Spooky szn, shifting into soup mode and all that

Okay but the patio vibes are absolutely bringing it tonight

needing to go to bed but stealing glances at a comfort rewatch episode of GBBO where both Jũrgen and Giuseppe are present all like

IT'S ALL HAPPENING

GEE THANKS

It turns out when you go to a pride event and you get really warm and accidentally sweat off some of your temp tats, you go from being queer to a confused Mexican (which is perfect, because I am both)

Thank goodness I didn’t put a foot on some waffles, so my darling and incredible former stylist could absolutely crush the shot.

(The leaves are to create shadows.)

The funniest thing about working in a studio that styles food is that you might have days where you narrowly avoid stepping in an entire breakfast

I can finally come back to this platform in peace without reply guys blowing me up.

Here’s a recent photo. Someone gave me a free pretzel for talking with them, and it was a very good day.

Life can be boring, and I love that.

Frodo secretly finding out the value of Mithril:

Major props to my partner @doggedcontender.bsky.social for giving me an early Christmas present that made me wheeze laugh. “Nobody talk to me until I’ve smashed this mug against my fat ass like a bottle of champagne against a departing ship”

Hello hi yes. I am currently digitally shy. But fuck it, have this as proof that I am not a bot. I’ll be back…whenever.