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💀🌸 Joseph 🌸💀
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a breath of stale air
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Please enjoy this picture of a saucy towel dog
A towel dog, of the variety one might encounter on a cruise ship, raising its posterior suggestively and giving a "come higher" look.
January 28, 2026 at 3:15 PM
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Really appreciating this Scott Joplin dedication.
Sheet music for The Entertainer, which is "Dedicated to James Brown and his Mandolin Club"
January 17, 2026 at 11:49 PM
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Achieving peak Woke with my homemade pistachio milk matcha latte
A matcha latte in a white mug with some serviceable but not great fern leaf art.
January 5, 2026 at 4:52 PM
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Robo Effigy takes away your sins of 2025
A cardboard effigy of a robot on fire. It was stuffed with slips of paper holding memories and dreams.
January 1, 2026 at 5:42 PM
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Bundle two items and save negative $5.91!
December 9, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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I very much resent my YouTube Music 2025 Recap
A playlist of 5 songs from Moana and K-Pop Demon Hunters
December 2, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Breaking out the tofu press
A stack of three dense works of Serious Literature, weighing down some plates to squish tofu.
November 6, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Gotta hide my contraband
A bottle of children's Tylenol
September 23, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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A head of lettuce
August 30, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Gonna give wcw the runs
An ice chest full to the brim with bagged plums
August 28, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Every year I relate more and more to this comic and I don't like it
Calvin and Hobbes comic where Calvin's dad chides Calvin for not waking up earlier.
August 24, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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August 9, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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It's so weird that velociraptors look nothing like velociraptors.
A realistic rendering of a velociraptor, which looks kind of like an angry roadrunner and nothing like a lizard-like killing machine that would take on a T Rex.
August 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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What's up,
A beautiful engraved wood board reading "Chubbs", Lewis and Clark's term for the peamouth fish
June 26, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Man you're such a
A beautiful wood board engraved with the word "Goatsucker", the name Lewis and Clark used for the common poorwill.
June 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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A statue of a woman, dressed in a pretty lofi homemade aesthetic, holding a cardboard sign that says "where's my dinner bitch" (no question mark)
June 20, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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Excited to explore exactly how much chocolate is TOO MUCH.
June 1, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Adding these to my "best bollards" list
May 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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She dreams in color, she dreams in red
Can't find a
A beautiful Better Boy Slicer Tomato
April 23, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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DUTCH. BABY.
A delicious, puffy Dutch baby
April 19, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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OM NOM NOM
A large tree, perhaps a cedar, pruned to look like a spooky pac man that is hungrily gobbling some power lines.
April 17, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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HAPPY FUCKING EASTER
Two misfit Easter eggs, looking a little aggressive
April 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Your scientists were so preoccupied, etc. etc.
A tall frosty can of Hard Mountain Dew, Baja Blast flavor
March 26, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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Um
A bumper sticker reading "I Am In Him". It is not clear how suggestive it is meant to be.
March 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Think I might go hot rodding today
A race car cunningly disguised as a cardboard box
March 17, 2025 at 5:02 PM