Chris Tannhauser
@hivegod.bsky.social
Industrial-strength nonsense~
author of SCREAMS LIKE MEAT 🤖🍖
author of SCREAMS LIKE MEAT 🤖🍖
Pinned
The Doomthink Equations
doomthinkequations.blogspot.com
New short story! “got that spiderblood in me”—dick pills, sting-crazy natives, and the scintillating corpse of Ronald Reagan!
(Trigger warning: sexual assault)
(Trigger warning: sexual assault)
New short story! “got that spiderblood in me”—dick pills, sting-crazy natives, and the scintillating corpse of Ronald Reagan!
(Trigger warning: sexual assault)
(Trigger warning: sexual assault)
The Doomthink Equations
doomthinkequations.blogspot.com
November 18, 2025 at 6:18 PM
New short story! “got that spiderblood in me”—dick pills, sting-crazy natives, and the scintillating corpse of Ronald Reagan!
(Trigger warning: sexual assault)
(Trigger warning: sexual assault)
Magic: The Gathering
Cosmic Encounter
High Frontier 2nd Ed.
Netrunner (1996)
Android
Memoir ‘44
Here I Stand
Arkham Horror 2nd Ed.
Talisman 4th Ed.
Twilight Imperium 3rd Ed.
And special guest star:
The Quest for Shangri-La
(AKA “Juggalo Talisman”)
Cosmic Encounter
High Frontier 2nd Ed.
Netrunner (1996)
Android
Memoir ‘44
Here I Stand
Arkham Horror 2nd Ed.
Talisman 4th Ed.
Twilight Imperium 3rd Ed.
And special guest star:
The Quest for Shangri-La
(AKA “Juggalo Talisman”)
board game enthusiasts of bluesky, what are your top 10 board games of all time
November 15, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Magic: The Gathering
Cosmic Encounter
High Frontier 2nd Ed.
Netrunner (1996)
Android
Memoir ‘44
Here I Stand
Arkham Horror 2nd Ed.
Talisman 4th Ed.
Twilight Imperium 3rd Ed.
And special guest star:
The Quest for Shangri-La
(AKA “Juggalo Talisman”)
Cosmic Encounter
High Frontier 2nd Ed.
Netrunner (1996)
Android
Memoir ‘44
Here I Stand
Arkham Horror 2nd Ed.
Talisman 4th Ed.
Twilight Imperium 3rd Ed.
And special guest star:
The Quest for Shangri-La
(AKA “Juggalo Talisman”)
And we’re done! We completed The Children of Fear campaign for Call of Cthulhu—20 face-to-face sessions from February to October. Did we save the world? Did any of us survive? Find out here:
A SPIN OF THE WHEEL | The Children of Fear
Being the chronicle of a complete face-to-face play-through, 20 sessions from February 20th to October 16th, 2025.
*** SPOILERS ***
boardgamegeek.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:13 PM
And we’re done! We completed The Children of Fear campaign for Call of Cthulhu—20 face-to-face sessions from February to October. Did we save the world? Did any of us survive? Find out here:
why is there grawlix (%@$&!) in the red band (polybagged) Punisher comic
October 30, 2025 at 4:49 PM
why is there grawlix (%@$&!) in the red band (polybagged) Punisher comic
A man is only as good as his dog.
October 28, 2025 at 5:15 AM
A man is only as good as his dog.
Your boy was on a podcast!
I've never done one before, so I had the knob set to 5 (out of 11) while running at least seven seven-second delays in series, ending in fractal babies-in-a-bag. Also, I didn't swear. So you're getting the clean me, I guess?
www.podbean.com/media/share/...
I've never done one before, so I had the knob set to 5 (out of 11) while running at least seven seven-second delays in series, ending in fractal babies-in-a-bag. Also, I didn't swear. So you're getting the clean me, I guess?
www.podbean.com/media/share/...
Ep.023 Guest Author Chris Tannhauser, Weird Fiction, Movies, Music, and Writing the Scene: Thief in Dracula's Castle
Episode 023. An introduction to author Chris Tannhauser, he describes his work and shares how he grew into writing. (07:44) Next, we read an excerpt from Chris’ piece titled ENDNOTES FROM THE NEW PHRE...
www.podbean.com
October 20, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Your boy was on a podcast!
I've never done one before, so I had the knob set to 5 (out of 11) while running at least seven seven-second delays in series, ending in fractal babies-in-a-bag. Also, I didn't swear. So you're getting the clean me, I guess?
www.podbean.com/media/share/...
I've never done one before, so I had the knob set to 5 (out of 11) while running at least seven seven-second delays in series, ending in fractal babies-in-a-bag. Also, I didn't swear. So you're getting the clean me, I guess?
www.podbean.com/media/share/...
Cursed objects from the rafters~
October 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Cursed objects from the rafters~
Reposted by Chris Tannhauser
Alright, let's do it. Here's a little prospective reader's guide to every Thomas Pynchon novel. We'll take them in order of publication. This might be a long thread. Buckle up! 1/x
October 6, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Alright, let's do it. Here's a little prospective reader's guide to every Thomas Pynchon novel. We'll take them in order of publication. This might be a long thread. Buckle up! 1/x
Found my childhood security stuffie~
October 4, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Found my childhood security stuffie~
I love this shit.
October 3, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I love this shit.
Mr. Bones is super-stoked about his Halloween costume
September 29, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Mr. Bones is super-stoked about his Halloween costume
Reposted by Chris Tannhauser
Reposted by Chris Tannhauser
Ta-Nehisi Coates: “What of the writers, the thinkers, and the pundits who cannot separate the great crime of Kirk’s death from the malignancy of his public life? Can they truly be so ignorant to the words of a man they have so rushed to memorialize? I don’t know.”
September 16, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Ta-Nehisi Coates: “What of the writers, the thinkers, and the pundits who cannot separate the great crime of Kirk’s death from the malignancy of his public life? Can they truly be so ignorant to the words of a man they have so rushed to memorialize? I don’t know.”
Reposted by Chris Tannhauser
anyone need their horse rotated?
September 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
anyone need their horse rotated?
My friend Dave found this CD in a used bin 30 years ago—it’s been in heavy rotation ever since. Sublime tunes.
Nasa ✮ Insha-Allah! (Full album and bonus track)
YouTube video by NaMoLandia
m.youtube.com
September 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
My friend Dave found this CD in a used bin 30 years ago—it’s been in heavy rotation ever since. Sublime tunes.
The new bookshelf.
September 8, 2025 at 10:12 PM
The new bookshelf.
Reposted by Chris Tannhauser
Back-to-School in the United States
September 5, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Back-to-School in the United States
YES
Charlotte Moorman playing John Cage's 26'1.1499" For a String Player, September 3, 1963
September 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
YES
Reposted by Chris Tannhauser
The Invisbles, vol 2 iss 4, written by Grant Morrison
September 4, 2025 at 5:44 PM
The Invisbles, vol 2 iss 4, written by Grant Morrison
Reposted by Chris Tannhauser
Sometimes we’re unsatisfied with a thing we made because when it only existed in our head, we saw all the things it could have been and when it’s done we know all the things that it isn’t, but we can’t see the way it expands into a million new things when someone else unpacks it in their head. 🖊️🦑
August 31, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Sometimes we’re unsatisfied with a thing we made because when it only existed in our head, we saw all the things it could have been and when it’s done we know all the things that it isn’t, but we can’t see the way it expands into a million new things when someone else unpacks it in their head. 🖊️🦑
cenobite’s penis pump
August 28, 2025 at 11:26 PM
cenobite’s penis pump