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they won't tell you this but if you go to italy they're literally all talking about how they "cooka da pasta" just all the time. like 24/7. but if you ask them they'll deny it
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Me (crying): Please...I just need to message my coworkers
Microsoft Teams Developers: No you don't. You want a Bunch of Bullshit that also changes week-to-week for some reason
Microsoft Teams Developers: No you don't. You want a Bunch of Bullshit that also changes week-to-week for some reason
May 27, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Me (crying): Please...I just need to message my coworkers
Microsoft Teams Developers: No you don't. You want a Bunch of Bullshit that also changes week-to-week for some reason
Microsoft Teams Developers: No you don't. You want a Bunch of Bullshit that also changes week-to-week for some reason
it is a shame that this site doesn't have the sauce i really wish it did
February 17, 2025 at 8:01 PM
it is a shame that this site doesn't have the sauce i really wish it did
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"At this hour, I no longer believe, as I once did,” noted Gershom Scholem in a pivotal moment in his journals, “that I am the Messiah."
December 3, 2024 at 4:28 PM
"At this hour, I no longer believe, as I once did,” noted Gershom Scholem in a pivotal moment in his journals, “that I am the Messiah."
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there is just no universe in which twitch needs to be pushing 300 MB updates to their ios app twice daily
January 7, 2025 at 12:49 PM
there is just no universe in which twitch needs to be pushing 300 MB updates to their ios app twice daily
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A lot of transmisogyny has a 'rationale' of "if you know how women are treated and transition anyway then you're a mentally ill pervert and I get to violently abuse you like one".
And the right response is not "I have no choice."
It's "Even if I did it by choice, you don't get to abuse me."
And the right response is not "I have no choice."
It's "Even if I did it by choice, you don't get to abuse me."
December 31, 2024 at 11:28 PM
A lot of transmisogyny has a 'rationale' of "if you know how women are treated and transition anyway then you're a mentally ill pervert and I get to violently abuse you like one".
And the right response is not "I have no choice."
It's "Even if I did it by choice, you don't get to abuse me."
And the right response is not "I have no choice."
It's "Even if I did it by choice, you don't get to abuse me."
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Never ceases to amaze me that the Democrats teed up Trump to position himself as the savior of TikTok, which has some 170 million American users.
TRUMP: "Biden wants to get rid of TikTok, you know why? Because he has no idea what the hell he's doing."
TRUMP: "Biden wants to get rid of TikTok, you know why? Because he has no idea what the hell he's doing."
December 30, 2024 at 10:17 PM
Never ceases to amaze me that the Democrats teed up Trump to position himself as the savior of TikTok, which has some 170 million American users.
TRUMP: "Biden wants to get rid of TikTok, you know why? Because he has no idea what the hell he's doing."
TRUMP: "Biden wants to get rid of TikTok, you know why? Because he has no idea what the hell he's doing."
this is so strange to me "is it safe to live in [city]" yes. it is safe to live in every city in the world because obviously, people live there? it's a city? if they were all dying every day there would be no people there
it is funny how the online-discourse-vortex heavily lowers people's perceptions of NYC/SF/Chicago safety but spares DC (which is arguably more dangerous than all of them)
December 24, 2024 at 10:55 PM
this is so strange to me "is it safe to live in [city]" yes. it is safe to live in every city in the world because obviously, people live there? it's a city? if they were all dying every day there would be no people there
When You Speak To Me You Speak With Respect
Use My Full Name
Hops "hopoffZ" Off Zed
Use My Full Name
Hops "hopoffZ" Off Zed
December 24, 2024 at 4:34 PM
When You Speak To Me You Speak With Respect
Use My Full Name
Hops "hopoffZ" Off Zed
Use My Full Name
Hops "hopoffZ" Off Zed
seems like i chose a really really bad time to transition huh
December 24, 2024 at 1:52 PM
seems like i chose a really really bad time to transition huh
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And just like that, the first anti LGBTQ bill in nearly 3 decades was signed by Biden and passed by a Democratic senate. It included a ban on gender affirming care for trans children of military families. So much for having our back, you god damn liar.
www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-roo...
www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-roo...
Statement from President Joe Biden on H.R. 5009, Servicemember Quality of Life Improvement and National Defense Authorization Act for Fiscal Year 2025 | The White House
Today, I have signed into law H.R. 5009, the "Servicemember Quality of Life Improvement and National Defense Authorization Act for Fiscal Year 2025" (the
www.whitehouse.gov
December 24, 2024 at 1:11 PM
And just like that, the first anti LGBTQ bill in nearly 3 decades was signed by Biden and passed by a Democratic senate. It included a ban on gender affirming care for trans children of military families. So much for having our back, you god damn liar.
www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-roo...
www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-roo...
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The funniest bit of sloganeering I've heard regarding intracommunity discourses is to the tune of: "they're going to throw us all in camps just the same when they come for us".
And like ... I don't know how to explain that they HAVE come for us and we're not all being targeted "just the same".
And like ... I don't know how to explain that they HAVE come for us and we're not all being targeted "just the same".
December 23, 2024 at 5:32 PM
The funniest bit of sloganeering I've heard regarding intracommunity discourses is to the tune of: "they're going to throw us all in camps just the same when they come for us".
And like ... I don't know how to explain that they HAVE come for us and we're not all being targeted "just the same".
And like ... I don't know how to explain that they HAVE come for us and we're not all being targeted "just the same".
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Remember when Taylor Swift endorsed Kamala Harris and he was like “fine…i will put baby in u” like that’s not the craziest fucking thing anyone has ever said
We don’t talk enough about how straight up creepy Elon is to women. Like, if you saw him in a bar you’d reflexively put your hand over your drink.
AOC says we should pass campaign finance reform so everyone can “stop being so scared of what a billionaire man child thinks”.
Elon responds with a picture he generated by asking Grok for “images of AOC as sexy Pepe”.
We’re reaching levels of divorced dad misogyny previously unknown to science
Elon responds with a picture he generated by asking Grok for “images of AOC as sexy Pepe”.
We’re reaching levels of divorced dad misogyny previously unknown to science
December 20, 2024 at 11:38 PM
Remember when Taylor Swift endorsed Kamala Harris and he was like “fine…i will put baby in u” like that’s not the craziest fucking thing anyone has ever said
to be fair, it is extremely twitter-coded for bsky to be handed the fucking mandate of heaven to be New Twitter and to just throw it away because they're too busy focusing on dumbass buzzword soup like "decentralization" while making a transphobe head of T&S
December 20, 2024 at 2:11 PM
to be fair, it is extremely twitter-coded for bsky to be handed the fucking mandate of heaven to be New Twitter and to just throw it away because they're too busy focusing on dumbass buzzword soup like "decentralization" while making a transphobe head of T&S
cannot wait for a social media company to realize the extremely obvious fact that the only way to have a successful and trusted "trust & safety" team is for them to all be radically ideologically left-wing in their personal beliefs
it would be funny and a little embarrassing, unprofessional at best, if aaron had used his official trust and safety account to like a post from a legitimate pornography website
but a porn scraper bot that links to a scam? that is like finding out your city's fire chief secretly loves arson
but a porn scraper bot that links to a scam? that is like finding out your city's fire chief secretly loves arson
December 20, 2024 at 12:31 PM
cannot wait for a social media company to realize the extremely obvious fact that the only way to have a successful and trusted "trust & safety" team is for them to all be radically ideologically left-wing in their personal beliefs
"frozen" was an experiment to see how successful they could make a movie with the least amount of meaningful or interesting plot possible
December 19, 2024 at 9:07 PM
"frozen" was an experiment to see how successful they could make a movie with the least amount of meaningful or interesting plot possible
there are no user errors there are only poor UI designs and unclear instructions. it drives me absolutely insane that my coworkers don't share this perspective
December 19, 2024 at 6:17 PM
there are no user errors there are only poor UI designs and unclear instructions. it drives me absolutely insane that my coworkers don't share this perspective
update: ate CFA, still not cisgender, kind of pissed about it
i need chick fil a to heal this wound tbh
December 18, 2024 at 5:46 PM
update: ate CFA, still not cisgender, kind of pissed about it
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Musk is so funny. He has no idea how any company makes money so he thinks the answer is "do everything" versus "build tech products on top of advertising monopolies built on trillions of data points"
Elon Musk says they're working on a Gmail rival called Xmail 📩
December 17, 2024 at 3:10 PM
Musk is so funny. He has no idea how any company makes money so he thinks the answer is "do everything" versus "build tech products on top of advertising monopolies built on trillions of data points"
being permissive on crime, famously a thing that has been tried in america, along with "retooling public education to be more equitable." loser mindset. truly "we tried nothing and we're out of options"
A lot of leftwing policies lost support because they were actually tried and they failed pretty bad. Like sorry, but being permissive on crime just straight up did not work. Retooling public education to be more "equitable" has largely been at the expense of the kids.
December 17, 2024 at 3:21 AM
being permissive on crime, famously a thing that has been tried in america, along with "retooling public education to be more equitable." loser mindset. truly "we tried nothing and we're out of options"
i need chick fil a to heal this wound tbh
December 17, 2024 at 3:09 AM
i need chick fil a to heal this wound tbh
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the apple fitness UI is literally undefeated. absolutely killer
December 16, 2024 at 6:59 PM
the apple fitness UI is literally undefeated. absolutely killer