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Kendrick Lamar Awarded Nobel Beef Prize theonion.com/kendric...
February 14, 2025 at 5:52 PM
The makers of The Polar Express were really like “how can we turn this heartwarming short story into the most anxiety inducing 1hr 45min any child has ever experienced?”
December 23, 2024 at 3:09 AM
Still can’t get over the way Wiz Khalifa said “Cuz I’m the shit, LITERALLY 🗣️” with his whole chest on Let It Go (ft. Akon) 😭 Nobody in the studio was like “hold up fam I don’t think you mean literally”
December 21, 2024 at 11:11 PM
Why’s my dog over here *sighing* like SHE’S the one with a mortgage, a car payment, and 3 dogs to feed 😒
December 21, 2024 at 4:11 PM
Watching The Whale for the first time while I’m sick and (incidentally) obese was not the brightest move 🥲
December 14, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Sure, music theory is cool, but can it explain why the DanDaDan theme song goes so hard? Didn’t think so.
December 10, 2024 at 6:50 AM
(Found in a Facebook group)
December 5, 2024 at 3:16 AM
She hark on my herald till I sing fr
December 5, 2024 at 3:14 AM
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Trimming my body hair and leaving it all over the place so my cats know how it feels. One of them is picking up the vacuum cleaner like "damn ok"
December 1, 2024 at 2:54 PM
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here are some hobbies to pick up if u want to demonstrate value or become more interesting:

-chess (shows u are smart)
-photography (demonstrates artistic sensitivity)
-frog collector (shows u have a large collection of frogs)
November 30, 2024 at 10:34 PM
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I tried to impress our dinner guests with a sauce made from vodka, gravy & nitrous oxide but all I've done is make myself an Absolut laughing stock.
November 30, 2024 at 12:58 PM
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Very proud of myself today.

A colleague asked me while we were playing if Darktide "was in the same universe as the Space Marines."

I managed to just say "yes," instead of an hour long lore presentation with assisting power point and extensive bibliography.
November 30, 2024 at 4:08 AM
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It never stops being weird watching homophobes dance to YMCA, the most popular gay anthem of all time.
November 29, 2024 at 11:39 PM
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It’s bullshit that I have to cook dinner even though I’m tired, dinner should just magically appear in front of me
November 26, 2024 at 2:22 AM
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November 26, 2024 at 4:44 AM
“Suggested for you”
November 25, 2024 at 6:21 AM
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November 24, 2024 at 2:37 PM
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The "bluesky is an echo chamber" think pieces that keep popping up really tickle me because they show how certain people genuinely believe social media should be for debating and arguing and not talking about the things that make you happy and sharing art with the world.
November 22, 2024 at 12:57 PM
November 23, 2024 at 4:48 PM
A million points to anyone who can guess who they’re talking about 💀 Also the last guy’s comment has me rolling (might have to open the pic to see it)
November 21, 2024 at 8:21 PM
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The real secret to the "Mediterranean diet" is eating equal qualities of pasta and antipasto so that they annihilate one another
November 21, 2024 at 1:42 PM
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Have you tried this one? (Disassociating for hours on a game)
November 20, 2024 at 3:15 PM