Sam Porter Bridges
@homoliberans.bsky.social
Just in case BlueSky sides with the Nazis concerning my original account, here I am, repatriated.
#KeepOnKeepingOn
#KeepOnKeepingOn
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I'm both of these guys. Displaying my alts in case one gets locked and the other is free. Pinning this on both accounts because, god damn it, we're in this fight together. You, me, and my other self. #KeepOnKeepingOn
I used to live near those parts, and of course, since my folks didn't have enough excitement in their lives at the time, we then moved to Oklahoma. Ya know... tornado alley.
a tornadic supercell just west of the Missouri River on the border of North Dakota and South Dakota between Selfridge, ND and McLaughlin, SD - this storm produced multiple tornadoes west of the river before the real show began a few hours later near Mound City, SD - 8/28/2024
November 19, 2025 at 10:02 AM
I used to live near those parts, and of course, since my folks didn't have enough excitement in their lives at the time, we then moved to Oklahoma. Ya know... tornado alley.
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🎵...aaaaaand maaaaybe, I'll say, "maaaaybeeee"...🎵
November 19, 2025 at 3:15 AM
🎵...aaaaaand maaaaybe, I'll say, "maaaaybeeee"...🎵
Something to remember.
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Everyone’s Suddenly Realizing These Famous Dead People Actually Did Pretty Terrible Things When They Were Alive
Hugo Boss was a literal Nazi.
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November 18, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Something to remember.
OH MAAAHHH GAAAAAAAAHD!
Rewatching 90210, and in two back-to-back episodes we got Wings Hauser as a drunken bounty hunter, and Milton Berle as an Alzheimer’s patient with a huge cock.
November 18, 2025 at 7:49 AM
OH MAAAHHH GAAAAAAAAHD!
Correct.
There is always a Matt Berry gif to any situation. The Moment that crazy lady handed her 7-11 Holy Bottle…
a priest is talking to a woman in a church .
ALT: a priest is talking to a woman in a church .
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Correct.
These assholes legitimately deserve EVERY bad thing that happens to them.
Yesterday, a Republican tried to give me holy water and Trump perfume because I’m “demonic.”
Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
November 18, 2025 at 5:13 AM
These assholes legitimately deserve EVERY bad thing that happens to them.
Better idea...
November 17, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Better idea...
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Basically, the United States ran up until 2024 based on nothing more than the presumption that the administration would not do relentless crimes, and would stop if asked.
November 17, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Basically, the United States ran up until 2024 based on nothing more than the presumption that the administration would not do relentless crimes, and would stop if asked.
We need to actively try harder to offend, but I respect him regardless.
First off, my suspension has ended. Got a little harsh with a post a few days ago but I didn’t have my feet on the ground and I’m sorry if I offended anyone. Will try to be more chipper. Knock on wood!
November 17, 2025 at 10:38 PM
We need to actively try harder to offend, but I respect him regardless.
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Yes, sadly it is real.
November 15, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Yes, sadly it is real.
Unidentified self-proclaimed "agents" actively kidnapping an individual.
Seriously who are these people.
I think we need to know.
They seem like illegal kidnappers to me.
I think we need to know.
They seem like illegal kidnappers to me.
November 15, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Unidentified self-proclaimed "agents" actively kidnapping an individual.
It's not the news you want, but it's the news you need to hear, because the GOP is the WTF to end them all.
He stated on the record that he and his son hold each other’s penis in the bathroom to prevent masturbation when they urinate. There so much that is wrong with this I cannot begin to start. What I want to know how Family Value Conservative Christians justify this? How do they vote for this pervert?
November 15, 2025 at 10:43 PM
It's not the news you want, but it's the news you need to hear, because the GOP is the WTF to end them all.
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November 14, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Great Stephff cartoon about the Miss Universe Organization controversy. Thai owner/organizers denigrated Miss Mexico and other women contestants, & paid the price in bad publicity & ridicule (which they fear the most). Get Stephff's weekly cartoon for free in @fccthai.bsky.social weekly Bulletin!
November 10, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Great Stephff cartoon about the Miss Universe Organization controversy. Thai owner/organizers denigrated Miss Mexico and other women contestants, & paid the price in bad publicity & ridicule (which they fear the most). Get Stephff's weekly cartoon for free in @fccthai.bsky.social weekly Bulletin!
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We the people need to take the power back! We are behind sweden, Norway, Denmark and Canada for a Right to pursue Happiness. Blackout Nov 24th- Dec 2 human rights No oligarchs.
November 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
We the people need to take the power back! We are behind sweden, Norway, Denmark and Canada for a Right to pursue Happiness. Blackout Nov 24th- Dec 2 human rights No oligarchs.
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This goes for every one of you god damn indie authors who has an AI cover
I genuinely respect you less for it.
I genuinely respect you less for it.
yeah nah, fuck you if you're an indie or not, i dont care, if you use AI? Im not using your fucking product or service or entertainment.
November 9, 2025 at 7:56 PM
This goes for every one of you god damn indie authors who has an AI cover
I genuinely respect you less for it.
I genuinely respect you less for it.
Dear Headline,
For Your Consideration, My Edit:
"Actual Bad Guy Knows He'll Lose To Actually Baddie, Rightfully Fucking Admits To Being Loser In Advance,
Film At 11."
For Your Consideration, My Edit:
"Actual Bad Guy Knows He'll Lose To Actually Baddie, Rightfully Fucking Admits To Being Loser In Advance,
Film At 11."
November 6, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Dear Headline,
For Your Consideration, My Edit:
"Actual Bad Guy Knows He'll Lose To Actually Baddie, Rightfully Fucking Admits To Being Loser In Advance,
Film At 11."
For Your Consideration, My Edit:
"Actual Bad Guy Knows He'll Lose To Actually Baddie, Rightfully Fucking Admits To Being Loser In Advance,
Film At 11."
Note to self for future use...
Credit for pic goes to bsky.app/profile/toms...
here ya go
November 5, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Note to self for future use...
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Mr. "I Don't Take Responsibility At All" thinks the MASSIVE BLUE WAVE was because he wasn't on the ballot, not
a Major Referendum on his 2nd Term.
Turns out folks prefer feeding the hungry over building expen$ive, tacky Ballrooms.
Looking forward to the midterms... 🌊
#AccountabilityIsComing
a Major Referendum on his 2nd Term.
Turns out folks prefer feeding the hungry over building expen$ive, tacky Ballrooms.
Looking forward to the midterms... 🌊
#AccountabilityIsComing
November 5, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Mr. "I Don't Take Responsibility At All" thinks the MASSIVE BLUE WAVE was because he wasn't on the ballot, not
a Major Referendum on his 2nd Term.
Turns out folks prefer feeding the hungry over building expen$ive, tacky Ballrooms.
Looking forward to the midterms... 🌊
#AccountabilityIsComing
a Major Referendum on his 2nd Term.
Turns out folks prefer feeding the hungry over building expen$ive, tacky Ballrooms.
Looking forward to the midterms... 🌊
#AccountabilityIsComing
That's a bingo... that's the saying, right?
November 5, 2025 at 8:38 PM
That's a bingo... that's the saying, right?
I always wanted a 1977 Lincoln Continental, just in case I have to duel a tank.
New Mexico Becomes First State To Offer Free Child Care
https://theonion.com/new-mexico-becomes-first-state-to-offer-free-child-care/
https://theonion.com/new-mexico-becomes-first-state-to-offer-free-child-care/
November 5, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I always wanted a 1977 Lincoln Continental, just in case I have to duel a tank.
The fact that this sounds like an actual quote from Idiocracy is mildly terrifying.
Fatass von Golfcart was unable to campaign.Had his hands full with wars in Portland,Nigeria and the Gulf of Epstein
November 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
The fact that this sounds like an actual quote from Idiocracy is mildly terrifying.