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He Lost Himself Trying To Make Everyone Happy Around Him. Now He's Losing Everything To Find Himself Again.
it's pretty funny how the jeet heer the nation podcast has ads sponsored literally by "the american oil and gas lobby" and "big pharma"
November 28, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 implements you've crudely fashioned:

1) handaxe (flint)
2) cudgel
3) cutting tool, nonspecific
4) hide thong
5) large cudgel
November 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah

Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen

Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah

Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him
October 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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If you’re cold, they’re cold. Bring them inside.
November 28, 2025 at 2:43 AM
that one homeskillet knows everybody venmo
November 27, 2025 at 6:39 PM
as a kid i gathered that whupass wasn't something to be canned, not because it was an intangible act but because whupass was the haphazard cloud of particles, dust and gas that resulted on kicking someone's ass and hence not feasibly cannable
November 27, 2025 at 6:39 PM
read a piece about giorgio agamben in nyrb that seems to justifying DNFing homo sacer... but going through the traditional appeals process all the same
November 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Just a regular Thursday to me - due to my specialized mentality.
November 27, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Small dour boy in all black feeds biscuit to evil goat in 1655. No good ending forecast for this lad! By Anthonie Palamedesz, whose day is today.
November 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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this passing shelter of mine has slowly become a home; the eaves are deep in rotting leaves, moss covers the foundations

Kamo no Chōmei, Hōjōki, c.1212 CE
November 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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On Twitter the other day, Curtis Yarvin declared a speech by George Washington to be “fake communist history” because he asked Claude about it and the AI glazed him
November 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
with probability 1 a weapon formed against me shall prosper. however gromov has announced the existence of an uncountable dense non-prospering set
November 26, 2025 at 3:30 PM
staind rendition of 'at the zoo'
November 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 3:16 PM
bringing an aluminum water bottle to a body shop to have its dented base smoothed out so it can rest on the counter without rocking slightly during seismic
November 26, 2025 at 2:30 PM
the idea that the 10,000 hours thing is a myth is untrue. 10,000 hours has been widely proven [2]
November 26, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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August 21, 2025 at 3:18 PM
i bet the BB guns kids are shooting at spare masonry bricks, at post boxes, even just at the bark of trees -- those BB guns are so sick nowadays i'll bet
November 26, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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Man Hoping People Notice How Many Folding Chairs He’s Carrying At Once https://theonion.com/man-hoping-people-notice-how-many-folding-chairs-he-s-c-1819576444/
November 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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People (& their many dogs) gathering, listening, dozing, sniffing... All things people & dogs do during a sermon at the Oude Kerk, Delft, in 1661. As painted by Emanuel de Witte. Today has been his day.
November 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Adventure Time (2010-2018) | Terminally Ill Cartoon Dog Kills Three Drug Dealers

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24m views | 8 hours ago
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 AM
lesser aspect of the loch ness myth is that seeing 'nessie' is equivalent to the black spot in treasure island and you will die, be murdered, the following day
November 25, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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getting pissed off is like breathing to me
November 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
LaBrava at the level of one of the three good Elmore Leonard adaptations
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 7:59 PM