Chris Tannhauser
@hivegod.bsky.social
Industrial-strength nonsense~
author of SCREAMS LIKE MEAT 🤖🍖
author of SCREAMS LIKE MEAT 🤖🍖
It’s the Tech Deck equivalent of nunchucks!
November 21, 2025 at 6:51 PM
It’s the Tech Deck equivalent of nunchucks!
They illuminate corners of life I had no idea existed!
November 20, 2025 at 11:51 PM
They illuminate corners of life I had no idea existed!
“Even Lautréamont is having a panic attack from this one.”
— Joe Gola, author of The Satanic Bridegroom
— Joe Gola, author of The Satanic Bridegroom
November 20, 2025 at 6:57 PM
“Even Lautréamont is having a panic attack from this one.”
— Joe Gola, author of The Satanic Bridegroom
— Joe Gola, author of The Satanic Bridegroom
“Chris's piece is still making me cringe and chuckle—I feel like it should go viral somehow.”
— Heather Fowler, author of Beautiful Ape Girl Baby
— Heather Fowler, author of Beautiful Ape Girl Baby
November 20, 2025 at 6:56 PM
“Chris's piece is still making me cringe and chuckle—I feel like it should go viral somehow.”
— Heather Fowler, author of Beautiful Ape Girl Baby
— Heather Fowler, author of Beautiful Ape Girl Baby
It’s the immersion in the normal that makes the abnormal terrifying.
November 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
It’s the immersion in the normal that makes the abnormal terrifying.
“Candy corn? But I’ve been a good boy!”
November 20, 2025 at 4:38 PM
“Candy corn? But I’ve been a good boy!”
Since before its inception. America has always been a multiethnic, multicultural affair.
November 20, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Since before its inception. America has always been a multiethnic, multicultural affair.
I’m lucky enough to live in a very diverse neighborhood—we have an entire world of restaurants, and if I don’t hear at least five languages in the grocery store I feel ripped off!
November 20, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I’m lucky enough to live in a very diverse neighborhood—we have an entire world of restaurants, and if I don’t hear at least five languages in the grocery store I feel ripped off!
Safe travels & have fun!
November 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Safe travels & have fun!
I’ll keep writing about FTL travel because the dream is who we are as a species.
November 19, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I’ll keep writing about FTL travel because the dream is who we are as a species.
One of the purposes of science fiction is to chart a course into the impossible—so it can’t be done with our current understanding, but sketch a fantasy map, put it in people’s hands, and who knows what stunts future generations can pull off?
November 19, 2025 at 3:45 PM
One of the purposes of science fiction is to chart a course into the impossible—so it can’t be done with our current understanding, but sketch a fantasy map, put it in people’s hands, and who knows what stunts future generations can pull off?
where’s the “pulled apart by dogs” button
November 18, 2025 at 4:19 PM
where’s the “pulled apart by dogs” button
Me, in the ruins: “I’ll dig your hole for a dirty sandwich token.”
November 18, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Me, in the ruins: “I’ll dig your hole for a dirty sandwich token.”
Maybe not the back, but
November 7, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Maybe not the back, but
As my friend George said, Trump stood there “like the Manchurian Candidate on ‘idle’.”
November 7, 2025 at 5:30 PM
As my friend George said, Trump stood there “like the Manchurian Candidate on ‘idle’.”
Might I suggest that sir avoid peanut butter banana bacon sandwiches and the toilet.
November 7, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Might I suggest that sir avoid peanut butter banana bacon sandwiches and the toilet.
For dessert, an actual tarantula
October 31, 2025 at 7:10 PM
For dessert, an actual tarantula
