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Hooman
@hoomanitou.bsky.social
No DMs - you will be blocked. Husband of @Purplehoorean.bsky.social, humanist, smart ass, fluent in sarcasm and cat dad. Proud retired Canadian IT guy. 💙 Oh and no Crypto.
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I see a lot of people talking about Bluesky replacing that other place. I’m seeing it more like coming here is renovating my own social media home. Gone are the stained walls, odorous drafts and noisy neighbours. It just feels good.
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November 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Heartbreaking loss for the Blue Jays last night. Congrats to both teams for a well played series.
November 2, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I understand.
We understand the assignment!
September 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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POST THIS EVERYWHERE EVERY DAY!

Epstein survivors will be having press conference on Sept 3rd!!!

The news conference is scheduled to take place at the House Triangle in Washington, D.C., at 10:30 a.m. ET on September 3 SPREAD THE WORD!
Suzanne P Adams (@livelysue)
POST THIS EVERYWHERE EVERY DAY! Epstein survivors will be having press conference on Sept 3rd!!! The news conference is scheduled to take place at the House Triangle in Washington, D.C., at 10:30 a...
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August 20, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Here's a suggestion guaranteed to give the orange despot a burst blood vessel. Gavin Newsom should nominate Melania for a Nobel for the letter she wrote to Putin. The ketchup carnage would be epic!
August 17, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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August 16, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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I admit that I feel bad for some of the average Americans that supported the 🍊💩.
There is an organization made up of former maga called leavingmaga.org that can help them work their way out.
Really American (@reallyamerican)
BREAKING: A hilarious clip is going viral, showing massive MAGA remorse after allowing Trump to betray them, curtailing their freedoms and breaking their finances, while he and his rich cronies enjoy ...
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August 11, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Well done.
July 26, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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If you can't put the pieces together by now, we can't help you.
July 14, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Sounds right.
July 24, 2025 at 3:04 PM
That’s an excellent point.
What about Epstein! Epstein! Epstein! Epstein! Epstein! Epstein! Epstein Epstein! Epstein! Epstein! Epstein! Epstein! Epstein! Epstein! Epstein! Epstein! Epstein! Epstein! Epstein Epstein! Epstein! Epstein! Epstein! Epstein! Epstein! Epstein! Epstein! Epstein! Epstein! Epstein! Epstein Epstein?!
July 23, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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July 14, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Breaking: a second pause in your doom scrolling for the day. Our 4pm happy hour drinks on the patio included a bonus today. Fresh blueberries from our garden. That’s it. That’s the post. Enjoy your day.
July 3, 2025 at 12:56 AM
We interrupt your doom scrolling for this breaking news update from my garden. Apparently I have an overactive green thumb. The planting bed is 4’X6’ and these are my tomato plants. That’s it. That’s the post. Enjoy your day.
July 2, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Happy Canada Day 🇨🇦🦦
July 1, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Share this. It’s why the White House demanding ABC get rid of Terry Moran. Moran has been suspended. What Moran said is accurate and true. Make sure his post makes the rounds.
June 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I hope on June 14 anyone/everyone in DC shows up for his little pants parade dressed in a TACO theme. I would love to see this slogan repeated at least as many time as the Brandon one was.
May 31, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I think it would be perfect if the NYSE invited Sean Tresvant to ring the opening Bell for trading. After all he is CEO of TACO BELL.
May 29, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Exactly
May 26, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Because we could all use a little awwww today. I put my feet up for a few minutes and Gracie got on me and fell asleep on her back. Trust much?
May 26, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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May 24, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Pooh and Piglet are 2 of my favourite moral philosophers.
Pooh Bear and Piglet, true friends that always lean on each other. 🥹

Ugh, these two always get me in my feels. 💕
May 24, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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April 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM