SPHINCTERPUSS for president of reality
@stanzman.bsky.social
One will fall to bottle
One will fall to the spike
One will fall to the devil
One will fall out of spite
One will fall to the spike
One will fall to the devil
One will fall out of spite
It finally happened
November 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
It finally happened
Newsome was texting this reporter live about ice raids in Los Angeles near the reporters home.. that guy is so cool I don't care how much you hate him or why he is the man for the moment
November 4, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Newsome was texting this reporter live about ice raids in Los Angeles near the reporters home.. that guy is so cool I don't care how much you hate him or why he is the man for the moment
Anybody else's cat insist on sitting with his butthole on your little toe
November 4, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Anybody else's cat insist on sitting with his butthole on your little toe
South Park nailed it last night
November 1, 2025 at 2:22 PM
South Park nailed it last night
Oh
My
God
Lol
My
God
Lol
October 17, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Oh
My
God
Lol
My
God
Lol
Bwaahahah
October 16, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Bwaahahah
Erika Kirk was dressed like goth wannabe at the presidential medal of freedom ceremony..with garden nymph hair braids..seriously that dress..really?
October 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Erika Kirk was dressed like goth wannabe at the presidential medal of freedom ceremony..with garden nymph hair braids..seriously that dress..really?
Biggest Akida ive ever seen 120 pounds
October 4, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Biggest Akida ive ever seen 120 pounds
Colbert killed it tonight..
October 3, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Colbert killed it tonight..
You know who knew how to deal with f****** Nazis? Jake and Elwood Blues "Illinois Nazis.. I hate Illinois Nazis"
September 28, 2025 at 6:15 PM
You know who knew how to deal with f****** Nazis? Jake and Elwood Blues "Illinois Nazis.. I hate Illinois Nazis"
150 pound of great pyrannesse ..Murphy
September 27, 2025 at 7:22 PM
150 pound of great pyrannesse ..Murphy
One time my cat barked at my friend does he qualify?
September 24, 2025 at 5:31 PM
One time my cat barked at my friend does he qualify?
My power is out and my cat does not like it for some reason..must be the sound of traffic on my busy road that is usually drowned out by fans running all the time..yay it just came back on.. thanks Jones
September 24, 2025 at 5:28 PM
My power is out and my cat does not like it for some reason..must be the sound of traffic on my busy road that is usually drowned out by fans running all the time..yay it just came back on.. thanks Jones
If anybody doubts how edgy and irreverent South Park is willing to go tonight.. this is the Easter special where Kyle,a Jew, kills Jesus in a jail cell so he can resurrect outside and release them
September 23, 2025 at 3:03 PM
If anybody doubts how edgy and irreverent South Park is willing to go tonight.. this is the Easter special where Kyle,a Jew, kills Jesus in a jail cell so he can resurrect outside and release them
From Erika Kirks Instagram page..congratulations you are fully committed to your new profession..as an attention grabbing media &%#@&
September 20, 2025 at 10:57 PM
From Erika Kirks Instagram page..congratulations you are fully committed to your new profession..as an attention grabbing media &%#@&
This is a picture of a horse taking a giant s*** right in front of trump and Melania as they marched by oh my god mother nature or this guy riding the horse is really really really talented
September 18, 2025 at 3:35 AM
This is a picture of a horse taking a giant s*** right in front of trump and Melania as they marched by oh my god mother nature or this guy riding the horse is really really really talented
This is an Army Recruitment video targeting Latinos how f****** sick is that that they're trying to recruit the people that can now be stopped legally on the street for the color of their skin and asked to prove their citizenship..
September 8, 2025 at 7:18 PM
This is an Army Recruitment video targeting Latinos how f****** sick is that that they're trying to recruit the people that can now be stopped legally on the street for the color of their skin and asked to prove their citizenship..
Bwahahahaha
September 4, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Bwahahahaha
This is Jones ..named after the cat from alien.he was thought to be a boy at 6 wks or so when I found him then I misgender him cuz I thought he had a vagina.took him to get fixed & vet said hes a he & was already fixed.despite the confusion & incorrect pronouns, he's as stupid as a normal orange cat
September 4, 2025 at 1:57 AM
This is Jones ..named after the cat from alien.he was thought to be a boy at 6 wks or so when I found him then I misgender him cuz I thought he had a vagina.took him to get fixed & vet said hes a he & was already fixed.despite the confusion & incorrect pronouns, he's as stupid as a normal orange cat
Fuck this bitch she refuses to criticize Texas republicans redistricting that has TRIGGERED CALIFORNIA redistricting move..she deserves to lose her seat
August 21, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Fuck this bitch she refuses to criticize Texas republicans redistricting that has TRIGGERED CALIFORNIA redistricting move..she deserves to lose her seat
Big un
August 19, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Big un
Watching the original Alien with my Jones..hes just as useless as the film version at battling aliens..
August 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Watching the original Alien with my Jones..hes just as useless as the film version at battling aliens..
Arkansa hiking trail killer.. This guy was an elementary school teacher?!?!! Oh, Oklahoma you say..well that tracks
July 31, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Arkansa hiking trail killer.. This guy was an elementary school teacher?!?!! Oh, Oklahoma you say..well that tracks