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evil AND gay???
(He/She/they)
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cleaning out old files and came across a photoshop document i have no recollection of making
April 21, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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if there's one thing Evangelical Christians know it's that having the state execute a beloved dissident always stops that dissident's message from spreading so yeah seeking the death penalty for Luigi Mangione seems smart
April 1, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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i got suspended on twitter its over
October 6, 2023 at 8:21 PM
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Woman goes to doctor. Says she's depressed. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Pagliacci is in town tonight. I hear her pussy is crazy. That should pick you up." Woman bursts into tears, and pulls out the fattest cock anyone has ever seen. "But doctor... I am Pagliacci Clownpussy."
July 31, 2023 at 6:38 PM
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July 24, 2023 at 7:23 PM
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if the republican debate doesn’t ask the candidates about gooning and their thoughts on gooncaves the debates will be useless
July 24, 2023 at 5:17 PM
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July 22, 2023 at 7:47 PM
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just spoke with the mods... they said theyre adding DMs on this web site as soon as they get one user who people actually want to talk to
July 22, 2023 at 6:33 PM
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July 18, 2023 at 3:59 AM
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when you’re a kaiju at work and you dissociate for a sec
May 29, 2023 at 3:06 AM
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Every screenshot of Threads I've seen is basically

𝐇𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐳
who getting they ketch upped??
8,729 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘴 · 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘞𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘍𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘉𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘊𝘰𝘴𝘣𝘺
July 6, 2023 at 8:23 PM
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how did it take me so long to see this
July 6, 2023 at 6:39 PM
Reconnecting with my Twitter mutuals
July 4, 2023 at 1:41 AM
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@ the bluesky staff
July 3, 2023 at 6:15 PM
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>open reddit app
"oh yeah that doesn't work anymore"
>open twitter app
"oh yeah"
>open bluesky app
July 4, 2023 at 12:00 AM
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reskeet to scare a mod
July 2, 2023 at 5:22 PM
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I'm sincereposting. I'm cringemaxxing. nicepilled. going sweetie mode. friendcore
July 2, 2023 at 2:31 PM
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I don’t want to go back to therapy so I’m just going to up the number of times I say “that’s showbiz” each day
July 2, 2023 at 12:39 PM
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midwesterners love having catchphrases. in the winter we say “it’s only cold because of the wind” and in the summer “we really needed this rain”. we’re like wise sages
July 2, 2023 at 1:43 PM
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repost if you’re a dumb slut
July 2, 2023 at 3:08 AM
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𝒻𝑒𝓃𝓉𝒶𝓃𝓎𝓁 𝒶𝓉 𝒶 𝒸𝑜𝓅
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July 2, 2023 at 1:35 AM
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attention new bluesky users:
July 1, 2023 at 10:30 PM