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SPHINCTERPUSS for president of reality
@stanzman.bsky.social
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One will fall to bottle
One will fall to the spike
One will fall to the devil
One will fall out of spite
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stanzman.bsky.social
How bad must those files be for them to fight this hard..the wealthy other than tRump gotta be packing their bags for parts unknown if they smart
November 12, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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justinwolfers.bsky.social
"Look, every word the president just said is a lie."
-- Me, telling the truth.
November 12, 2025 at 4:10 PM
stanzman.bsky.social
The white house response to the new emails is to blame a dead survivor
November 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 1: Shen is looking very closely at a leaf with a ladybug on it. He is happily saying "Oh if only I was a little ladybug." Panel 2: Shen looking up at the sky, his hands clasped in front of him, both the background and his seemingly pearlescent eyes full of sparkles at light. He blushes and says "How whimsical life would be! How free of care!" Panel 3: Closeup on the ladybug from the side, as it thinks "If I don't eat like 50 aphids and have sex right now I'm gonna kill myself."
November 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
stanzman.bsky.social
So Pete Townsend has turned Quadrophenia into a ballet and he looks great for 80 saw him on a morning Joe this morning.. fascinating
November 12, 2025 at 3:14 PM
stanzman.bsky.social
@patrioticmillionaires.org..yall just keep spending money on charitable projects till they start taxing you properly
November 11, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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boldnewme.bsky.social
They stole $5B meant to feed hungry families and Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson made sure we found out.

Thank you for protecting SNAP and standing up for the people they keep trying to silence.👇
November 11, 2025 at 7:09 PM
stanzman.bsky.social
Well most people are just in shock that they would even suggest a 50 year mortgage there are Outlets saying well there is one good aspect to a 50 year mortgage let's be clear there is no upside to a f****** 50 year mortgage..except for the banks and rich people who dont have them
November 11, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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piethagoram.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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kojamf.bsky.social
Drennon Davis
Jeph Gets Edibles! 😸
November 11, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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chadbourn.bsky.social
Police have named the couple they’re looking for in connection to a racist incident on the tube and they’re wealthy Trump supporters and founders of an “anti-woke” PR firm.
Trump supporter and financier named as couple in Bond Street Tube ‘assault and racist abuse’ police appeal — The Standard
Philip Ostermann and Melissa Rein Lively have been named as the subjects of the British Transport Police appeal
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November 11, 2025 at 11:47 AM
stanzman.bsky.social
If the house doesn't take the hemp provision out there gonna be a bunch of pissed off people..especially the business owners that will loose tons of money
November 11, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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jennycohn.bsky.social
“Senators whose phone records were sought by Special Counsel Jack Smith would gain authority to sue for millions in damages under a provision buried in the Senate-advanced deal to reopen the government.” 11/10/25
news.bloomberglaw.com/us-law-week/...
Shutdown Deal Would Let Senators Sue for Jack Smith Searches (1)
Senators whose phone records were sought by Special Counsel Jack Smith would gain authority to sue for millions in damages under a provision buried in the Senate-advanced deal to reopen the government...
news.bloomberglaw.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
stanzman.bsky.social
Creepy funny
Resist the MAGA Agenda (@resistmaga)
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November 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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chef-bruce.bsky.social
Love this

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November 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social
[pic of blowup pilot from the movie Airplane] - I was watching Airplane with my son and he told me this looks like Charlie Kirk. Now, I can't unsee it.
November 10, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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vincentsworkisdone.bsky.social
The secret service. Yeah. The best trained in the world.
nothoodlum.bsky.social Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 2d
This is an actual photo of Senile Satan leaving Florida today. They forgot to close the trunk.
November 10, 2025 at 7:00 AM
stanzman.bsky.social
Just to arrogant to think it was possible that everyone in the military and their families and friends fucking HATES him..
Marta (@grammamarta)
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November 10, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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olbermann.bsky.social
8 DEMOCRATIC QUISLINGS CAVE. EXPEL THEM - AND SCHUMER. You whored yourself to Trump. Durbin, King, Cortez-Masto, Kaine, Shaheen, Rosen, Hassan, Fetterman. Get out, Fools.

AND TRUMP'S MIND is so gone even the WaPo noticed!

THE NEW COUNTDOWN PODCAST IS NOW LIVE: tinyurl.com/4kyehbm2
8 DEMOCRATIC SENATE QUISLINGS CAVE. EXPEL THEM. AND CHUCK SCHUMER - 11.10.25 - Countdown with Keith Olbermann
SEASON 4 EPISODE 32: COUNTDOWN WITH KEITH OLBERMANN A-Block (2:30) SPECIAL COMMENT: Quislings. Traitors. Cowards. Capitulators. Collaborators. Fakes. Frauds. Enablers. Betrayers. Failures. Political ...
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November 10, 2025 at 5:08 AM
stanzman.bsky.social
Trump getting booed actually is getting coverage in msm...
November 10, 2025 at 10:16 AM
stanzman.bsky.social
Them cowardly gullible Democrats are going to feel really f****** stupid when Johnson refuses to pass anything but a clean CR
November 10, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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carlquintanilla.bsky.social
WaPo puts the Sleepy Trump piece on Page One.

@washingtonpost.com
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
November 9, 2025 at 12:35 PM
stanzman.bsky.social
I'll come to really enjoy watching Republicans twist themselves into logic pretzels all the time I'm not looking forward to the Democrats doing it after they cave
November 9, 2025 at 11:26 PM
stanzman.bsky.social
I bet we see no network coverage of tRump at the Washington commanders game..hope for cell phone videos
November 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM
stanzman.bsky.social
The neck!!!
Jennifer Canter (@jennifercanter)
SNL strikes again 😂
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November 9, 2025 at 9:42 PM