Lindsey Crunkingham
banner
moresothannot.bsky.social
Lindsey Crunkingham
@moresothannot.bsky.social
Just this guy, you know?
Folks in these dark times I fear I’ve been craving some nicotine and I regret to inform you a 3mg Zyn scratched that itch
January 8, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Wisdom.
i'm not saying you shouldn't have urgeny

i'm saying have the urgency to learn how to be in community so that when we hit them, we strike as one

because burning out or flaming out just means isolated atomic individuals screaming at each other about urgency and very little actually gets done
January 8, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Honestly like…how is this not illegal

I know, I know. He’s rich and white so he gets an absolutist 1st Amendment interpretation but…like….this ought to replace the “it’s illegal to yell fire in a crowded theatre” example
David Brooks, who wrote in the NYT last month, "The Epstein Story? Count Me Out" is... in the latest Epstein photo dump published by @oversightdemocrats.house.gov.

He should absolutely be fired by NYT for this. Major conflict of interest that he didn't disclose.
December 18, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I am very much looking forward to Kamala Harris polling around 20% in the first round of dem primaries
December 18, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Yknow back when this broke I was like “how exactly did that guy pull that girl” but hearing her talk for 30 seconds I’m like “yeah yup nope yeah that tracks”
@timmiller.bsky.social: "He's being nominated to HHS Secretary…You had information that you could have shared…and you didn't share anything about him. Why? Did you still love him?"

Olivia Nuzzi: "I don't know how to responsibly handle this on camera." lnk.thebulwark.com/4ozkaz8?utm_...
December 4, 2025 at 8:15 PM
(A bird walking out of a Theology classroom)

“Well it is CLEAR we have a different definition of both the words ‘Diet’ and ‘Worms’!”
December 4, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Virtually every problem we have exists either because of Ronald Reagan or Henry Ford.
November 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Feels like those 4 points Fergs foot lost are gonna be big
November 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Sunball
November 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Damn the Lions still got Bobby Carpenter?
November 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Clint Black was born in New Jersey lololoololol
November 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I have imagined Elvis saying “he fell fightin that big bitch of a Balrog baby” to Galadriel and its broken me
November 24, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Tom Brady lookin great!
November 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I’m sorry.
YouTube video by FLESH SIMULATOR
youtu.be
November 22, 2025 at 3:16 PM
It took TEN YEARS for a socialist to realize Trump has no actual ideology and you can just trick him into straight up communism if you look good and say one nice thing to him face to face
November 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
asdfjklhgfa
But it's called [doing the hands] Central Planning. Ok? It's really a beautiful term. You have to have a plan or else it's chaos. These companies are making billions of dollars and you've never seen anything like it. But we'll be releasing a beautiful five-year plan and you'll be very happy
November 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Haaaaaaaa just realized I’ve got like zero leg drive on bench.

Realized this grinding out a bitch of a single at 275. But that fuckers grounded.
November 21, 2025 at 6:53 PM
The Costco gotta hire some folks in meth for the cafeteria, you can’t sling pizzas at the rate needed sober
November 14, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Bro ain’t nothin out there as fake as economics. “The money vibes are bad” yeah no shit sherlock. “There should be more money” OH YOU WENT TO SCHOOL TO LEARN THAT LAWRENCE?
BRAVO IM SURE THAT KILLS AT THE GOLF STORE.
November 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Iont know how I can better summarize my vibe than to say I just went through the Costco in short shorts listening to Freddie Gibbs and when the line “Fuck the needle, she just puff and sniff, Snuffleupagus” came up I sang it out loud
November 8, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Voter suppression efforts hitting the whitefolk today
November 4, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Who could’ve known a nation built on never learning the correct lesson from any mistake ever could end up in a bad place
October 31, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Just saw a luchador pull his wallet out his tights, put cash in it, put it back, and go to the next person in line. Pro shit.
October 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Re-frame money spent on politicians/elections as a tax.
October 24, 2025 at 3:26 PM