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hooiwanv.bsky.social
dungeon crawler jess
@hooiwanv.bsky.social
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mongo is appalled
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downwithdan.bsky.social
lol she got his ass and he knows it
Joyce Carol Oates @Joyce... 17h O So curious that such a wealthy man never posts anything that indicates that he enjoys or is even aware of what virtually everyone appreciates— scenes from nature, pet dog or cat, praise for a movie, music, a book (but doubt that he reads); pride in a friend's or relative's accomplishment; condolences for someone who has died; pleasure in sports, acclaim for a favorite team; references to history. In fact he seems totally uneducated, uncultured. The poorest persons on Twitter may have access to more beauty & meaning in life than the "most wealthy person in the world." Elon Musk ' @elonmusk X.com Oates is a liar and delights in being mean. Not a good human.
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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andrewkmar.bsky.social
Eat that ring
November 8, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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hollyqueenofspayeds.com
If any of you happen to have tne beautiful Sony Ericsson Z600 sat in a drawer somewhere, I am DESPERATE to find the one with the rainbow cover like I had in the 00s. Will gladly buy it from you, or even just the rainbow front and back shells.

My 90s/00s room will be incomplete until I find her!
Greatest phone ever, obvs
November 6, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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vaspider.gay
HEY! DO THIS NOW if you take Vyvanse generics. 💗
nerdykeppie.bsky.social NerdyKeppie @nerdykeppie.bsky.social · 17d
VYVANSE RECALL!

Do it now, before you get distracted & forget. You've got ADHD, after all.

(To make it easier to spread the word to our forgetful community — Spider, Evie & Emet all have ADHD) — we've made this graphic and simplified URL! Please share this post & its info. 💗 We take care of us.)
VYVANSE RECALL! Do you take the generic version of Vyvanse, lisdexamfetamine dimesylate? Go to tinyurl.com/VyvanseRecall2025 & check your meds against the list. Do it now, before you get distracted & forget. You've got ADHD, after all.
November 6, 2025 at 8:42 AM
hooiwanv.bsky.social
why is it so impossible to get dim sum for breakfast in this FUCKING COUNTRY
November 6, 2025 at 8:14 AM
hooiwanv.bsky.social
i have yet to see a single picture of Zohran where he isn’t doing this exact face: 😁
November 6, 2025 at 8:06 AM
hooiwanv.bsky.social
actually don’t have words for the GENIUS that is lily allen
October 31, 2025 at 10:22 AM
hooiwanv.bsky.social
important update
October 28, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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evilcleverdog.bsky.social
Using ChatGPT
edithcharles.bsky.social Edith @edithcharles.bsky.social · Aug 23
What's something that isn't considered embarrassing but you think it should be?
August 23, 2025 at 7:01 AM
hooiwanv.bsky.social
tw child sexual abuse / paedophilia

good riddance ian watkins i hope you’re in hell suffering til the heat death of the universe and beyond
October 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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ecmsquared.bsky.social
when the scritches hit
A close-up photo of the big round face of my cream British Shorthair cat Mori - my hand is just out of shot scritching his head. His eyes are mostly closed and his mouth is partially open with his little pink tongue lolling out in a not insignificant blep. A second close-up photo of the big round face of my cream British Shorthair cat Mori - my hand is just out of shot scritching his head, which is slightly more tipped back in this image creating a halo effect with the lamp behind him. His eyes are mostly closed and his mouth is partially open with his little pink tongue lolling out in a not insignificant blep.
October 10, 2025 at 10:41 AM
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dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social
Some have claimed unfairly that Jim is not an especially bright cat, but we believe this is untrue, and that the reality is more complex. He is simply very *emotionally* intelligent.
Jim dreaming about licking a big ice cream Jim with a catnip banana which, despite being over two years old and long since losing its potency, he remains steadfastly loyal to, over newer, cleaner toys. Jim protecting Charles from South West England's many wolves.
October 10, 2025 at 8:19 AM
hooiwanv.bsky.social
@stillicides.bsky.social hello my love. i just wanted to say a few things

1) i love you
2) have you read dungeon crawler carl
3) carl (or more accurately his sapient cat princess donut) is to me what gideon is to you
September 30, 2025 at 8:14 PM
hooiwanv.bsky.social
i gotta say, a third season of alice in borderlands was not what i expected to see
September 26, 2025 at 2:10 PM
hooiwanv.bsky.social
screenshot of a tiktok comment by Jamal that says “in the end, he leaned left”
September 11, 2025 at 8:45 PM
hooiwanv.bsky.social
to the THOUSANDS of people who sent me the “lisa it’s your birthday” tiktok this week. thank you for validating me as a connoisseur of the golden age of the simpsons. i don’t have much else to build a personality around
August 20, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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ecmsquared.bsky.social
he is literally blowing a little bubble I can't 😭
My cream British Shorthair cat Mori sitting on my lap and gazing somewhat vacantly just above the camera (as is his custom). Giant whiskers adorn his big round face, his orange eyes are slightly closed, and a tiny spit bubble is forming in his ever so slightly open/imminently blepping mouth.
August 18, 2025 at 11:53 AM
hooiwanv.bsky.social
time for the red flag parade #LoveIsBlindUK
August 13, 2025 at 12:18 PM
hooiwanv.bsky.social
tw sa

i want to be into this bsb renaissance but then i remember nick has literally sa’ed dozens of women as well as brian being maga, can we just have kevin and howie on tour and they bring out aj sometimes please
August 3, 2025 at 6:24 PM
hooiwanv.bsky.social
why is absolutely everyone in the 28 x Later verse named a derivative of James 😭
August 1, 2025 at 9:25 PM
hooiwanv.bsky.social
youtube: would you like to watch 9 hours and 20 mins of unexplained phenomenon and conspiracy theories?

me: WOULD I!!!
July 29, 2025 at 1:37 PM
hooiwanv.bsky.social
@ewacat.bsky.social hey girl, what’s the most egregious misspelling of your name that you’ve had in an email, do you reckon?
July 28, 2025 at 4:25 PM
hooiwanv.bsky.social
maybe trisha is just aiming wide rather than high these days
July 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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bugsmaytrix.bsky.social
hell? yea, brother
July 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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ecmsquared.bsky.social
ridiculous animal
A close-up of the face of my cream British Shorthair cat curled up on his fleecy blanket on my desk. He is fast asleep, his face is squished up against one of his back paws (pink toe beans on prominent display) and his tongue poking out of his mouth in a tiny blep.
July 18, 2025 at 12:18 PM