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💀🌸 Joseph 🌸💀
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a breath of stale air
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Posting this to X, Threads, and Bluesky as an experiment
January 20, 2026 at 1:04 AM
"You can use Polecats without the Refinery and even without the Witness or Deacon. Just tell the Mayor to shut down the rig and sling work to the polecats" - actual words I just read about a tool that I think actually does real things.
January 19, 2026 at 6:12 AM
Really appreciating this Scott Joplin dedication.
January 17, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Few things pepping me up more these days than seeing ICE/CBP cars fleeing.
January 11, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Every password field should allow you to display the password you typed
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 7, 2026 at 7:25 PM
If you're ever thinking of putting hot sauce on anything, use gochujang instead
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 7, 2026 at 7:17 PM
enclose horse
enclose.horse
A puzzle game about enclosing horses.
enclose.horse
January 6, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Achieving peak Woke with my homemade pistachio milk matcha latte
January 5, 2026 at 4:52 PM
"A* speeds up pathfinding by guiding search towards the optimal solution." No. A* speeds up search by pruning suboptimal nodes.
what's the thing in your subdiscipline that loads of people constantly mess up even though by your lights they really ought to know better? (for me it's clearly distinguishing contents and vehicles)
January 4, 2026 at 10:12 PM
What the fuck?
January 3, 2026 at 3:23 PM
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Bill Watterson could do Sin City but Frank Miller could not do Calvin and Hobbes
January 2, 2026 at 10:01 PM
First adventure of the new year: Kaiser sending me to collections for a bill they wouldn't let me pay. #gottalovekaiser
January 2, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Robo Effigy takes away your sins of 2025
January 1, 2026 at 5:42 PM
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truly one of the geniuses of posting
December 30, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
December 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
And on my gravestone they will write: "he should have hired a plumber"
December 27, 2025 at 5:46 PM
For fuck's sake, even my car has a Your Year in Charging Wrapped
December 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Oh goody, my LinkedIn Year in Review is available
December 17, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Haters can say what they want but the improvements to Google Keyboard's voice dictation outweighs any possible harm LLMs might cause.
December 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Bundle two items and save negative $5.91!
December 9, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Can't get over how metal the Professional Green Laser Measuring Tool walkthrough video's soundtrack is www.amazon.com/vdp/028cf9c5...
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December 9, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Why do I get spam from Omaha Steaks...
December 8, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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"are you enjoying duo mobile" does a hamburger enjoy being made of quarks. does a fish enjoy linear time. does the mountain enjoy the first taste of a cup of hot chocolate when you get back to the ski lodge. your question means nothing to me. i couldn't enjoy duo mobile even if i tried
December 3, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I very much resent my YouTube Music 2025 Recap
December 2, 2025 at 10:31 PM