SPHINCPUSS for president of reality
@stanzman.bsky.social
One will fall to bottle
One will fall to the spike
One will fall to the devil
One will fall out of spite
One will fall to the spike
One will fall to the devil
One will fall out of spite
FBI making a big deal out of some moron that was going to go on a knife or hammer attack at a grocery store..seems like the kind of desperation move you make when every single big case you have tried to brag about has made you look ridiculous
January 2, 2026 at 5:37 PM
FBI making a big deal out of some moron that was going to go on a knife or hammer attack at a grocery store..seems like the kind of desperation move you make when every single big case you have tried to brag about has made you look ridiculous
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Love to be a childless, transplanted degree holder in Zohran Mamdani’s New York. 🫶
Here is the editor of Tablet agreeably reposting someone calling nonwhite NYC immigrants "worthless biotrash." It's astonishing how quickly this stuff has escaped containment
January 2, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Love to be a childless, transplanted degree holder in Zohran Mamdani’s New York. 🫶
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January 1, 2026 at 8:53 PM
I have to say Ole Miss looks like a real Contender now I think they can beat Miami maybe not Indiana but I definitely think they can make the finals
January 2, 2026 at 5:01 AM
I have to say Ole Miss looks like a real Contender now I think they can beat Miami maybe not Indiana but I definitely think they can make the finals
What an embarrassingly stupid way to end an incredible game
January 2, 2026 at 4:56 AM
What an embarrassingly stupid way to end an incredible game
Ole Miss greatest game in decades
January 2, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Ole Miss greatest game in decades
What a game give that kicker two..no three cheerleaders for a weekend
January 2, 2026 at 4:47 AM
What a game give that kicker two..no three cheerleaders for a weekend
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bsky.app/profile/angu... An order for the rat
I was wondering what Mamdani's first executive order would be, and I'm not disappointed by this.
He has wiped off the books EVERY Eric Adams executive order issued on or after September 26, 2024, the day Adams was indicted on federal bribery charges.
He has wiped off the books EVERY Eric Adams executive order issued on or after September 26, 2024, the day Adams was indicted on federal bribery charges.
January 2, 2026 at 12:37 AM
bsky.app/profile/angu... An order for the rat
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Why would I simp over fat political cartoon inflation dragons……………..
January 1, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Why would I simp over fat political cartoon inflation dragons……………..
This is one for Nelson to point and laugh "ha-ha"
Don Knight (@themidnightmanuscripts)
🇺🇦 Ukraine never ceases to impress me.
On December 27, Ukraine announced the reported death of Denys Kapustin, a Russian dissident fighting alongside Ukrainian forces. Today, Ukrainian officials say ...
substack.com
January 2, 2026 at 1:01 AM
This is one for Nelson to point and laugh "ha-ha"
Indiana Alabama game is already better than that first game..and that was the craziest 4th down ive ever seen
January 1, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Indiana Alabama game is already better than that first game..and that was the craziest 4th down ive ever seen
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EPSTEIN DEFILES
January 1, 2026 at 8:47 AM
EPSTEIN DEFILES
Please let there be video of this..
Disney World worker is injured trying to stop runaway boulder at Indiana Jones show
A Walt Disney World worker in Florida was injured while trying to stop a runaway prop boulder during the park's Indiana Jones live show.
apnews.com
January 1, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Please let there be video of this..
Love the giant block party in NY for Mamdanis first day..
January 1, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Love the giant block party in NY for Mamdanis first day..
CNN running a story about Pete hagsbreath white Christian nationalist Church..with a woman reporter..mind blowing they are sane washing the worst things now..maybe it will puss off more woman than it will attract but..just disgusting YOU WOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO VOTE
January 1, 2026 at 2:31 PM
CNN running a story about Pete hagsbreath white Christian nationalist Church..with a woman reporter..mind blowing they are sane washing the worst things now..maybe it will puss off more woman than it will attract but..just disgusting YOU WOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO VOTE
I truly believe we will be able to claw our country back through peaceful and legal democratic means..but the long term damage of waiting until we can will take decades to make right and many will suffer and die..the more immediate way would likely be bloody..faster but costly
January 1, 2026 at 8:28 AM
I truly believe we will be able to claw our country back through peaceful and legal democratic means..but the long term damage of waiting until we can will take decades to make right and many will suffer and die..the more immediate way would likely be bloody..faster but costly
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A mass drone and missile attack is ongoing on Russian and occupied territory. Lots, really lots of drones are heading for Moscow and even more for occupeid Crimea and beyond.
December 31, 2025 at 9:11 PM
A mass drone and missile attack is ongoing on Russian and occupied territory. Lots, really lots of drones are heading for Moscow and even more for occupeid Crimea and beyond.
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New York City has a new mayor
January 1, 2026 at 5:04 AM
New York City has a new mayor
What's with the random post about just gross dirty talk by new members?? Put some imagination in it or you get reported and blocked
January 1, 2026 at 3:57 AM
What's with the random post about just gross dirty talk by new members?? Put some imagination in it or you get reported and blocked
Whoooaa look at the density of this attack..they been saving up.. like I said if they're going to accuse you of targeting his home which is not off limits and Trump's going to side with Putin f****** blow up everything
Don Knight (@themidnightmanuscripts)
Ukraine is helping Vladimir Putin celebrate New Year’s by turning his war machine into fireworks.
This is one of the largest attacks of the entire war AND.. they are using missiles tonight.
Glory ...
substack.com
December 31, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Whoooaa look at the density of this attack..they been saving up.. like I said if they're going to accuse you of targeting his home which is not off limits and Trump's going to side with Putin f****** blow up everything
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Kermit the Frog will return in Avengers: Doomsday
December 31, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Kermit the Frog will return in Avengers: Doomsday
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LOUISIANA: ICE officer pleads guilty to sexually abusing Nicaraguan detainee for
Months “while she was under his authority”
Months “while she was under his authority”
December 31, 2025 at 5:51 AM
LOUISIANA: ICE officer pleads guilty to sexually abusing Nicaraguan detainee for
Months “while she was under his authority”
Months “while she was under his authority”