Belén Mata
@heybelen.bsky.social
Here to help others. Professional designer and aspiring professional fan of baby goats.
it’s grilling absolute cheese
September 20, 2025 at 3:47 PM
it’s grilling absolute cheese
I successfully set up, calibrated, cleaned, calibrated again, and received a perfect product with a brand new printer.
Anyway, I'm off to fistfight the gods.
Anyway, I'm off to fistfight the gods.
September 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I successfully set up, calibrated, cleaned, calibrated again, and received a perfect product with a brand new printer.
Anyway, I'm off to fistfight the gods.
Anyway, I'm off to fistfight the gods.
The funniest thing about having satin sheets is how fast getting out of bed happens, willingly or unwillingly. My departure is unexpectedly expedited. I am the Sonic of starting my day at 1 pm.
September 14, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The funniest thing about having satin sheets is how fast getting out of bed happens, willingly or unwillingly. My departure is unexpectedly expedited. I am the Sonic of starting my day at 1 pm.
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So far, 2025 has felt like living inside a Hieronymus Bosch painting
September 14, 2025 at 3:24 PM
So far, 2025 has felt like living inside a Hieronymus Bosch painting
One time on my way to get some currywurst, I accidentally drove past the Windows green hills background. So I accidentally found bliss on my way to procure a glizzy.
September 7, 2025 at 4:02 AM
One time on my way to get some currywurst, I accidentally drove past the Windows green hills background. So I accidentally found bliss on my way to procure a glizzy.
Spooky szn, shifting into soup mode and all that
September 1, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Spooky szn, shifting into soup mode and all that
last night my bff and i moved all the furniture out of her kitchen, and she brought out a rainbow-colored parachute (like the one kids play with in gym class) and we PLAYED PARACHUTE GAMES. we also threw it up in the air and met in the middle and hugged and it was EVERYTHING
September 1, 2025 at 3:49 AM
last night my bff and i moved all the furniture out of her kitchen, and she brought out a rainbow-colored parachute (like the one kids play with in gym class) and we PLAYED PARACHUTE GAMES. we also threw it up in the air and met in the middle and hugged and it was EVERYTHING
Okay but the patio vibes are absolutely bringing it tonight
August 30, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Okay but the patio vibes are absolutely bringing it tonight
See, it would be so much funnier if I didn’t have an attentive partner who doesn’t take months to realize that I’ve put several cursed hand puppets into our shared online cart. And it would be so much BETTER if he didn’t purchase them, and then secretly bust them out during a funeral.
August 21, 2025 at 2:52 AM
See, it would be so much funnier if I didn’t have an attentive partner who doesn’t take months to realize that I’ve put several cursed hand puppets into our shared online cart. And it would be so much BETTER if he didn’t purchase them, and then secretly bust them out during a funeral.
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The only truly evil video game is Balan Wonderworld
August 14, 2025 at 12:46 AM
The only truly evil video game is Balan Wonderworld
needing to go to bed but stealing glances at a comfort rewatch episode of GBBO where both Jũrgen and Giuseppe are present all like
August 14, 2025 at 3:03 AM
needing to go to bed but stealing glances at a comfort rewatch episode of GBBO where both Jũrgen and Giuseppe are present all like
One of my friends and I went to a world-famous, unnamed chocolate store about twice a year for four years.
It wasn’t until we had been there at least half a dozen times that we realized the minis in the entrance were NOT freebies. We had just been tearing into them, like mints in a restaurant.
It wasn’t until we had been there at least half a dozen times that we realized the minis in the entrance were NOT freebies. We had just been tearing into them, like mints in a restaurant.
August 11, 2025 at 2:44 AM
One of my friends and I went to a world-famous, unnamed chocolate store about twice a year for four years.
It wasn’t until we had been there at least half a dozen times that we realized the minis in the entrance were NOT freebies. We had just been tearing into them, like mints in a restaurant.
It wasn’t until we had been there at least half a dozen times that we realized the minis in the entrance were NOT freebies. We had just been tearing into them, like mints in a restaurant.
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D&D Party: "This is gonna be a tough fight. We need to come up with a plan..."
The Wizard:
The Wizard:
July 29, 2025 at 5:55 AM
D&D Party: "This is gonna be a tough fight. We need to come up with a plan..."
The Wizard:
The Wizard:
was taking stock and writing labels for some clothing totes and my pen started running out of ink right when I was writing the word “bikinis”, making it look like a dying man’s hastily-scrawled cave message
July 31, 2025 at 2:33 AM
was taking stock and writing labels for some clothing totes and my pen started running out of ink right when I was writing the word “bikinis”, making it look like a dying man’s hastily-scrawled cave message
Me, smashing my toe beyond measure, immediately bursting into Bright Eyes mode:
🎵 This is the worst day of my life
🎵 Just slammed my foot right in the doorway 🎵
🎵 This is the worst day of my life
🎵 Just slammed my foot right in the doorway 🎵
July 29, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Me, smashing my toe beyond measure, immediately bursting into Bright Eyes mode:
🎵 This is the worst day of my life
🎵 Just slammed my foot right in the doorway 🎵
🎵 This is the worst day of my life
🎵 Just slammed my foot right in the doorway 🎵
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If I’m elected mayor crosswalks will buff pedestrians strength so much that they’ll be able to punch cars into orbit
July 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
If I’m elected mayor crosswalks will buff pedestrians strength so much that they’ll be able to punch cars into orbit
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Iowa Opens Emergency Cooling Stations For Mayo-Based Dishes
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theonion.com/iowa-op...
July 21, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Iowa Opens Emergency Cooling Stations For Mayo-Based Dishes
theonion.com/iowa-op...
theonion.com/iowa-op...
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Brennan Lee Mulligan’s Entire Life Revealed to Be Elaborate “Game Changer” Bit
Brennan Lee Mulligan's Entire Life Revealed to Be Elaborate "Game Changer" Bit
LOS ANGELES — Comedian Brennan Lee Mulligan’s entire upbringing and career were recently revealed to be part of one of Sam Reich’s trademark tricks for…
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July 19, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Brennan Lee Mulligan’s Entire Life Revealed to Be Elaborate “Game Changer” Bit
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Check out rooms if you need a place to sit or put stuff
July 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Check out rooms if you need a place to sit or put stuff
The death of a perfect pet - you know, “the one?” - is never something you get over.
It’s been a year and a half since my girl left. She liked being in water and playing fetch. She was a dog in a cat.
But last night, I dreamt I played fetch with her.
Today was brighter because of that.
It’s been a year and a half since my girl left. She liked being in water and playing fetch. She was a dog in a cat.
But last night, I dreamt I played fetch with her.
Today was brighter because of that.
July 12, 2025 at 12:48 AM
The death of a perfect pet - you know, “the one?” - is never something you get over.
It’s been a year and a half since my girl left. She liked being in water and playing fetch. She was a dog in a cat.
But last night, I dreamt I played fetch with her.
Today was brighter because of that.
It’s been a year and a half since my girl left. She liked being in water and playing fetch. She was a dog in a cat.
But last night, I dreamt I played fetch with her.
Today was brighter because of that.
My parents (divorced and estranged - this is relevant) and I have all agreed to do one thing to mess with my brother, who works in IT:
We’re all calling it Chat Gippity whenever we speak with him about AI stuff.
We’ll see how quickly it takes for him to break.
We’re all calling it Chat Gippity whenever we speak with him about AI stuff.
We’ll see how quickly it takes for him to break.
July 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
My parents (divorced and estranged - this is relevant) and I have all agreed to do one thing to mess with my brother, who works in IT:
We’re all calling it Chat Gippity whenever we speak with him about AI stuff.
We’ll see how quickly it takes for him to break.
We’re all calling it Chat Gippity whenever we speak with him about AI stuff.
We’ll see how quickly it takes for him to break.
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on the beach at night straight gatsbymaxxing
July 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
on the beach at night straight gatsbymaxxing
Now that I have a line of multiple scars going across me, does that mean I’m bisectional?
July 7, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Now that I have a line of multiple scars going across me, does that mean I’m bisectional?
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The entire Latino population in the U.S. is 65 million. She means all of us.
July 2, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The entire Latino population in the U.S. is 65 million. She means all of us.