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Unfortunately, I have become the victim of a smear campaign: Malicious lies, amplified by people who do not check their facts. As our Founding Father George Washington once said, you should not believe everything you read on the Internet.
Happy Monday, everyone!
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It's almost October 31, which means all of the cobwebs and dust in my house are now Halloween decorations. (And the candy is over a year old, I have become my grandmother…🤦🏻♂️)
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It's almost October 31, which means all of the cobwebs and dust in my house are now Halloween decorations. (And the candy is over a year old, I have become my grandmother…🤦🏻♂️)
October 27, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Happy Monday, everyone!
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It's almost October 31, which means all of the cobwebs and dust in my house are now Halloween decorations. (And the candy is over a year old, I have become my grandmother…🤦🏻♂️)
Daily Eggz yolk, please leave a joke of your own!
It's almost October 31, which means all of the cobwebs and dust in my house are now Halloween decorations. (And the candy is over a year old, I have become my grandmother…🤦🏻♂️)
Good morning to everyone, and happy Sunday!
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Today, a line from my last will and testament:
And to my children, I leave my collection of grocery bags that I store inside of a grocery bag.
Daily Eggz yolk. Please leave a joke of your own!
Today, a line from my last will and testament:
And to my children, I leave my collection of grocery bags that I store inside of a grocery bag.
October 26, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Good morning to everyone, and happy Sunday!
Daily Eggz yolk. Please leave a joke of your own!
Today, a line from my last will and testament:
And to my children, I leave my collection of grocery bags that I store inside of a grocery bag.
Daily Eggz yolk. Please leave a joke of your own!
Today, a line from my last will and testament:
And to my children, I leave my collection of grocery bags that I store inside of a grocery bag.
Happy Saturday!!
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When they were growing up, I strictly forbid my kids from watching orchestras.
There's too much sax and violins.
Daily Eggz yolk. Leave a joke of your own and chat a spell.
When they were growing up, I strictly forbid my kids from watching orchestras.
There's too much sax and violins.
October 25, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Happy Saturday!!
Daily Eggz yolk. Leave a joke of your own and chat a spell.
When they were growing up, I strictly forbid my kids from watching orchestras.
There's too much sax and violins.
Daily Eggz yolk. Leave a joke of your own and chat a spell.
When they were growing up, I strictly forbid my kids from watching orchestras.
There's too much sax and violins.
Good Thursday morning, everyone! Slowly inching toward the weekend!
Daily Eggz yolk, a visual today. Please leave your own and chat!
Daily Eggz yolk, a visual today. Please leave your own and chat!
October 23, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Good Thursday morning, everyone! Slowly inching toward the weekend!
Daily Eggz yolk, a visual today. Please leave your own and chat!
Daily Eggz yolk, a visual today. Please leave your own and chat!
My deep blue 80 year old parents today in totally red conservative South Carolina Low Country!!💙💙💙💙💙
October 19, 2025 at 12:03 AM
My deep blue 80 year old parents today in totally red conservative South Carolina Low Country!!💙💙💙💙💙
I think my cousins’ kids found their costumes for this Halloween. 🤦🏻♂️
October 17, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I think my cousins’ kids found their costumes for this Halloween. 🤦🏻♂️
Pluto: out of fucks.
October 16, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Pluto: out of fucks.
Good Thursday everyone!
Daily Eggz yolk
The first rule of cleaning while listening to music: The toilet brush is never the microphone. Never. 🤮
Daily Eggz yolk
The first rule of cleaning while listening to music: The toilet brush is never the microphone. Never. 🤮
October 16, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Good Thursday everyone!
Daily Eggz yolk
The first rule of cleaning while listening to music: The toilet brush is never the microphone. Never. 🤮
Daily Eggz yolk
The first rule of cleaning while listening to music: The toilet brush is never the microphone. Never. 🤮
Exactly one year ago I took this pic of my granddogger, Gigi, at my daughter’s apartment in Manhattan! She’s so cute!!!
October 13, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Exactly one year ago I took this pic of my granddogger, Gigi, at my daughter’s apartment in Manhattan! She’s so cute!!!
Anyone want to make a deal?
October 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Anyone want to make a deal?
I was cool way before remote controls were cool…
October 10, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I was cool way before remote controls were cool…
Well, this is awkward…
October 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Well, this is awkward…
Daily Eggz yolk…
My wife asked me to go buy a carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get six.
When I got home she asked why I had six cartons of milk.
I told her, ‘they had eggs!’
Good morning everyone! Have a great day!
My wife asked me to go buy a carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get six.
When I got home she asked why I had six cartons of milk.
I told her, ‘they had eggs!’
Good morning everyone! Have a great day!
October 9, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Daily Eggz yolk…
My wife asked me to go buy a carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get six.
When I got home she asked why I had six cartons of milk.
I told her, ‘they had eggs!’
Good morning everyone! Have a great day!
My wife asked me to go buy a carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get six.
When I got home she asked why I had six cartons of milk.
I told her, ‘they had eggs!’
Good morning everyone! Have a great day!
Good evening, everybody!
October 9, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Good evening, everybody!
Eggz daily yolk…
Good morning everyone!🌅😆
At my last colonoscopy I had the doctor write a note to my wife stating that my head was NOT up there...
Good morning everyone!🌅😆
At my last colonoscopy I had the doctor write a note to my wife stating that my head was NOT up there...
October 8, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Eggz daily yolk…
Good morning everyone!🌅😆
At my last colonoscopy I had the doctor write a note to my wife stating that my head was NOT up there...
Good morning everyone!🌅😆
At my last colonoscopy I had the doctor write a note to my wife stating that my head was NOT up there...
Alright stop, and celebrate my section
Ice is back with my brand new confection…
Ice, Ice, Pastry
Ice is back with my brand new confection…
Ice, Ice, Pastry
September 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Alright stop, and celebrate my section
Ice is back with my brand new confection…
Ice, Ice, Pastry
Ice is back with my brand new confection…
Ice, Ice, Pastry
#jokesters
Good Tuesday morning everyone!
People who confuse the words ‘burro’ and ‘burrow’ don’t know their ass from a hole in the ground.
Good Tuesday morning everyone!
People who confuse the words ‘burro’ and ‘burrow’ don’t know their ass from a hole in the ground.
September 23, 2025 at 12:13 PM
#jokesters
Good Tuesday morning everyone!
People who confuse the words ‘burro’ and ‘burrow’ don’t know their ass from a hole in the ground.
Good Tuesday morning everyone!
People who confuse the words ‘burro’ and ‘burrow’ don’t know their ass from a hole in the ground.
The voices they’re listening to come from the worm in rfk’s head.
September 22, 2025 at 11:19 PM
The voices they’re listening to come from the worm in rfk’s head.
Fuck all these fuckers. I thought all my MAGA high school classmates identified themselves in the elections. This has brought on a whole new level of cray cray. 🤦🏻♂️
September 21, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Fuck all these fuckers. I thought all my MAGA high school classmates identified themselves in the elections. This has brought on a whole new level of cray cray. 🤦🏻♂️
I’m eggztremely disappointed.
September 21, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I’m eggztremely disappointed.