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crow dad
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joke's on tolstoy! if he really wanted me to read his ideas on the great man of history he shouldn't have put them in the second epilogue
January 9, 2026 at 6:14 PM
porno which was cancelled 3/5 through development for cost overruns, military will continue to provide issues of juggs from 1997 for foreseeable future
January 4, 2026 at 7:18 PM
the only miss was assuming they'd be on cbs and not just put up on his own account
January 3, 2026 at 8:11 PM
every turn that you use a move that raises your stats is a turn you are not doing damage
December 29, 2025 at 3:14 AM
nope. wet rag for wooden surfaces until i remember that i have a spray can of pledge in the pantry
December 24, 2025 at 11:21 PM
so many people here are posting all-time greats in the twilight of their careers...

AND YOU KNOW WHAT, SO WILL I

* preseason only
December 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
someone is going to argue "quality win over last year's champion" but i don't know what last year has to do with anything tbh
December 7, 2025 at 4:37 AM
much like the various leftovers, the sriracha goes home with a guest
November 23, 2025 at 3:32 PM
hell yeah dude
November 5, 2025 at 2:51 AM
October 11, 2025 at 4:52 AM
it's like being mean to a character in a video game, like it's not a bad thing on the face of it, but it is weird that you're so gleeful about "finally getting the chance" to do it
October 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
this camping trip sucks ass
September 24, 2025 at 8:10 PM
due to a snowstorm and not wanting to fly southwest, i ended up having to do bos > wash > chi > stl for work. dulles-o'hare was the worst part of it, especially knowing that i still had another flight to go

i got to the hotel at 1am happily assuming i would not see any of my coworkers. i was wrong
September 17, 2025 at 4:34 PM
IMPORTANT NOTE: this bluesky user's definition of "political violence" includes the following:
--labor revolts
--armed world war 2 resistance movements
--anti-colonial struggles (early-modern to present day)
--bad things that i am not listing here so that it doesn't look like i support them
September 10, 2025 at 10:54 PM
if you weren't supposed to do that they would've programmed track limit violations, so that's on them not you
August 5, 2025 at 8:18 PM
my gut feeling (with no research to back this up) is that the historical focus on pinball and games that spat tickets at you had something to do with it

don't know how to square that circle with pachinko, though
August 1, 2025 at 11:27 PM
last time i got an iced tea there it was so watered down that i initially didn't even recognize it as my drink

now i go to the grocery store to get donuts in the morning
July 28, 2025 at 11:19 PM
one of those world war one artillery shells that they dig out of the soil in belgium every spring
July 25, 2025 at 4:16 AM
gotta have two suits:
1: purchased for recent/upcoming event
2: "look all i gotta do is lose like 20 pounds and it'll fit again"
June 20, 2025 at 4:44 PM