a split infinitive filter next
November 6, 2025 at 9:45 PM
How prudish is this site's automod system if it hides "rude" posts (Settings -> Moderation -> Bluesky Moderation Service)? The fuck.
They'll be wanting to stupidly introduce a split infinitive filter next
They'll be wanting to stupidly introduce a split infinitive filter next
If they're looking for alternative accommodation for the Andrew formerly known as Prince, there's a nice palace on the banks of the Thames with a view of Tower Bridge that would do.
October 30, 2025 at 9:40 PM
If they're looking for alternative accommodation for the Andrew formerly known as Prince, there's a nice palace on the banks of the Thames with a view of Tower Bridge that would do.
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RQz... #ALotofDangerAndALotOfBother
October 27, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RQz... #ALotofDangerAndALotOfBother
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Top trolling, no notes
October 25, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Top trolling, no notes
How about the Tower of London?
King Charles may be planning to send Prince Andrew to a castle in the Scottish Highlands, according to reports 👀
Prince Andrew faces exile to Highland town amid pressure to give up mansion
www.thenational.scot
October 22, 2025 at 2:49 PM
How about the Tower of London?
Change a letter, ruin a song.
Eurythmics - Sweet Breams
Deep Purple - Child in Mime
Fleetwood Mac - Big Gove
AC/DC - Chunderstruck
Eurythmics - Sweet Breams
Deep Purple - Child in Mime
Fleetwood Mac - Big Gove
AC/DC - Chunderstruck
October 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Change a letter, ruin a song.
Eurythmics - Sweet Breams
Deep Purple - Child in Mime
Fleetwood Mac - Big Gove
AC/DC - Chunderstruck
Eurythmics - Sweet Breams
Deep Purple - Child in Mime
Fleetwood Mac - Big Gove
AC/DC - Chunderstruck
"We deploy on Friday"
"Everyone is a sysadmin"
Hmm. Not quite horrific enough.
"Backups? What backups?"
Damn, only three words.
Hmm. Not quite horrific enough.
"Backups? What backups?"
Damn, only three words.
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.
rm -rf ~/
rm -rf ~/
October 12, 2025 at 4:33 PM
"We deploy on Friday"
To be fair, if I knew Robert Jenrick was in town, I'd probably hide as well
October 7, 2025 at 2:53 PM
To be fair, if I knew Robert Jenrick was in town, I'd probably hide as well
Storm Amy is out of her box and ready to cause mayhem
October 3, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Storm Amy is out of her box and ready to cause mayhem
Another rotation around the sun successfully completed
October 2, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Another rotation around the sun successfully completed
Someone I know went to the Riyadh comedy show and laughed their head off
September 28, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Someone I know went to the Riyadh comedy show and laughed their head off
The photo I'm using for my ID card
September 26, 2025 at 8:32 AM
The photo I'm using for my ID card
Tidied up the garden a bit. Berberis is evil. This character came to see what I was doing
September 23, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Tidied up the garden a bit. Berberis is evil. This character came to see what I was doing
If there's something non-work related that you enjoy, stick with it. Sport, music, arts, dance, whatever. Life sometimes gets in the way and you might have to suspend it temporarily, but get back to it when you can
people over 30 quote this with some life advice for the rest of us?
September 20, 2025 at 12:22 AM
If there's something non-work related that you enjoy, stick with it. Sport, music, arts, dance, whatever. Life sometimes gets in the way and you might have to suspend it temporarily, but get back to it when you can
Slightly diminish a book.
The Kitten, The Conjurer, and The Cupboard
The Kitten, The Conjurer, and The Cupboard
Slightly diminish a book.
The Hob
The Hob
Slightly diminish a book.
Jane Err
Jane Err
September 8, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Slightly diminish a book.
The Kitten, The Conjurer, and The Cupboard
The Kitten, The Conjurer, and The Cupboard