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John Ciolfi
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So this is the new place, huh? Cool.
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how long can dip and dots claim to be "the ice cream of the future"
May 10, 2025 at 1:10 AM
One of only two Saturdays that took me more than 6 minutes this year. More challenges like this, please (although it might’ve been easier if I remembered my Mary Poppins songs…). 🤦🏻‍♂️
May 10, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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He experienced something extraordinary: the feeling of being crushed by a snowplow
Jeremy Renner was run over by a seven-ton snowplow a little over two years ago. In a new memoir, he wrote that as he lay near death, he experienced something extraordinary.
Jeremy Renner and the Science of Extraordinary Near-Death Experiences
A little over two years ago, the actor was run over by a snowplow. Like thousands of others, he then felt an “exhilarating peace.” Why?
www.nytimes.com
May 3, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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ok but where'd his putter go? it disappears into the sky like Prince's guitar
April 13, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Pics from my most recent trip to San Francisco in 2019. I’ll need to go back at some point. #travel #sanfrancisco
April 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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This was….five months ago
April 2, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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I give Eli Manning a truckload of shit but this is an excellent post
March 31, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Some pics from my Paris trip in 2018. Love that city. 🇫🇷 #travel #paris
April 1, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Lmao 🤣 savages
March 27, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Castelo dos Mouros (Moorish Castle), Sintra, Portugal. 🇵🇹 #travel
March 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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every damn time
March 15, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Palácio da Pena - Sintra, Portugal.
March 15, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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This is perfect… @pablo.show is so right… we all need to Boo these politicians!
March 14, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I need to spend more time over on this app, so I’ll start posting old travel pics to help me remember to focus my energy on good stuff.

This is Praia da Ursa, Portugal. 🇵🇹
March 13, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I have to say, I never enjoy seeing 1-A in a crossword. It’s hardly a common expression (although I can imagine scenarios where someone *might* say it), but nobody would shout that before the 10th inning of a ballgame. #nytxw
March 12, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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“How’d you get into listening to Smooth Jazz?”
March 5, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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Somewhere, Jeff Bezos is angrily clicking “track shipment” to see what happened to his new editorial page.
March 5, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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The show that gave me the confidence to even believe someone like me could do TV. Will be forever grateful to the producers, and also @tonyreali.bsky.social, who models kindness and intelligence in a way that’s all too rare these days.
March 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Wow if this turns out to be an advanced inside tip from someone, it's going to really set back the years of progress the crypto community have made in carefully establishing a reputation for trust and trans-

Nah, I'm just kidding, this just tracks. See you at the next pump and dump everyone!
This is sketchy as hell
March 3, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Word of the Day is ‘ingordigiousness’ (18th century): extreme greed at the expense of principles.
February 26, 2025 at 7:59 AM
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So patronizing when the dentist patiently explains how to floss. I'm not a baby who doesn't know how to do basic things. I'm a baby who doesn't wanna
February 22, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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The Google AI results at the top of searches are so pointless. We have a resource (the internet!) that knows everything, and instead of going to the source, it's like you asked your stupid cousin who is trying to recall the information from a podcast he heard last week.
February 21, 2025 at 3:23 PM
IT FINALLY HAPPENED.
February 11, 2025 at 7:41 AM
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Somebody yelled at me for posting about Ganymede instead of /the state of things/ last night.

I know we’re (almost) all on the same page here, but a Bluesky without cute cats, science facts, and dumb jokes would be bad for everyone.
January 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Stroyuschiysya dom (House under construction, rotated), by Kazimir Malevich, 1915-16, 📸 by @photoDre
January 22, 2025 at 8:51 PM