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Unfortunately, I have become the victim of a smear campaign: Malicious lies, amplified by people who do not check their facts. As our Founding Father George Washington once said, you should not believe everything you read on the Internet.
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Unfortunately, I have become the victim of a smear campaign: Malicious lies, amplified by people who do not check their facts. As our Founding Father George Washington once said, you should not believe everything you read on the Internet.
Unfortunately, I have become the victim of a smear campaign: Malicious lies, amplified by people who do not check their facts. As our Founding Father George Washington once said, you should not believe everything you read on the Internet.
November 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Unfortunately, I have become the victim of a smear campaign: Malicious lies, amplified by people who do not check their facts. As our Founding Father George Washington once said, you should not believe everything you read on the Internet.
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No receipts. No believe.
Just woke up to this shitstorm, eggz. Hang in there.
Just woke up to this shitstorm, eggz. Hang in there.
a person is laying on the floor with a sign that says hang in there above them .
ALT: a person is laying on the floor with a sign that says hang in there above them .
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November 2, 2025 at 1:20 PM
No receipts. No believe.
Just woke up to this shitstorm, eggz. Hang in there.
Just woke up to this shitstorm, eggz. Hang in there.
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Happy day after Halloween! Hope everyone had a save and festive night last night.
Daily Eggz yolk, Halloween Hangover edition:
Somewhere today a ghost woke up and thought to himself, "Wow, I really have to lay off the boos."
Take care everybody and love to you all.💙💙
Daily Eggz yolk, Halloween Hangover edition:
Somewhere today a ghost woke up and thought to himself, "Wow, I really have to lay off the boos."
Take care everybody and love to you all.💙💙
a bunch of ghosts are flying around in a circle
ALT: a bunch of ghosts are flying around in a circle
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November 1, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Happy day after Halloween! Hope everyone had a save and festive night last night.
Daily Eggz yolk, Halloween Hangover edition:
Somewhere today a ghost woke up and thought to himself, "Wow, I really have to lay off the boos."
Take care everybody and love to you all.💙💙
Daily Eggz yolk, Halloween Hangover edition:
Somewhere today a ghost woke up and thought to himself, "Wow, I really have to lay off the boos."
Take care everybody and love to you all.💙💙
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Happy Saturday!
Foxy’s 🦊 🦋 Meet and Greet 🦋
Say hi and meet new friends!
“Apparently Trump voters think God meant for marriage to be between a man, his third wife, and several porn stars.” -- Oliver Markus Malloy
As Foxy says…
We will be okay! ✌️
#StrongerTogether #BlueCrew
Foxy’s 🦊 🦋 Meet and Greet 🦋
Say hi and meet new friends!
“Apparently Trump voters think God meant for marriage to be between a man, his third wife, and several porn stars.” -- Oliver Markus Malloy
As Foxy says…
We will be okay! ✌️
#StrongerTogether #BlueCrew
November 1, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Happy Saturday!
Foxy’s 🦊 🦋 Meet and Greet 🦋
Say hi and meet new friends!
“Apparently Trump voters think God meant for marriage to be between a man, his third wife, and several porn stars.” -- Oliver Markus Malloy
As Foxy says…
We will be okay! ✌️
#StrongerTogether #BlueCrew
Foxy’s 🦊 🦋 Meet and Greet 🦋
Say hi and meet new friends!
“Apparently Trump voters think God meant for marriage to be between a man, his third wife, and several porn stars.” -- Oliver Markus Malloy
As Foxy says…
We will be okay! ✌️
#StrongerTogether #BlueCrew
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Happy #Caturday Saturday friends 👋
Good morning everyone. We had many parties last night so there is still time to meet new friends.
If you want to grow your accounts please let me know.
Have a great day ❤️☮️
#BlueStormComin1
Good morning everyone. We had many parties last night so there is still time to meet new friends.
If you want to grow your accounts please let me know.
Have a great day ❤️☮️
#BlueStormComin1
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November 1, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Happy #Caturday Saturday friends 👋
Good morning everyone. We had many parties last night so there is still time to meet new friends.
If you want to grow your accounts please let me know.
Have a great day ❤️☮️
#BlueStormComin1
Good morning everyone. We had many parties last night so there is still time to meet new friends.
If you want to grow your accounts please let me know.
Have a great day ❤️☮️
#BlueStormComin1
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November 1, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Welcome Blue Crew Friends!
👻🎃 Happy Halloween 👻🎃
🎃 Hope you all have fun tonight at our Halloween Meet & Greet! 👻
My cohosts for tonight
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👻🎃 Happy Halloween 👻🎃
🎃 Hope you all have fun tonight at our Halloween Meet & Greet! 👻
My cohosts for tonight
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@lexit27.bsky.social
2 links to the starter packs with 300 hundred Blue Crew
👉 go.bsky.app/Ez3vg27
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October 31, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Welcome Blue Crew Friends!
👻🎃 Happy Halloween 👻🎃
🎃 Hope you all have fun tonight at our Halloween Meet & Greet! 👻
My cohosts for tonight
@bluthrunthru.bsky.social
@lexit27.bsky.social
2 links to the starter packs with 300 hundred Blue Crew
👉 go.bsky.app/Ez3vg27
👉 go.bsky.app/TDSdq2M
👻🎃 Happy Halloween 👻🎃
🎃 Hope you all have fun tonight at our Halloween Meet & Greet! 👻
My cohosts for tonight
@bluthrunthru.bsky.social
@lexit27.bsky.social
2 links to the starter packs with 300 hundred Blue Crew
👉 go.bsky.app/Ez3vg27
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Hey humor nerds, y’all should try this out!
That is correct for $200!
(Your current score: $66800)
(Your current score: $66800)
October 31, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Hey humor nerds, y’all should try this out!
Happy Halloween!
Daily Eggz yolk, Halloween edition. Hope you all have a spooky, eerie, and haunted day and night! Happy trick or treating!
A ghost walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve spirits."
Daily Eggz yolk, Halloween edition. Hope you all have a spooky, eerie, and haunted day and night! Happy trick or treating!
A ghost walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve spirits."
October 31, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Happy Halloween!
Daily Eggz yolk, Halloween edition. Hope you all have a spooky, eerie, and haunted day and night! Happy trick or treating!
A ghost walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve spirits."
Daily Eggz yolk, Halloween edition. Hope you all have a spooky, eerie, and haunted day and night! Happy trick or treating!
A ghost walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve spirits."
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October 31, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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Major Thanx, Amy, ol' pal!!
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October 29, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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October 29, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Good morning DAMA, thank you! 💙
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October 29, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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Hahahaaa I've become my grandmother 🤣
Gotta be frugal - going as curmudgeon this year.
Gotta be frugal - going as curmudgeon this year.
October 27, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Hahahaaa I've become my grandmother 🤣
Gotta be frugal - going as curmudgeon this year.
Gotta be frugal - going as curmudgeon this year.
Happy Monday, everyone!
Daily Eggz yolk, please leave a joke of your own!
It's almost October 31, which means all of the cobwebs and dust in my house are now Halloween decorations. (And the candy is over a year old, I have become my grandmother…🤦🏻♂️)
Daily Eggz yolk, please leave a joke of your own!
It's almost October 31, which means all of the cobwebs and dust in my house are now Halloween decorations. (And the candy is over a year old, I have become my grandmother…🤦🏻♂️)
October 27, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Happy Monday, everyone!
Daily Eggz yolk, please leave a joke of your own!
It's almost October 31, which means all of the cobwebs and dust in my house are now Halloween decorations. (And the candy is over a year old, I have become my grandmother…🤦🏻♂️)
Daily Eggz yolk, please leave a joke of your own!
It's almost October 31, which means all of the cobwebs and dust in my house are now Halloween decorations. (And the candy is over a year old, I have become my grandmother…🤦🏻♂️)
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Good morning to everyone, and happy Sunday!
Daily Eggz yolk. Please leave a joke of your own!
Today, a line from my last will and testament:
And to my children, I leave my collection of grocery bags that I store inside of a grocery bag.
Daily Eggz yolk. Please leave a joke of your own!
Today, a line from my last will and testament:
And to my children, I leave my collection of grocery bags that I store inside of a grocery bag.
October 26, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Good morning to everyone, and happy Sunday!
Daily Eggz yolk. Please leave a joke of your own!
Today, a line from my last will and testament:
And to my children, I leave my collection of grocery bags that I store inside of a grocery bag.
Daily Eggz yolk. Please leave a joke of your own!
Today, a line from my last will and testament:
And to my children, I leave my collection of grocery bags that I store inside of a grocery bag.
Good morning to everyone, and happy Sunday!
Daily Eggz yolk. Please leave a joke of your own!
Today, a line from my last will and testament:
And to my children, I leave my collection of grocery bags that I store inside of a grocery bag.
Daily Eggz yolk. Please leave a joke of your own!
Today, a line from my last will and testament:
And to my children, I leave my collection of grocery bags that I store inside of a grocery bag.
October 26, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Good morning to everyone, and happy Sunday!
Daily Eggz yolk. Please leave a joke of your own!
Today, a line from my last will and testament:
And to my children, I leave my collection of grocery bags that I store inside of a grocery bag.
Daily Eggz yolk. Please leave a joke of your own!
Today, a line from my last will and testament:
And to my children, I leave my collection of grocery bags that I store inside of a grocery bag.
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Happy Saturday!!
Daily Eggz yolk. Leave a joke of your own and chat a spell.
When they were growing up, I strictly forbid my kids from watching orchestras.
There's too much sax and violins.
Daily Eggz yolk. Leave a joke of your own and chat a spell.
When they were growing up, I strictly forbid my kids from watching orchestras.
There's too much sax and violins.
October 25, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Happy Saturday!!
Daily Eggz yolk. Leave a joke of your own and chat a spell.
When they were growing up, I strictly forbid my kids from watching orchestras.
There's too much sax and violins.
Daily Eggz yolk. Leave a joke of your own and chat a spell.
When they were growing up, I strictly forbid my kids from watching orchestras.
There's too much sax and violins.
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You’re very welcome, and thank you Maureen! 💙
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October 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Happy Saturday!!
Daily Eggz yolk. Leave a joke of your own and chat a spell.
When they were growing up, I strictly forbid my kids from watching orchestras.
There's too much sax and violins.
Daily Eggz yolk. Leave a joke of your own and chat a spell.
When they were growing up, I strictly forbid my kids from watching orchestras.
There's too much sax and violins.
October 25, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Happy Saturday!!
Daily Eggz yolk. Leave a joke of your own and chat a spell.
When they were growing up, I strictly forbid my kids from watching orchestras.
There's too much sax and violins.
Daily Eggz yolk. Leave a joke of your own and chat a spell.
When they were growing up, I strictly forbid my kids from watching orchestras.
There's too much sax and violins.