stapleniceworms
@stapletapeworms.bsky.social
Turn vivid memories into fantasies
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She/they
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Gordon Ramsey at the poop restaurant: auhhh...what the fuck is that? Frozen turds? Fuck me...your customers deserve fresh local poop
November 15, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Gordon Ramsey at the poop restaurant: auhhh...what the fuck is that? Frozen turds? Fuck me...your customers deserve fresh local poop
2006 Ford Fusion Pedophile Rodney Dangerfield: I'm not even in Jeff's black book, but I'm 3000$ on Kelley Blue Book! Moderate amount of respect!
November 13, 2025 at 4:28 AM
2006 Ford Fusion Pedophile Rodney Dangerfield: I'm not even in Jeff's black book, but I'm 3000$ on Kelley Blue Book! Moderate amount of respect!
"FOOD NOT BOMBS"? well, to Pac-man, the median American voter, those are the same thing
November 13, 2025 at 4:24 AM
"FOOD NOT BOMBS"? well, to Pac-man, the median American voter, those are the same thing
I think I'm Acephobic Ventura
November 13, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I think I'm Acephobic Ventura
This is so frustrating, why is this only an option for APAC? We don't have enough product to run the event in the US! Did WOTC expect stores to stockpile boxes of FF in anticipation of an event we didn't know about until a month ago?
November 12, 2025 at 10:43 PM
This is so frustrating, why is this only an option for APAC? We don't have enough product to run the event in the US! Did WOTC expect stores to stockpile boxes of FF in anticipation of an event we didn't know about until a month ago?
Me please :3c
November 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Me please :3c
Gen Alpha States Rights Enthusiast Rodney Dangerfield: I was so late to 6-7, it was already 9-12. Talk about a Three-Fifths Compromise!
November 11, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Gen Alpha States Rights Enthusiast Rodney Dangerfield: I was so late to 6-7, it was already 9-12. Talk about a Three-Fifths Compromise!
No one wants to hear that if you're a puppy girl and get old, nobody will adopt you. Nobody is at the pound looking for grown dog women. It is my cross to bear...
November 11, 2025 at 12:03 AM
No one wants to hear that if you're a puppy girl and get old, nobody will adopt you. Nobody is at the pound looking for grown dog women. It is my cross to bear...
At a certain point you have to stop trying to kick the football when you know they're going to pull it away cuz its never going to be a surprise time where they let you kick the football
November 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
At a certain point you have to stop trying to kick the football when you know they're going to pull it away cuz its never going to be a surprise time where they let you kick the football
Just got mildly hate crimed, its been so long since that's happened. Refreshing
November 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Just got mildly hate crimed, its been so long since that's happened. Refreshing
at what point do the things our taxes subsidize become a tipping point for more people? we can't provide food or healthcare or housing or transportation or infrastructure or education but we can bail out AI and bomb children.
“OpenAI is getting ready to run hat in hand to the taxpayer for subsidies.” After losing more than $13 billion this year, OpenAI officials are angling for a bailout. From @ryanlcooper.com:
trib.al/CUazMCQ
trib.al/CUazMCQ
OpenAI Is Maneuvering for a Government Bailout - The American Prospect
For artificial intelligence to ever pencil out, some truly enormous revenue streams will be required. And if you need trillions of dollars for data centers forever, there’s only one entity to turn to: Uncle Sam.
trib.al
November 9, 2025 at 4:19 AM
at what point do the things our taxes subsidize become a tipping point for more people? we can't provide food or healthcare or housing or transportation or infrastructure or education but we can bail out AI and bomb children.
I'm moving like Number 41: Bagooska the Terrible Tapir
November 5, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I'm moving like Number 41: Bagooska the Terrible Tapir
Reposted by stapleniceworms
Reposted by stapleniceworms
It's real
November 1, 2025 at 4:46 PM
It's real
Imagining smash bros falcon going hands off my COCK
October 31, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Imagining smash bros falcon going hands off my COCK
only talking about chris-chan because i got some stupid f*g cosplaying her on my instagram feed and that shit pissed me off. would it be funny if i cosplayed as Brandon Teena? absolutely not. but for some reason when a trans woman is a victim its funny and quirky to make it part of your personality
October 31, 2025 at 4:49 AM
only talking about chris-chan because i got some stupid f*g cosplaying her on my instagram feed and that shit pissed me off. would it be funny if i cosplayed as Brandon Teena? absolutely not. but for some reason when a trans woman is a victim its funny and quirky to make it part of your personality
the reality of chris-chan is that she is a deeply unwell person who spent her entire life being stalked and harassed and abused by her family and made a lot of bad choices because of it. the same thing could happen to pretty much any deeply mentally unwell person if put under the same scrutiny
October 31, 2025 at 4:45 AM
the reality of chris-chan is that she is a deeply unwell person who spent her entire life being stalked and harassed and abused by her family and made a lot of bad choices because of it. the same thing could happen to pretty much any deeply mentally unwell person if put under the same scrutiny
i've also only seen one type of person 'cosplay' as chris-chan and i have to say it seems like a very bizarre contradiction. on the one hand if you're that obsessed with her you no doubt think she is a pedophile and an abuser rather than a victim, which, if believed, why are you dressing up as that
October 31, 2025 at 4:43 AM
i've also only seen one type of person 'cosplay' as chris-chan and i have to say it seems like a very bizarre contradiction. on the one hand if you're that obsessed with her you no doubt think she is a pedophile and an abuser rather than a victim, which, if believed, why are you dressing up as that
i've only ever met one type of person obsessed with chris-chan and they're not good
October 31, 2025 at 4:41 AM
i've only ever met one type of person obsessed with chris-chan and they're not good
smoking on that shit that made ghetto smosh
October 31, 2025 at 4:36 AM
smoking on that shit that made ghetto smosh
hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby
BRUTAL- NYT makes it clear Xi played Trump, letting him claim victory even though he just “restored the status quo” (getting 🇨🇳 to purchase fewer soybeans than last year)
“Xi projected the confidence of a powerful leader who could make Washington blink”
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/30/w...
“Xi projected the confidence of a powerful leader who could make Washington blink”
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/30/w...
October 31, 2025 at 4:35 AM
hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby
dime bag of cheese
October 28, 2025 at 11:24 PM
dime bag of cheese
Apparently ive missed some crazy baseball in the last 45 minutes huh
October 28, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Apparently ive missed some crazy baseball in the last 45 minutes huh