important update
October 28, 2025 at 8:26 PM
important update
“I don’t like puking! I don’t want to puke!”
“Really?! I seem to recall you had a thing for vomiting on my pillow.”
“That was different! I did that on purpose!”
“I KNEW IT. I FUCKING KNEW IT.”
“Really?! I seem to recall you had a thing for vomiting on my pillow.”
“That was different! I did that on purpose!”
“I KNEW IT. I FUCKING KNEW IT.”
June 3, 2025 at 8:11 AM
“I don’t like puking! I don’t want to puke!”
“Really?! I seem to recall you had a thing for vomiting on my pillow.”
“That was different! I did that on purpose!”
“I KNEW IT. I FUCKING KNEW IT.”
“Really?! I seem to recall you had a thing for vomiting on my pillow.”
“That was different! I did that on purpose!”
“I KNEW IT. I FUCKING KNEW IT.”
SLEDGEY, BRUSH ME I NEED MY BUFFS
June 3, 2025 at 8:07 AM
SLEDGEY, BRUSH ME I NEED MY BUFFS
my favourite two things about my office are
1) it’s in my own home so i can do wtf i like in there
2) when the sun shines my hair goes ✨✨✨✨✨
1) it’s in my own home so i can do wtf i like in there
2) when the sun shines my hair goes ✨✨✨✨✨
May 14, 2025 at 1:32 PM
my favourite two things about my office are
1) it’s in my own home so i can do wtf i like in there
2) when the sun shines my hair goes ✨✨✨✨✨
1) it’s in my own home so i can do wtf i like in there
2) when the sun shines my hair goes ✨✨✨✨✨
REALLY CARL, YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THINGS THAT QUIVER. MONGO IS APPALLED.
May 10, 2025 at 3:23 PM
REALLY CARL, YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THINGS THAT QUIVER. MONGO IS APPALLED.
she was out roaming earlier when there was one (1) gust of wind and she came running home with her tail like this:
May 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
she was out roaming earlier when there was one (1) gust of wind and she came running home with her tail like this:
she has a very small head
May 10, 2025 at 2:36 PM
she has a very small head
still has it on iphone app
April 26, 2025 at 5:44 PM
still has it on iphone app
stephen king: modern day prophet??
March 24, 2025 at 9:16 AM
stephen king: modern day prophet??
a series of shapes
March 16, 2025 at 6:34 PM
a series of shapes
how am i only just discovering that mr. milchick is a baddie
March 6, 2025 at 8:17 PM
how am i only just discovering that mr. milchick is a baddie
mine just goes straight up
February 17, 2025 at 5:48 PM
mine just goes straight up
no joke this is my current youtube homepage
February 12, 2025 at 4:57 PM
no joke this is my current youtube homepage
imagine if you weren’t terminally online and i said this to you
February 4, 2025 at 6:05 PM
imagine if you weren’t terminally online and i said this to you
i’m just not super active on socials any more tbh!
January 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
i’m just not super active on socials any more tbh!
my fav recent picture of myself
January 11, 2025 at 1:20 PM
my fav recent picture of myself
is she… you know 🫳🏻
July 26, 2023 at 7:04 PM
is she… you know 🫳🏻