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Ran from twitter like Tina in that white suit, heard yall was nicer over here🙂
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Nailed it😭
February 20, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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[making pizza rolls]

instructions: heat them up

me: yes

instructions: let them cool

me: no
January 21, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Did someone chop me in half then sowed me back together? Cuz why does my whole lower half hurt… Am i getting old?????
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January 22, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Bakugo has been pissin me off real bad😒
January 18, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Just texted my old loctician, please pray that she can do my hair before my bday😩🙏🏽
January 14, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Hate having unisex bathrooms at work, this niggas piss looks like sunny D and you got the nerve to leave it on the toilet seat, you nasty fuck
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January 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Idiot at work today. Why won’t you even listen to Joe Rogan.

Me: Joe is a master manipulator. He has the ability to frame mistruths as fact and his base follows it whole without any fact checking or discernment.

Him: You saying I’m an idiot?

Me: Do you listen to Joe?

He walks off.
January 13, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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January 13, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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January 13, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Why was someone able to follow me on lemon8 before i even had the app downloaded🤔 crazy thing is his ass was blocked on the clock app, so how tf?
January 11, 2025 at 11:05 AM
I miss watching my sim get into a car to go to work, like why did the creators stop that?
January 11, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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increasingly unclear what the point of Prime is now that the shows all have commercials and shipping has gone from 2-day to "idk maybe next week"
January 2, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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December 31, 2024 at 8:42 PM
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WIFE: The neighbours are having a big Star Wars themed party.

ME: A Boba Fete.

HER: You're not invited.
December 29, 2024 at 9:56 PM
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Calling me on Instagram or Snapchat feels like I’m being chased in the woods.
December 30, 2024 at 5:09 AM
Showed a friend of mine a pic of him, she said “yea, maybe you should’ve stopped talking to him🥴” like damn, you right🤣🤣
December 29, 2024 at 7:58 PM
The Iron Claw was too damn sad, like that man’s life was that fucked up? He should be eligible for some kind of compensation for the shit he went through
December 26, 2024 at 9:22 PM
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The sooner you realize people be on coke, the less you take things personally.
December 24, 2024 at 2:23 AM
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Sometimes you just need to eat a bunch of French fries about it
December 19, 2024 at 6:27 PM
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December 19, 2024 at 3:16 PM
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December 19, 2024 at 9:01 PM
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there should be more christmas songs about vengeance
December 18, 2024 at 5:53 PM
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halfway through my tattoo and my tattoo artist turns to me to say he’s far too warm and he’s gonna take his hoodie off and do a t-shirt reveal because he picked out the perfect one for today… it was an edward cullen t-shirt
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December 18, 2024 at 4:04 PM