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Being married is so great. Blorbo from my house. Rotating a guy in my mind by standing next to him and walking around him in a circle.
November 28, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Being married is so great. Blorbo from my house. Rotating a guy in my mind by standing next to him and walking around him in a circle.
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
New awareness campaign
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I will never use spicy auto-correct in my writing, because if I can't be arsed to write it myself, how can I ask you to read it? All the fuck-ups and typos are my own, and always will be.
October 23, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I will never use spicy auto-correct in my writing, because if I can't be arsed to write it myself, how can I ask you to read it? All the fuck-ups and typos are my own, and always will be.
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OH: if vaccines caused autism, we’d have way more trains in the United States
September 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM
OH: if vaccines caused autism, we’d have way more trains in the United States
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Sharon I bloody died Sharon. Sharon they sent me to bloody heaven. Where are the bloody flames Sharon. Sharon it’s all bloody choir music up here Sharon. Sharon for fucks sake all the white is bloody blinding me up here Sharon
July 22, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Sharon I bloody died Sharon. Sharon they sent me to bloody heaven. Where are the bloody flames Sharon. Sharon it’s all bloody choir music up here Sharon. Sharon for fucks sake all the white is bloody blinding me up here Sharon
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This is the platonic ideal of sniffing
July 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
This is the platonic ideal of sniffing
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[after tying my partner to the bed]
them: i can't resist at allll what are you gonna do to me
me: make you say nice things about yourself. repeat after me.
them: what. No. What
me: i am valuable-
them: what's the safe word
me: and am capable of doing things
them: SAFE WORD WHAT'S THE SAFE WORD
them: i can't resist at allll what are you gonna do to me
me: make you say nice things about yourself. repeat after me.
them: what. No. What
me: i am valuable-
them: what's the safe word
me: and am capable of doing things
them: SAFE WORD WHAT'S THE SAFE WORD
July 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
[after tying my partner to the bed]
them: i can't resist at allll what are you gonna do to me
me: make you say nice things about yourself. repeat after me.
them: what. No. What
me: i am valuable-
them: what's the safe word
me: and am capable of doing things
them: SAFE WORD WHAT'S THE SAFE WORD
them: i can't resist at allll what are you gonna do to me
me: make you say nice things about yourself. repeat after me.
them: what. No. What
me: i am valuable-
them: what's the safe word
me: and am capable of doing things
them: SAFE WORD WHAT'S THE SAFE WORD
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It's hard to avoid recalling this passage from the English historian Tony Judt:
July 2, 2025 at 3:51 PM
It's hard to avoid recalling this passage from the English historian Tony Judt:
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Someone got $38 billion in government funding.
February 26, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Someone got $38 billion in government funding.
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Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need
February 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need
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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...
theonion.com
February 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
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Prequels vindicated...
February 3, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Prequels vindicated...
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Tommy Tuberville, recognizing he has sharp competition to retain his title as the Dumbest Man in the Senate has upped his game I see.
Senator Tommy Tuberville: We have an attention deficit problem in this country. Attention deficit — when you or I were growing up — our parents didn’t use a drug they used a belt.
January 31, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Tommy Tuberville, recognizing he has sharp competition to retain his title as the Dumbest Man in the Senate has upped his game I see.
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I paid sixty dollars for No Man's Sky nine years ago and they refuse to stop making the video game. I've begged them to go home to their families but they won't stop adding new kinds of weird little guys and like, optimizing the gentle patter of rain on an alien ocean. Please let me pay for a DLC
January 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I paid sixty dollars for No Man's Sky nine years ago and they refuse to stop making the video game. I've begged them to go home to their families but they won't stop adding new kinds of weird little guys and like, optimizing the gentle patter of rain on an alien ocean. Please let me pay for a DLC
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This bus driver has more guts than 90% of elected Democrats.
January 28, 2025 at 6:05 PM
This bus driver has more guts than 90% of elected Democrats.
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(elon unveiling his new martian flag design) well as you uh can, you know, see. there's red which of course uh is the mars color. duh ha ha. and then here a white circle, and this is um representing the bright future for the ahh, human race. and then uh you have so, this is a hindu symbol,
January 21, 2025 at 1:26 AM
(elon unveiling his new martian flag design) well as you uh can, you know, see. there's red which of course uh is the mars color. duh ha ha. and then here a white circle, and this is um representing the bright future for the ahh, human race. and then uh you have so, this is a hindu symbol,
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