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there's a lot of awful things going on in the world right now, but a big man just scored a touchdown, so it can't all be bad
January 4, 2026 at 9:18 PM
joe flacco is a elite goddamn quarterback
November 2, 2025 at 9:27 PM
in eighth grade the night before it was due i pulled together five pages on ancient egyptian architecture in about an hour using my sole source: the in-game help screens from sierra studio's game 'pharaoh', since i'd spent that entire weekend playing the demo

b+, mainly for 'inconsistency'
i took caffeine pills and wrote 8 pages about the odyssey in 90 minutes before it was due. i had not read the odyssey. A-
I wrote a 15 page report on heraldic symbolism in medieval armor and weapon design for my art history class the night before it was due (8am class). Made up 90% of it (only found one book for reference) and got an A. GenAI could fucking never.
October 9, 2025 at 3:16 PM
the thing about political violence is that, based on the last 250 or so years of documented history, it seems to have a pretty good track record of actually working

it's not undefeated nor is it always 'good', but if it doesn't get the job done it will tend to get things rolling
September 10, 2025 at 10:52 PM
August 30, 2025 at 3:48 PM
desperately need to hear from chairman bob on sports radio
July 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
silver lining on this insanity is that we might have finally found a foolproof reason for cat-owners to keep their cats indoors
Sure you can. By growing/hunting/farming your own. Shame we have to make a return to that, but here we all are regardless.

Upton Sinclair. The Jungle. It was required reading in highschool for the generation currently dismantling the American Republic.
May 1, 2025 at 3:46 AM
doing a little bit of historical revisionism to say that PROTECT TRANS KIDS UNIVERSITY is in the hockey east and has had a fantastic women's ice hockey program for the last fifteen years

@edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social
April 14, 2025 at 5:17 PM
at 19 went to the food court at the mall at about 4pm and they gave me an application. filled it in and the manager (maybe 20) said "great, you're hired" without looking at it or talking to me. then he asked "can you start tonight?" and seemed genuinely perplexed when i said no
What job did you quit the fastest? Mine was Subway.
February 11, 2025 at 1:52 PM
this has the potential to be perhaps the funniest decision made by someone by a modicum of power since the battle of gettysburg
January 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
so if some breaking news happened right now do they have a 'designated newscaster' stashed away at hq or do they get anderson cooper to talk about north korea shelling seoul while swaying visibly
January 1, 2025 at 5:31 AM
the best to ever do it
cool. anyway here’s an aisle-by-aisle breakdown of the grocery store i regularly shop at down the street. i live in new york, so it’s on the smaller side as far as grocery stores go, but there’s a lot to love about it, so much so that i regularly go to shop for a single meal
December 23, 2024 at 5:19 PM
12/16 update: drove by this house yesterday and at least five of the skeletons were still up. they weren't lit up which seems like an unforced error but the sun had just set so i'm hoping they simply hadn't gotten to it yet
December 16, 2024 at 3:17 PM
looking around and seeing no one i follow posting about the kendrick music video. maybe because it dropped at 10am pt on a monday? no matter. you need to keep your head on a swivel regardless of the time.
November 25, 2024 at 7:33 PM
do you think rob gronkowski thinks he's a veteran because of the usaa commercials
November 10, 2024 at 5:42 PM
global: when the iraq war protests amounted to nothing

local: that same year mom tripped over our dog, fell down the stairs and hit her head on a table. dad called 911 and the cop who came asked my mom the standard dv q's in the same room my dad was chatting with his firefighter/emt buddies
what made you start 'getting political' i think for me it was when a bored cop threatened to arrest me and my friend for playing near a railroad track and noticing that in this country the cops have guns
November 9, 2024 at 2:21 AM
i'm glad i basically have zero followers because it means i can post things like:

the success rate of a sitting vice president running for president is so bad that any vp that wants to do it should either be primaried or not nominated at the convention
November 7, 2024 at 4:45 PM