there's a lot of awful things going on in the world right now, but a big man just scored a touchdown, so it can't all be bad

joe flacco is a elite goddamn quarterback

in eighth grade the night before it was due i pulled together five pages on ancient egyptian architecture in about an hour using my sole source: the in-game help screens from sierra studio's game 'pharaoh', since i'd spent that entire weekend playing the demo

b+, mainly for 'inconsistency'

the thing about political violence is that, based on the last 250 or so years of documented history, it seems to have a pretty good track record of actually working

it's not undefeated nor is it always 'good', but if it doesn't get the job done it will tend to get things rolling

www.twitch.tv/gooffkings/c... there's only one real choice @gooffkings.bsky.social

desperately need to hear from chairman bob on sports radio

silver lining on this insanity is that we might have finally found a foolproof reason for cat-owners to keep their cats indoors

doing a little bit of historical revisionism to say that PROTECT TRANS KIDS UNIVERSITY is in the hockey east and has had a fantastic women's ice hockey program for the last fifteen years

@edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social

at 19 went to the food court at the mall at about 4pm and they gave me an application. filled it in and the manager (maybe 20) said "great, you're hired" without looking at it or talking to me. then he asked "can you start tonight?" and seemed genuinely perplexed when i said no

this has the potential to be perhaps the funniest decision made by someone by a modicum of power since the battle of gettysburg

so if some breaking news happened right now do they have a 'designated newscaster' stashed away at hq or do they get anderson cooper to talk about north korea shelling seoul while swaying visibly

the best to ever do it

12/16 update: drove by this house yesterday and at least five of the skeletons were still up. they weren't lit up which seems like an unforced error but the sun had just set so i'm hoping they simply hadn't gotten to it yet

looking around and seeing no one i follow posting about the kendrick music video. maybe because it dropped at 10am pt on a monday? no matter. you need to keep your head on a swivel regardless of the time.

do you think rob gronkowski thinks he's a veteran because of the usaa commercials

global: when the iraq war protests amounted to nothing

local: that same year mom tripped over our dog, fell down the stairs and hit her head on a table. dad called 911 and the cop who came asked my mom the standard dv q's in the same room my dad was chatting with his firefighter/emt buddies

i'm glad i basically have zero followers because it means i can post things like:

the success rate of a sitting vice president running for president is so bad that any vp that wants to do it should either be primaried or not nominated at the convention