@wbyeets.bsky.social
Avatar is from “Wake and Sea” by Corey Arnold
I like my women like l like my straws
Bendy
Bendy
I like my men like I like my famous old geysers
Faithful
Faithful
I like my men like I like Abraham Lincoln
Honest
Honest
November 20, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I like my women like l like my straws
Bendy
Bendy
Slip n Slide taste on a Glad bag budget
Heinz taste on a Hunt’s budget
Omakase taste on a sardine budget
November 20, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Slip n Slide taste on a Glad bag budget
Omakase taste on a sardine budget
Benadryl taste on a Wal-dryl budget
Oreo taste on a Hydrox budget
November 20, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Omakase taste on a sardine budget
I like my women like I like my fade
High and tight
High and tight
I like my men like I like
Mike’s Lemonade
Hard
Mike’s Lemonade
Hard
I like my women like I like my corn
Creamed
Creamed
November 20, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I like my women like I like my fade
High and tight
High and tight
I like my women like I like my corn
Creamed
Creamed
I like my men like I like my sea salt
Dead
Dead
I like my men like I like ghosts
Invisible
Invisible
November 20, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I like my women like I like my corn
Creamed
Creamed
What should I wear for an evening of eating out?
What’s the serving size for dick?
November 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
What should I wear for an evening of eating out?
The sommelier said I wasn’t a vintage worth sampling, do you think that’s an aloofemism?
The lawyer said he wanted me to show him my "evidence," do you think that's a proofemism?
November 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
The sommelier said I wasn’t a vintage worth sampling, do you think that’s an aloofemism?
I’d think about getting pegged if it wasn’t for the penetration
I’d think about being a lesbian if it wasn’t for the box-licking
November 9, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I’d think about getting pegged if it wasn’t for the penetration
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🎶 "Well I saw one Mr Lon Chaney yes he was walking he was gallivanting with the Queen and her retinue yes and I wondered whether their bodies were in a performance a stark imitation of the Werewolf of London." 🎶
Warren Zevon’s “Werewolves of London” by James Joyce
1 The shaggy, hunched Werewolf of London stalked the Soho street in the rain, carrying in his left hand a neatly folded Chinese menu pale as birch ...
buff.ly
October 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
🎶 "Well I saw one Mr Lon Chaney yes he was walking he was gallivanting with the Queen and her retinue yes and I wondered whether their bodies were in a performance a stark imitation of the Werewolf of London." 🎶
Pop Cocks
Pork Peppermint Patties
Change one letter, ruin a candy
Tit Kat
Tit Kat
October 30, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Pop Cocks
Change one letter, ruin a candy
On Henry!
On Henry!
Change one letter, ruin a candy
Tit Kat
Tit Kat
change one letter, ruin a candy
Knickers
Knickers
October 30, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Change one letter, ruin a candy
On Henry!
On Henry!
George Santos promises to return all the money if the game just ends
October 28, 2025 at 6:36 AM
George Santos promises to return all the money if the game just ends
Podcast where GenX lawyers discuss their favorite bands: Love and Dockets.
October 28, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Podcast where GenX lawyers discuss their favorite bands: Love and Dockets.
M. Night Shyamylanta’s antacid for after
Quentin TaranTotino’s Pizza Rolls
October 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
M. Night Shyamylanta’s antacid for after
Francis Ford Capocollopola’s cured meats
Quentin TaranTotino’s Pizza Rolls
October 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Francis Ford Capocollopola’s cured meats
🎶Return of the Mack(inac Island tourists)🎶
🎶Return of the Mack(rib)🎶
October 24, 2025 at 7:02 PM
🎶Return of the Mack(inac Island tourists)🎶
What’s wrong, babe? You’ve hardly touched your sexy bananas.
October 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
What’s wrong, babe? You’ve hardly touched your sexy bananas.
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I said nothing, and tried to think nothing.
October 16, 2025 at 6:47 AM
I said nothing, and tried to think nothing.
“Yeah, reverse cowgirl is my favorite, too”
October 12, 2025 at 5:21 AM
“Yeah, reverse cowgirl is my favorite, too”
Mash up bands:
Fleetwood Mouse
Fleetwood Mouse
October 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Mash up bands:
Fleetwood Mouse
Fleetwood Mouse
When things are stupid, I decompress by watching “The Boondock Taints”
Jesus Christ of Latter Day Taints is this anything (besides stupid?)
October 11, 2025 at 10:14 PM
When things are stupid, I decompress by watching “The Boondock Taints”
Moosky for dairy farmers
Accruesky for investors
October 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Moosky for dairy farmers
Reposted
Reposted
I try to build my life around things that are permanent and meaningful exactly for times like this moment in history. I plan to lean into them now more than ever. Nature, my friends, kindness, doing service, love, making art. Those give life balance and comfort, through anything.
July 3, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I try to build my life around things that are permanent and meaningful exactly for times like this moment in history. I plan to lean into them now more than ever. Nature, my friends, kindness, doing service, love, making art. Those give life balance and comfort, through anything.