Ambrosia
@horribleambrosia.bsky.social
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Ambrosia
@horribleambrosia.bsky.social
· Nov 15
Hold on, I'm in the middle of a thought from 18 years ago still
THERE ARE TOO MANY WRONG CLOCKS IN MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW
"omg it's already 4pm?????"
"Wait no, it's 2pm????"
"WAIT... IT'S ACTUALLY 3PM"
"omg it's already 4pm?????"
"Wait no, it's 2pm????"
"WAIT... IT'S ACTUALLY 3PM"
March 13, 2025 at 7:54 PM
THERE ARE TOO MANY WRONG CLOCKS IN MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW
"omg it's already 4pm?????"
"Wait no, it's 2pm????"
"WAIT... IT'S ACTUALLY 3PM"
"omg it's already 4pm?????"
"Wait no, it's 2pm????"
"WAIT... IT'S ACTUALLY 3PM"
Hate is a pyramid scheme
January 28, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Hate is a pyramid scheme
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It actually is very important that you do things that you take pleasure in, regularly. That is part of how you survive the things that feel like they are going to destroy you.
January 23, 2025 at 3:50 AM
It actually is very important that you do things that you take pleasure in, regularly. That is part of how you survive the things that feel like they are going to destroy you.
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it’s the end of the world as we know it
and i’m online :)
and i’m online :)
January 21, 2025 at 7:43 PM
it’s the end of the world as we know it
and i’m online :)
and i’m online :)
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Remember that you were raised on stories about hyperindividualistic chosen ones where saving the entire world is the minimum win condition.
It's fine to tune your expectations down from that a smidge. You're not going to dethrone god today but maybe do something nice for your neighbors.
It's fine to tune your expectations down from that a smidge. You're not going to dethrone god today but maybe do something nice for your neighbors.
January 21, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Remember that you were raised on stories about hyperindividualistic chosen ones where saving the entire world is the minimum win condition.
It's fine to tune your expectations down from that a smidge. You're not going to dethrone god today but maybe do something nice for your neighbors.
It's fine to tune your expectations down from that a smidge. You're not going to dethrone god today but maybe do something nice for your neighbors.
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Today and in the coming days, remember
January 20, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Today and in the coming days, remember
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Pulling up to explain to the youngbloods about Limewire but my explanation is actually 70 different viruses
January 19, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Pulling up to explain to the youngbloods about Limewire but my explanation is actually 70 different viruses
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A word of caution for the months and years to come:
Outrage is anger which arises from fear which is a deep-seated human response, and farming outrage for attention is not a partisan phenomenon.
Before you spread it, double check your sources.
Outrage is anger which arises from fear which is a deep-seated human response, and farming outrage for attention is not a partisan phenomenon.
Before you spread it, double check your sources.
January 20, 2025 at 3:40 PM
A word of caution for the months and years to come:
Outrage is anger which arises from fear which is a deep-seated human response, and farming outrage for attention is not a partisan phenomenon.
Before you spread it, double check your sources.
Outrage is anger which arises from fear which is a deep-seated human response, and farming outrage for attention is not a partisan phenomenon.
Before you spread it, double check your sources.
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I think it’s important that we remember that today is also Martin Luther King Day.
I think it’s incredibly important that we remember that today is also Martin Luther King Day.
Today of all days, it’s important to remember Martin Luther King and what he stood for and did. And what we can do too.
I think it’s incredibly important that we remember that today is also Martin Luther King Day.
Today of all days, it’s important to remember Martin Luther King and what he stood for and did. And what we can do too.
January 20, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I think it’s important that we remember that today is also Martin Luther King Day.
I think it’s incredibly important that we remember that today is also Martin Luther King Day.
Today of all days, it’s important to remember Martin Luther King and what he stood for and did. And what we can do too.
I think it’s incredibly important that we remember that today is also Martin Luther King Day.
Today of all days, it’s important to remember Martin Luther King and what he stood for and did. And what we can do too.
At this point life is like throwing spaghetti at the wall bc the walls covered in spaghetti
January 20, 2025 at 3:37 PM
At this point life is like throwing spaghetti at the wall bc the walls covered in spaghetti
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Bro I can only feel this emotion right now
January 20, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Bro I can only feel this emotion right now
I took the end of the year as an opportunity to cut my currently reading list down to 1 and as of today I’m back to 6 books on that list.
January 19, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I took the end of the year as an opportunity to cut my currently reading list down to 1 and as of today I’m back to 6 books on that list.
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The world immediately within reach that impacts my material reality is feeling very 2000s to me right now? Very Bush-era, very 2003 MTV? Very "we can say slurs and no fat chicks". And I don't love that for me
January 19, 2025 at 5:26 PM
The world immediately within reach that impacts my material reality is feeling very 2000s to me right now? Very Bush-era, very 2003 MTV? Very "we can say slurs and no fat chicks". And I don't love that for me
I watched The Godfather last night and my dreams mixed that with the tiktok ban and you can take that thought from there
January 19, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I watched The Godfather last night and my dreams mixed that with the tiktok ban and you can take that thought from there
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alright TikTok kids I will now be dispensing advice on how to get rich and start a side hustle. step one: while your loser peers are partying at the club, you need to start locating sources of raw uranium and building a stockpile for future enrichment.
step two: Lasers. now the government says don-
step two: Lasers. now the government says don-
January 19, 2025 at 6:55 AM
alright TikTok kids I will now be dispensing advice on how to get rich and start a side hustle. step one: while your loser peers are partying at the club, you need to start locating sources of raw uranium and building a stockpile for future enrichment.
step two: Lasers. now the government says don-
step two: Lasers. now the government says don-
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There was a time where online was not the real world. It was a plaything. Vulnerabilities were just something you try to address some day.
And now the real world does not exist.
It's just this.
And now the real world does not exist.
It's just this.
January 17, 2025 at 6:00 PM
There was a time where online was not the real world. It was a plaything. Vulnerabilities were just something you try to address some day.
And now the real world does not exist.
It's just this.
And now the real world does not exist.
It's just this.
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My deepest take, a rather new one, is that the specialization of modern society both creates and requires ignorance of... a lot.
It is impossible to know all the things, which means there's value in individuals knowing a lot about some things, and those individuals exploit knowledge gaps.
It is impossible to know all the things, which means there's value in individuals knowing a lot about some things, and those individuals exploit knowledge gaps.
January 16, 2025 at 6:58 PM
My deepest take, a rather new one, is that the specialization of modern society both creates and requires ignorance of... a lot.
It is impossible to know all the things, which means there's value in individuals knowing a lot about some things, and those individuals exploit knowledge gaps.
It is impossible to know all the things, which means there's value in individuals knowing a lot about some things, and those individuals exploit knowledge gaps.
I NEED TO EDUCATE MY MIND BUT MY MIND IS ALL MUSHY AND BORED OF EVERYTHING
December 16, 2024 at 7:35 PM
I NEED TO EDUCATE MY MIND BUT MY MIND IS ALL MUSHY AND BORED OF EVERYTHING
Am I quirky? Or just symptomatic?
November 24, 2024 at 12:40 AM
Am I quirky? Or just symptomatic?
Hold on, I'm in the middle of a thought from 18 years ago still
November 15, 2024 at 4:24 PM
Hold on, I'm in the middle of a thought from 18 years ago still