Jay
@holypuppychow.bsky.social
Come on Hobbit, let’s go Hobbit.
December 27, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Come on Hobbit, let’s go Hobbit.
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inks WIP! (still need to add pearline and grace)
December 26, 2025 at 11:48 PM
inks WIP! (still need to add pearline and grace)
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Hate when this guy shows up in my feed
December 26, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Hate when this guy shows up in my feed
Merry Christmas ya filthy animals! 😃🤗
December 25, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Merry Christmas ya filthy animals! 😃🤗
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GARY OLDMAN FROM "TRUE ROMANCE": You dere! What day it be today?
COCKNEY LAD: Why, it's White Boy Day, sir!
OLDMAN: {cackles, shoots the lad}
COCKNEY LAD: Why, it's White Boy Day, sir!
OLDMAN: {cackles, shoots the lad}
February 21, 2025 at 8:15 AM
GARY OLDMAN FROM "TRUE ROMANCE": You dere! What day it be today?
COCKNEY LAD: Why, it's White Boy Day, sir!
OLDMAN: {cackles, shoots the lad}
COCKNEY LAD: Why, it's White Boy Day, sir!
OLDMAN: {cackles, shoots the lad}
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ME: I may have failed my gross anatomy course, but at least my heart was in the right place.
PROFESSOR (looking at the cadaver): No...no it's not.
PROFESSOR (looking at the cadaver): No...no it's not.
December 20, 2025 at 8:17 PM
ME: I may have failed my gross anatomy course, but at least my heart was in the right place.
PROFESSOR (looking at the cadaver): No...no it's not.
PROFESSOR (looking at the cadaver): No...no it's not.
No words.
December 21, 2025 at 2:42 AM
No words.
Me: Ah, a brand new day! What glory will I embrace today?
Headline 1: Doomsday glacier melting fast, certain cities doomed.
Headline 2: RFK Jr wants to stop all vaccination shots for children.
Me, to partner: I’m going back to bed.
Headline 1: Doomsday glacier melting fast, certain cities doomed.
Headline 2: RFK Jr wants to stop all vaccination shots for children.
Me, to partner: I’m going back to bed.
December 20, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Me: Ah, a brand new day! What glory will I embrace today?
Headline 1: Doomsday glacier melting fast, certain cities doomed.
Headline 2: RFK Jr wants to stop all vaccination shots for children.
Me, to partner: I’m going back to bed.
Headline 1: Doomsday glacier melting fast, certain cities doomed.
Headline 2: RFK Jr wants to stop all vaccination shots for children.
Me, to partner: I’m going back to bed.
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actually bumping it out of the thread bc i enjoyed this one so much lol
I'll always watch a Jon Batiste obv, but I watched this one a few weeks ago w/ a drummer who had never heard Tonight, Tonight by the Smashing Pumpkins and it is one of my FAVORITES www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQBP...
Cirque Du Soleil Drummer Hears The Smashing Pumpkins For The First Time
YouTube video by Drumeo
www.youtube.com
December 19, 2025 at 11:45 PM
actually bumping it out of the thread bc i enjoyed this one so much lol
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The pup asked me to share a smile with his friends on Bluesky.
How was your week? 🐾
How was your week? 🐾
December 19, 2025 at 1:36 PM
The pup asked me to share a smile with his friends on Bluesky.
How was your week? 🐾
How was your week? 🐾
Defense Lawyer: We will now show video footage from the crime scene that will indisputably prove my clients’ innocence.
*8 solid minutes of TV static play*
Judge: ???
Prosecutor: ???
Defense Lawyer: Like, they totally weren’t there.
*8 solid minutes of TV static play*
Judge: ???
Prosecutor: ???
Defense Lawyer: Like, they totally weren’t there.
December 19, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Defense Lawyer: We will now show video footage from the crime scene that will indisputably prove my clients’ innocence.
*8 solid minutes of TV static play*
Judge: ???
Prosecutor: ???
Defense Lawyer: Like, they totally weren’t there.
*8 solid minutes of TV static play*
Judge: ???
Prosecutor: ???
Defense Lawyer: Like, they totally weren’t there.
Trump: It’s never safe to use powerful controlled substances in a recreational manner.
Me: You mean like, say, doing a bunch of Adderall before screaming into a microphone for 20 minutes??
apple.news/AUc6qJ097Suq...
Me: You mean like, say, doing a bunch of Adderall before screaming into a microphone for 20 minutes??
apple.news/AUc6qJ097Suq...
Trump signs executive order fast-tracking reclassification of marijuana — NBC News
The move doesn't legalize marijuana, but the reclassification would allow the FDA to study it for medical purposes.
apple.news
December 18, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Trump: It’s never safe to use powerful controlled substances in a recreational manner.
Me: You mean like, say, doing a bunch of Adderall before screaming into a microphone for 20 minutes??
apple.news/AUc6qJ097Suq...
Me: You mean like, say, doing a bunch of Adderall before screaming into a microphone for 20 minutes??
apple.news/AUc6qJ097Suq...
Me, complaining: Why do my parents text you instead of me when they want/need to know something?
Partner, without looking up from their book: Because they like me more.
Partner, without looking up from their book: Because they like me more.
December 17, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Me, complaining: Why do my parents text you instead of me when they want/need to know something?
Partner, without looking up from their book: Because they like me more.
Partner, without looking up from their book: Because they like me more.
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This is a great example that the US president is a lunatic. Listen carefully 🙈
December 16, 2025 at 9:25 AM
This is a great example that the US president is a lunatic. Listen carefully 🙈
American Right: You won’t see us celebrating the death of Rob Reiner!
Me: Why would you celebrate the death of a widely professed decent person who brought joy to many and advocated equality?
American Right: We don’t understand the question.
Me: Why would you celebrate the death of a widely professed decent person who brought joy to many and advocated equality?
American Right: We don’t understand the question.
December 15, 2025 at 6:15 PM
American Right: You won’t see us celebrating the death of Rob Reiner!
Me: Why would you celebrate the death of a widely professed decent person who brought joy to many and advocated equality?
American Right: We don’t understand the question.
Me: Why would you celebrate the death of a widely professed decent person who brought joy to many and advocated equality?
American Right: We don’t understand the question.
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BREAKING
Two people have been found dead at the home of director and actor Rob Reiner.
The LA Fire Department said the ages of the two victims is 78 and 68 which matches the ages of Rob and his wife Michele.
Full Story: bit.ly/497DhMd
Two people have been found dead at the home of director and actor Rob Reiner.
The LA Fire Department said the ages of the two victims is 78 and 68 which matches the ages of Rob and his wife Michele.
Full Story: bit.ly/497DhMd
December 15, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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Reporter: Do you ever wonder if maybe this could result in a terrible situation for authors or artists?
Nick Clegg: ChatGPT assures me it was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
Reporter: Nick, that doesn’t-
Nick Clegg: Call me Ishmael.
Reporter: …I think I hate you.
Nick Clegg: ChatGPT assures me it was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
Reporter: Nick, that doesn’t-
Nick Clegg: Call me Ishmael.
Reporter: …I think I hate you.
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Paul McCartne, Elton John and others signed an open letter.
buff.ly
December 15, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Reporter: Do you ever wonder if maybe this could result in a terrible situation for authors or artists?
Nick Clegg: ChatGPT assures me it was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
Reporter: Nick, that doesn’t-
Nick Clegg: Call me Ishmael.
Reporter: …I think I hate you.
Nick Clegg: ChatGPT assures me it was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
Reporter: Nick, that doesn’t-
Nick Clegg: Call me Ishmael.
Reporter: …I think I hate you.
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The perfect Magic card doesn’t exi—
December 13, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The perfect Magic card doesn’t exi—
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“Have you brought the list?”
“I have, O Great One.”
“Has it been checked twice?”
“Of course, sir”
“Excellent.”
“Do you require anything further?”
“Bring me an elf, I’m famished.”
“I have, O Great One.”
“Has it been checked twice?”
“Of course, sir”
“Excellent.”
“Do you require anything further?”
“Bring me an elf, I’m famished.”
December 13, 2025 at 2:09 PM
“Have you brought the list?”
“I have, O Great One.”
“Has it been checked twice?”
“Of course, sir”
“Excellent.”
“Do you require anything further?”
“Bring me an elf, I’m famished.”
“I have, O Great One.”
“Has it been checked twice?”
“Of course, sir”
“Excellent.”
“Do you require anything further?”
“Bring me an elf, I’m famished.”
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lets go. youtu.be/YqdAEdkHrwo
Supergirl | Official Teaser Trailer
YouTube video by DC
youtu.be
December 11, 2025 at 7:07 PM
lets go. youtu.be/YqdAEdkHrwo
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This is incredible.
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
This is incredible.
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This is a major victory for guys who spend a lot of time thinking about the fall of the Times New Roman Empire.
December 10, 2025 at 1:09 AM
This is a major victory for guys who spend a lot of time thinking about the fall of the Times New Roman Empire.