Heidibide
@heidibide.bsky.social
Huh. I wonder how that got there.
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Heidibide
@heidibide.bsky.social
· Nov 22
I don’t remember posting any of that. ⬇️⬇️⬇️
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“we need to be nicer to men” bro they didn’t let women have their own credit cards til 50 years ago
November 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
“we need to be nicer to men” bro they didn’t let women have their own credit cards til 50 years ago
I am sooooo the person who hates a no-punctuation post…. Help me understand you by using commas! And then I didn’t.
You can lick the crème center out of my Oreo am I doing this right?
You can butter my toast.
November 24, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I am sooooo the person who hates a no-punctuation post…. Help me understand you by using commas! And then I didn’t.
You can lick the crème center out of my Oreo am I doing this right?
You can butter my toast.
You can season my fajitas
November 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
You can lick the crème center out of my Oreo am I doing this right?
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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
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Stolen from Emily with love
November 20, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Stolen from Emily with love
I like my men like I like
My toilet paper
strong, yet soft
My toilet paper
strong, yet soft
I like my men like I like
Mike’s Lemonade
Hard
Mike’s Lemonade
Hard
I like my women like I like my corn
Creamed
Creamed
November 20, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I like my men like I like
My toilet paper
strong, yet soft
My toilet paper
strong, yet soft
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Remember, this is not just about sticking it to Trump or seeing how Republicans voted. This about real people. I was in a meeting with Rep Ayanna Pressley (MA-07) today and she said the survivors told her “we are the Epstein Files and we want to be released.” THAT’S what this is about.
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November 19, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Remember, this is not just about sticking it to Trump or seeing how Republicans voted. This about real people. I was in a meeting with Rep Ayanna Pressley (MA-07) today and she said the survivors told her “we are the Epstein Files and we want to be released.” THAT’S what this is about.
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What’s the worst of it all?
Seriously tho, why does Buttercup build me up just to let me down? Followed of course by messing me around.
November 19, 2025 at 4:38 AM
What’s the worst of it all?
I feel like this is my life story, almost in order
November 19, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I feel like this is my life story, almost in order
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It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
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Don't worry about the Epstein files getting redacted
These guys reliably do sloppy, shitty work, so we'll be able to piece together enough to know what's in there
These guys reliably do sloppy, shitty work, so we'll be able to piece together enough to know what's in there
November 18, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Don't worry about the Epstein files getting redacted
These guys reliably do sloppy, shitty work, so we'll be able to piece together enough to know what's in there
These guys reliably do sloppy, shitty work, so we'll be able to piece together enough to know what's in there
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This morning on NPR a reporter referred to the exploited children in the Jeffrey Epstein case as "underage women."
In other situations, where young boys have been exploited, I don't think I have ever once heard those children referred to as "underage men."
In other situations, where young boys have been exploited, I don't think I have ever once heard those children referred to as "underage men."
November 19, 2025 at 2:21 AM
This morning on NPR a reporter referred to the exploited children in the Jeffrey Epstein case as "underage women."
In other situations, where young boys have been exploited, I don't think I have ever once heard those children referred to as "underage men."
In other situations, where young boys have been exploited, I don't think I have ever once heard those children referred to as "underage men."
If God says it, it must be true.
UPDATE:
MTG still going to Hell.
MTG still going to Hell.
November 18, 2025 at 3:35 AM
If God says it, it must be true.
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UPDATE:
MTG still going to Hell.
MTG still going to Hell.
November 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
UPDATE:
MTG still going to Hell.
MTG still going to Hell.
My vibe is like, “She says, come here little boy, gonna put my pussy right on your face…”
My vibe is like “ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.”
“Leave or get embarrassingly kicked out”
November 18, 2025 at 3:30 AM
My vibe is like, “She says, come here little boy, gonna put my pussy right on your face…”
My vibe is like, “you’ve got your hair slicked back and those… wayfarers on, baby”
My vibe is like “ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.”
“Leave or get embarrassingly kicked out”
November 18, 2025 at 3:27 AM
My vibe is like, “you’ve got your hair slicked back and those… wayfarers on, baby”
My vibe is like, “…for the great relief of havin’ you to talk to”
November 18, 2025 at 3:25 AM
My vibe is like, “…for the great relief of havin’ you to talk to”
My vibe is like, “it’s 3am I must be lonely…”
My vibe is like “ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.”
“Leave or get embarrassingly kicked out”
November 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM
My vibe is like, “it’s 3am I must be lonely…”
My vibe is like, “you can check out any time you’d like, but you can never leave”
My vibe is like “ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.”
“Leave or get embarrassingly kicked out”
November 18, 2025 at 3:21 AM
My vibe is like, “you can check out any time you’d like, but you can never leave”
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How does no one get that A) they are not talking about a literal blow job, they are talking about being a sycophant, and B) Bubba is not Bill Clinton, it is literally a guy named Bubba?
November 16, 2025 at 11:14 PM
How does no one get that A) they are not talking about a literal blow job, they are talking about being a sycophant, and B) Bubba is not Bill Clinton, it is literally a guy named Bubba?
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How many of you feel this in your soul, like I do?
November 16, 2025 at 11:12 PM
How many of you feel this in your soul, like I do?
I feel like I am constantly asking, “Who’s that trip-trapping…?!”
I figure in a few years I’ll be guarding a bridge and asking my riddles three…
November 17, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I feel like I am constantly asking, “Who’s that trip-trapping…?!”
How does no one get that A) they are not talking about a literal blow job, they are talking about being a sycophant, and B) Bubba is not Bill Clinton, it is literally a guy named Bubba?
November 16, 2025 at 11:14 PM
How does no one get that A) they are not talking about a literal blow job, they are talking about being a sycophant, and B) Bubba is not Bill Clinton, it is literally a guy named Bubba?
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If you're not part of the problem, you're the whole problem.
November 16, 2025 at 10:37 PM
If you're not part of the problem, you're the whole problem.