Lindsey Crunkingham
@moresothannot.bsky.social
Just this guy, you know?
It took TEN YEARS for a socialist to realize Trump has no actual ideology and you can just trick him into straight up communism if you look good and say one nice thing to him face to face
November 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
It took TEN YEARS for a socialist to realize Trump has no actual ideology and you can just trick him into straight up communism if you look good and say one nice thing to him face to face
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But it's called [doing the hands] Central Planning. Ok? It's really a beautiful term. You have to have a plan or else it's chaos. These companies are making billions of dollars and you've never seen anything like it. But we'll be releasing a beautiful five-year plan and you'll be very happy
November 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Haaaaaaaa just realized I’ve got like zero leg drive on bench.
Realized this grinding out a bitch of a single at 275. But that fuckers grounded.
Realized this grinding out a bitch of a single at 275. But that fuckers grounded.
November 21, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Haaaaaaaa just realized I’ve got like zero leg drive on bench.
Realized this grinding out a bitch of a single at 275. But that fuckers grounded.
Realized this grinding out a bitch of a single at 275. But that fuckers grounded.
The Costco gotta hire some folks in meth for the cafeteria, you can’t sling pizzas at the rate needed sober
November 14, 2025 at 11:15 PM
The Costco gotta hire some folks in meth for the cafeteria, you can’t sling pizzas at the rate needed sober
Bro ain’t nothin out there as fake as economics. “The money vibes are bad” yeah no shit sherlock. “There should be more money” OH YOU WENT TO SCHOOL TO LEARN THAT LAWRENCE?
BRAVO IM SURE THAT KILLS AT THE GOLF STORE.
BRAVO IM SURE THAT KILLS AT THE GOLF STORE.
November 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Bro ain’t nothin out there as fake as economics. “The money vibes are bad” yeah no shit sherlock. “There should be more money” OH YOU WENT TO SCHOOL TO LEARN THAT LAWRENCE?
BRAVO IM SURE THAT KILLS AT THE GOLF STORE.
BRAVO IM SURE THAT KILLS AT THE GOLF STORE.
Iont know how I can better summarize my vibe than to say I just went through the Costco in short shorts listening to Freddie Gibbs and when the line “Fuck the needle, she just puff and sniff, Snuffleupagus” came up I sang it out loud
November 8, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Iont know how I can better summarize my vibe than to say I just went through the Costco in short shorts listening to Freddie Gibbs and when the line “Fuck the needle, she just puff and sniff, Snuffleupagus” came up I sang it out loud
Voter suppression efforts hitting the whitefolk today
November 4, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Voter suppression efforts hitting the whitefolk today
Who could’ve known a nation built on never learning the correct lesson from any mistake ever could end up in a bad place
October 31, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Who could’ve known a nation built on never learning the correct lesson from any mistake ever could end up in a bad place
Just saw a luchador pull his wallet out his tights, put cash in it, put it back, and go to the next person in line. Pro shit.
October 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Just saw a luchador pull his wallet out his tights, put cash in it, put it back, and go to the next person in line. Pro shit.
Re-frame money spent on politicians/elections as a tax.
October 24, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Re-frame money spent on politicians/elections as a tax.
Keeping Dianne’s memory alive on the sky instead of the tweets:
October 24, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Keeping Dianne’s memory alive on the sky instead of the tweets:
What if Stromile and Taylor are related
October 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
What if Stromile and Taylor are related
If you’re thinking of running a 5K and then sitting for a 4 hour tattoo- don’t.
October 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
If you’re thinking of running a 5K and then sitting for a 4 hour tattoo- don’t.
Mouse crime.
October 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Mouse crime.
Russia proposing a Bering Straight tunnel is extremely, EXTREMELY funny.
Imagine the world’s most expensive construction project so you could drive to the worst part of Garland, TX except there’s 1/100th the population and it’s like -7 degrees.
Oh and this is all built by Russia and Elon Musk.
Imagine the world’s most expensive construction project so you could drive to the worst part of Garland, TX except there’s 1/100th the population and it’s like -7 degrees.
Oh and this is all built by Russia and Elon Musk.
October 17, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Russia proposing a Bering Straight tunnel is extremely, EXTREMELY funny.
Imagine the world’s most expensive construction project so you could drive to the worst part of Garland, TX except there’s 1/100th the population and it’s like -7 degrees.
Oh and this is all built by Russia and Elon Musk.
Imagine the world’s most expensive construction project so you could drive to the worst part of Garland, TX except there’s 1/100th the population and it’s like -7 degrees.
Oh and this is all built by Russia and Elon Musk.
I’m keen to watch the Hanover Park Police union over the next couple of days because they are in a very weird position right now
October 17, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I’m keen to watch the Hanover Park Police union over the next couple of days because they are in a very weird position right now
Fine. I’ll get my $1.85 from a class action lawsuit in ten years. Just go ahead and give me good brain damage. I don’t want this 8 pound sloshy processing machine any more. Just make it so I can drive and make a spreadsheet once a month and not have to worry about news and economics anymore.
my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements
we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)
www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)
www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports
CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.
www.consumerreports.org
October 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Fine. I’ll get my $1.85 from a class action lawsuit in ten years. Just go ahead and give me good brain damage. I don’t want this 8 pound sloshy processing machine any more. Just make it so I can drive and make a spreadsheet once a month and not have to worry about news and economics anymore.
Enough is enough.
Ban algorithms.
Ban algorithms.
October 15, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Enough is enough.
Ban algorithms.
Ban algorithms.
Impressionable Teen Falls In With Wrong Socioeconomic Class — theonion.com/impressionab...
Impressionable Teen Falls In With Wrong Socioeconomic Class
LARCHMONT, NY—Noting the 16-year-old had too big of an inheritance ahead of him to throw it all away, the parents of local teen Sutton Langford expressed concern Monday that their son was falling in w...
theonion.com
October 13, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Impressionable Teen Falls In With Wrong Socioeconomic Class — theonion.com/impressionab...
Sure might be a good thing if we didn’t have a century’s worth of qualified immunity precedent decisions what with all this police activity happening
October 11, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Sure might be a good thing if we didn’t have a century’s worth of qualified immunity precedent decisions what with all this police activity happening
Gnome college
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October 8, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Gnome college
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The Dalai Lama is 90 and China wants to name the successor but history also claims right to so….good chance Trumps gonna be weighing in like “Lobsang Dawa is not the 15th reincarnation of the Lama, folks. It’s clearly Wang Jiahoa”
October 6, 2025 at 6:14 PM
The Dalai Lama is 90 and China wants to name the successor but history also claims right to so….good chance Trumps gonna be weighing in like “Lobsang Dawa is not the 15th reincarnation of the Lama, folks. It’s clearly Wang Jiahoa”
Lotta “France shows democracy is failing” takes and very little “France shows representative republics are failing and we should try direct democracy” takes
October 6, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Lotta “France shows democracy is failing” takes and very little “France shows representative republics are failing and we should try direct democracy” takes