dismantling our democracy in exchange for cheap egg but now there is no egg anywhere egg and democracy are both gone

Trump: billionaire
Elon Musk, DOGE: billionaire
Vivek Ramaswamy, DOGE: billionaire
Linda McMahon, Education Sec: billionaire
Doug Burgum, Interior Sec: billionaire
Howard Lutnick, Commerce Sec: billionaire
Scott Bessent, Treasury Sec: billionaire

news of the A's spending $67M on a free agent coupled with a tsunami warning felt like a legit sign of the apocalypse

big day coming up for people who like dinner

JFK's words have never been more timely: "Ask not what your country can do for you but how your country can survive my nephew"

doctor: make sure you drink plenty of fluids

me: that’s literally all i drink

every time i have to hang a sweater up i think “there’s no way mr rogers did this every fucking day”

It’s been two weeks and their main focus is banning trans people from using bathrooms to ‘protect women.’

Also, the rapist-in-chief wants to put another rapist in charge of all cops and lawyers.

👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼

I don’t know about you, but I think our future is it great hands… 👀

Hey you, yeah.. you in the glasses with the look of profound sadness.

I have just the thing to cheer you up as you try and navigate yet another new platform…

RandomPack!

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