J
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Retroactively creepy dream about a skyshow and aurora trendrils, reminiscing about the world diverging 13 years ago which isn’t true but feels like it, still not creepy at the time because I stole a cake with the perfect frosting ratio
November 21, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Retroactively creepy dream about a skyshow and aurora trendrils, reminiscing about the world diverging 13 years ago which isn’t true but feels like it, still not creepy at the time because I stole a cake with the perfect frosting ratio
I think if the guy in Misery had just chilled out things would’ve been fine
November 16, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I think if the guy in Misery had just chilled out things would’ve been fine
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Turns out most people don't really like being invaded
soooo my Chicagoans, has anyone else's neighborhood facebook group gone from desperately apolitical (regarding federal politics) to at least 40% about ICE/DHS activity and organizing against it? like it's hard to overstate this shift
October 13, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Turns out most people don't really like being invaded
I had a dream that the pillows from MyPillow were filled with Leberkäse and my friends and I had to open a pillow and eat some to see what kind of meat was in there
September 29, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I had a dream that the pillows from MyPillow were filled with Leberkäse and my friends and I had to open a pillow and eat some to see what kind of meat was in there
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The Non-Horny Wonderer has entered the chat.
September 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
The Non-Horny Wonderer has entered the chat.
I miss smoking weed because I’d be at the club like. Omg what is this. The perfect song? And it’s just Rock Me Amadeus again
September 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I miss smoking weed because I’d be at the club like. Omg what is this. The perfect song? And it’s just Rock Me Amadeus again
Thinking of her (1926 edition of The Diary of Samuel Pepys i saw at the printers row lit fair)
September 7, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Thinking of her (1926 edition of The Diary of Samuel Pepys i saw at the printers row lit fair)
This could be the ultimate yum yum chum moment
August 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
This could be the ultimate yum yum chum moment
I browsed an old bookmarks collection this week and some links go all the way back to the 2000s. Last time I browsed was in 2020 and most of the collection was intact. This time around, if the content isn’t paywalled, you need an account, you need ads, or the links are broken,
August 14, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I browsed an old bookmarks collection this week and some links go all the way back to the 2000s. Last time I browsed was in 2020 and most of the collection was intact. This time around, if the content isn’t paywalled, you need an account, you need ads, or the links are broken,
Firm doesn’t have a company WhatsApp so I’m messaging an out-of-country client from my account and acting like it’s the company WhatsApp. Not changing profile pic or bio
August 14, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Firm doesn’t have a company WhatsApp so I’m messaging an out-of-country client from my account and acting like it’s the company WhatsApp. Not changing profile pic or bio
I think people should be able to wear backpacks on public transit
August 12, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I think people should be able to wear backpacks on public transit
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trip hop saved my life
Life in the Cool Zone: the trip-hop radio station that never existed. Vibes for those who wander eternally after the millennium bug ended the world. Hand-curated, 60+ hours of classics and deep cuts alike. Updated interface here: https://smallrat.net/coolzone/
August 9, 2025 at 1:57 AM
trip hop saved my life
The craziest thing about people who have relationships with cars and roller coasters is that all of them cheat
August 9, 2025 at 3:45 AM
The craziest thing about people who have relationships with cars and roller coasters is that all of them cheat
Love living in Chicago. House festival free. ARC on my bus line. Need to get a haircut so I can talk to the hairdresser about drumcode
August 8, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Love living in Chicago. House festival free. ARC on my bus line. Need to get a haircut so I can talk to the hairdresser about drumcode
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listen I know you've gone 40 years having thoughts and articulating those thoughts with words. but that's all over now. we need you to use AI. if you don't use AI to say the same thing but with a computer, well...I'm talking about the skills of the future. you'll be left behind
August 7, 2025 at 8:32 PM
listen I know you've gone 40 years having thoughts and articulating those thoughts with words. but that's all over now. we need you to use AI. if you don't use AI to say the same thing but with a computer, well...I'm talking about the skills of the future. you'll be left behind
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Gosh I sure hope Aum Shinreikyo doesn't try and kill me with sarin gas at the Wisconsin State Fair
August 7, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Gosh I sure hope Aum Shinreikyo doesn't try and kill me with sarin gas at the Wisconsin State Fair
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Watching Eraserhead before having a child: my god what a harrowing vision of the fears of parenting realized
Watching Eraserhead after having a child: Henry just pick the fucking baby up. Pick it up and walk it around. Jesus christ.
Watching Eraserhead after having a child: Henry just pick the fucking baby up. Pick it up and walk it around. Jesus christ.
August 3, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Watching Eraserhead before having a child: my god what a harrowing vision of the fears of parenting realized
Watching Eraserhead after having a child: Henry just pick the fucking baby up. Pick it up and walk it around. Jesus christ.
Watching Eraserhead after having a child: Henry just pick the fucking baby up. Pick it up and walk it around. Jesus christ.
Anyone else think the Charlie Bucket grandparents soup looked good af
July 28, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Anyone else think the Charlie Bucket grandparents soup looked good af
The suspicious sudden ubiquity of the Coldplay cheaters can only mean it’s a psy opp to encourage ending no-fault divorce on a federal level since no-fault is in conflict with prenuptial infidelity clauses
July 24, 2025 at 6:50 PM
The suspicious sudden ubiquity of the Coldplay cheaters can only mean it’s a psy opp to encourage ending no-fault divorce on a federal level since no-fault is in conflict with prenuptial infidelity clauses
Indoor smoking sex was so good but I’m baffled by the concept of indoor vape sex. Cigarettes are so eroticized inherently and in mass media. I can’t comprehend an erotic vape.
July 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Indoor smoking sex was so good but I’m baffled by the concept of indoor vape sex. Cigarettes are so eroticized inherently and in mass media. I can’t comprehend an erotic vape.
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"going on the computer" - you are locked in. engaged. reading and clicking on websites. chatting.
"using my phone" "watching the ipad" "screen time" "doomscrolling" - you are passive. bored but also not relaxing. overwhelming your brain with stimuli.
i am so RETVRN about going on the computer.
"using my phone" "watching the ipad" "screen time" "doomscrolling" - you are passive. bored but also not relaxing. overwhelming your brain with stimuli.
i am so RETVRN about going on the computer.
July 17, 2025 at 6:12 PM
"going on the computer" - you are locked in. engaged. reading and clicking on websites. chatting.
"using my phone" "watching the ipad" "screen time" "doomscrolling" - you are passive. bored but also not relaxing. overwhelming your brain with stimuli.
i am so RETVRN about going on the computer.
"using my phone" "watching the ipad" "screen time" "doomscrolling" - you are passive. bored but also not relaxing. overwhelming your brain with stimuli.
i am so RETVRN about going on the computer.
They should make an account called Cars Behaving Normally to soothe you after you watch car accident videos
July 17, 2025 at 2:33 PM
They should make an account called Cars Behaving Normally to soothe you after you watch car accident videos
Really weird that there are certain days where your c section scar feels a little itchy and fucked up
July 12, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Really weird that there are certain days where your c section scar feels a little itchy and fucked up