It’s 100% Gollum

we are in our late thirties. never stop playing fun games with your friends

i mean, sure, we played doki doki literature club right after that because the universe evens out all things, but PARACHUTE GAMES

Thanks! It’s reversible and has attracted a butterfly in the last week. (I know it was the flowers and not the rug, but that’s where the little butterfly was chilling. Therefore, rug.)

RISE, MY FELLOW COZY WARRIORS. IT IS ALMOST TIME ONCE MORE.

Or it’s a dog or a turtle that’s a dog and you get WAY too attached

We probably only consumed a few hundred dollars each during our visits. But picture two girls, taste-testing chocolate in a tourist trap like we were sommeliers. “Mmm yes, this one is very good, but have you tried this?” (Proceeds to unwrap even more product that we didn’t pay for and gorge upon it)

HOLY SHIT THAT IS AMAZING

My idiotic mistake aside, I’m gonna say this was its moment, and I fumbled it harder than tripping over a rug and slamming face first into an opening door. I died doing what I loved RIP bury me between the mounds

It’s a salute. As in saluting the bikini in death.

What a totally hilarious way to go. Tombstone inscription: “We buried him between these cemetery mounds”

🫡👙