Sam Porter Bridges
@homoliberans.bsky.social
Just in case BlueSky sides with the Nazis concerning my original account, here I am, repatriated.
#KeepOnKeepingOn
#KeepOnKeepingOn
Better idea...
November 17, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Better idea...
When you become the parent you always wanted to be.
November 11, 2025 at 3:08 AM
When you become the parent you always wanted to be.
I believe the Romans called it Prima Costa Nostradomas.
November 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I believe the Romans called it Prima Costa Nostradomas.
Any place with a revolver that big built into the roof has GOT to be good.
November 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Any place with a revolver that big built into the roof has GOT to be good.
Dear Headline,
For Your Consideration, My Edit:
"Actual Bad Guy Knows He'll Lose To Actually Baddie, Rightfully Fucking Admits To Being Loser In Advance,
Film At 11."
For Your Consideration, My Edit:
"Actual Bad Guy Knows He'll Lose To Actually Baddie, Rightfully Fucking Admits To Being Loser In Advance,
Film At 11."
November 6, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Dear Headline,
For Your Consideration, My Edit:
"Actual Bad Guy Knows He'll Lose To Actually Baddie, Rightfully Fucking Admits To Being Loser In Advance,
Film At 11."
For Your Consideration, My Edit:
"Actual Bad Guy Knows He'll Lose To Actually Baddie, Rightfully Fucking Admits To Being Loser In Advance,
Film At 11."
November 2, 2025 at 2:50 PM
No, seriously...
November 2, 2025 at 2:45 PM
No, seriously...
Dad's sundowners kicked in at maximum strength, so I can't go out tonight, but I got pretty beforehand, so here I am.
October 19, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Dad's sundowners kicked in at maximum strength, so I can't go out tonight, but I got pretty beforehand, so here I am.
When the game knows you better than yourself...
October 6, 2025 at 11:25 AM
When the game knows you better than yourself...
We are ALL Sam Porter Bridges.
September 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
We are ALL Sam Porter Bridges.
The fact that you supposedly have the reading comprehension to get that he promoted the acceptance of violence, then got fucking shot, and you think the shooting was somehow barbaric or uncalled for, demonstrates that you don't deserve that stereotypical "leftist tolerance". You're the problem.
September 12, 2025 at 1:47 AM
The fact that you supposedly have the reading comprehension to get that he promoted the acceptance of violence, then got fucking shot, and you think the shooting was somehow barbaric or uncalled for, demonstrates that you don't deserve that stereotypical "leftist tolerance". You're the problem.
I do believe this is the most I've pulled out of a pocket of to-be-laundered clothing. Also, HOW did I just not realize I was missing $110?!
September 12, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I do believe this is the most I've pulled out of a pocket of to-be-laundered clothing. Also, HOW did I just not realize I was missing $110?!
I almost feel like this cannot be posted enough...
September 11, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I almost feel like this cannot be posted enough...
As you wish...
September 10, 2025 at 10:51 PM
As you wish...
Here I am. Rock you like The Savior Of Humanity!
September 7, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Here I am. Rock you like The Savior Of Humanity!
There is something about playing Guitar Hero as the end of the world happens in the background that just speaks to me.
September 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
There is something about playing Guitar Hero as the end of the world happens in the background that just speaks to me.
Huh. So I guess you can be both a terrible A.I. clickbait generator AND have a terrible sense of humor.
September 3, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Huh. So I guess you can be both a terrible A.I. clickbait generator AND have a terrible sense of humor.
This was the book I got in the Scholastic Book Fair, what'd you get?
August 29, 2025 at 2:14 AM
This was the book I got in the Scholastic Book Fair, what'd you get?
