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I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I approve this message.
January 31, 2026 at 4:53 PM
I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I approve this message.
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January 31, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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Every single time I spray my face, use the bathrobe I bought instead of a muumuu, put extra face treatments on the backs of my hands, see online drama she would have dm'd me about, hear the names of any of her kids, send Christmas cards. She is so missed.
January 31, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Every single time I spray my face, use the bathrobe I bought instead of a muumuu, put extra face treatments on the backs of my hands, see online drama she would have dm'd me about, hear the names of any of her kids, send Christmas cards. She is so missed.
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Not to get political, but America is very pretty and has a lot of nice folks making cool things, and I think if we had a president who wasn’t actively trying to murder us, we could have a pretty good time
January 30, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Not to get political, but America is very pretty and has a lot of nice folks making cool things, and I think if we had a president who wasn’t actively trying to murder us, we could have a pretty good time
WHY ARE WE SO PLAGUED. WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE. HOW CAN WE APPEASE THE PF GODS.
January 31, 2026 at 3:10 AM
WHY ARE WE SO PLAGUED. WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE. HOW CAN WE APPEASE THE PF GODS.
I hit "like" for the reply but you know I DO NOT LIKE for you <3
January 31, 2026 at 3:10 AM
I hit "like" for the reply but you know I DO NOT LIKE for you <3
Anyway now I feel dumb asking for input. Also: my heel hurts. Also: WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE IF EVEN DR. G00GLE CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING SCARY
January 31, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Anyway now I feel dumb asking for input. Also: my heel hurts. Also: WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE IF EVEN DR. G00GLE CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING SCARY
I have something I have been ASSUMING was plantar fasciitis, because the symptoms matched so perfectly and it was one of the only situations where I did not search online for a medical situation and find "IT'S PROBABLY FATAL." But it's been well over three months, and still it gets better and worse.
January 31, 2026 at 2:31 AM
I have something I have been ASSUMING was plantar fasciitis, because the symptoms matched so perfectly and it was one of the only situations where I did not search online for a medical situation and find "IT'S PROBABLY FATAL." But it's been well over three months, and still it gets better and worse.
Oh god I just saw an AI portrait in an obituary. NOBODY WANTS THIS, PLEASE TAKE THIS AWAY FROM HUMANITY
January 30, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Oh god I just saw an AI portrait in an obituary. NOBODY WANTS THIS, PLEASE TAKE THIS AWAY FROM HUMANITY
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He is doing such a good job!!
January 30, 2026 at 9:40 PM
He is doing such a good job!!
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These agencies are a direct, ongoing threat to the freedom, safety, and welfare of every person who lives in this country. That's it. They have to go. "But what about--" sorry we'll figure that out later. Everything is secondary to ending fascist goon squads
January 30, 2026 at 1:43 AM
These agencies are a direct, ongoing threat to the freedom, safety, and welfare of every person who lives in this country. That's it. They have to go. "But what about--" sorry we'll figure that out later. Everything is secondary to ending fascist goon squads
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This is how authoritarian narratives work you smear the victim, praise the armed agent, and ignore the killing. No video justifies an execution. No insult erases due process. This is propaganda, not accountability.
January 30, 2026 at 12:14 PM
This is how authoritarian narratives work you smear the victim, praise the armed agent, and ignore the killing. No video justifies an execution. No insult erases due process. This is propaganda, not accountability.
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i have never felt less inclined to donate to political campaigns in my entire adult life
January 30, 2026 at 12:23 AM
i have never felt less inclined to donate to political campaigns in my entire adult life
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How? How do you double-check the accuracy, if you're not already an expert? Ask a different GenAI? Or do you, you know... Have to go and do the research you would have done anyway, pre-AI? Because I'm buggered if I can think of how you do that in a way where the GenAI saved you time.
January 28, 2026 at 1:12 PM
How? How do you double-check the accuracy, if you're not already an expert? Ask a different GenAI? Or do you, you know... Have to go and do the research you would have done anyway, pre-AI? Because I'm buggered if I can think of how you do that in a way where the GenAI saved you time.
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"Hi, everyone. I know things are hectic as heck right now, but please be sure to fill out your timesheets every Friday by 5 p.m. Central. I can’t pay you unless I know your hours. Please also try to be accurate."
I Am the Payroll Accountant for Professional Protestors in Minnesota, and I Am Swamped
“House Majority Whip Tom Emmer, R-Minn., slammed Minnesota state leaders after anti-Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agitators disrupted a...
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January 25, 2026 at 3:00 PM
"Hi, everyone. I know things are hectic as heck right now, but please be sure to fill out your timesheets every Friday by 5 p.m. Central. I can’t pay you unless I know your hours. Please also try to be accurate."
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Who bears the liability for the damage an AI agent like Gemini does in the world? Is it the billionaires and fancy companies who released this tech into the wild without understanding how it operates, who stole heedlessly to create it, and who derive the profits from it? Or is it you, the consumer?
January 28, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Who bears the liability for the damage an AI agent like Gemini does in the world? Is it the billionaires and fancy companies who released this tech into the wild without understanding how it operates, who stole heedlessly to create it, and who derive the profits from it? Or is it you, the consumer?
YES. Yes. I need deep-sea valentines I can pass around to my coworkers without worrying about...starting something. Perhaps in a future year!
January 28, 2026 at 2:02 AM
YES. Yes. I need deep-sea valentines I can pass around to my coworkers without worrying about...starting something. Perhaps in a future year!
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It's not quite the most pressing issue at the moment, but the American people absolutely have a right to know the names of the federal officials who shot and killed a man peacefully protesting, who was on his knees, prone in the street when they shot him in the back.
January 27, 2026 at 1:58 PM
It's not quite the most pressing issue at the moment, but the American people absolutely have a right to know the names of the federal officials who shot and killed a man peacefully protesting, who was on his knees, prone in the street when they shot him in the back.
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This is a wonderful article, it's funny and silly and incredibly clear about the subversiveness of absurdity. Please read it.
“The very first rubber dick to touch government-issued leather boots triggered a full-blown chemical weapons response.”
THE DILDO DISTRIBUTION DELEGATION
The revolution did not arrive with speeches, pamphlets, or a carefully moderated Zoom call about optics.
www.closertotheedge.net
January 27, 2026 at 12:37 PM
This is a wonderful article, it's funny and silly and incredibly clear about the subversiveness of absurdity. Please read it.
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A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
January 25, 2026 at 12:28 PM
A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
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You could actually structure your moral code around the idea that law enforcement doesn't exist to execute people. You don't have to create perfect victim narratives, you can just refuse to accept that the state gets to kill people.
January 24, 2026 at 9:22 PM
You could actually structure your moral code around the idea that law enforcement doesn't exist to execute people. You don't have to create perfect victim narratives, you can just refuse to accept that the state gets to kill people.
Drama queen there on the right
January 23, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Drama queen there on the right
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Kill a mother in cold blood, kidnap the cutest little kid I have seen all week in a fucking pokemon hat, the cutest possible hat, then arrest a bunch of clergy members?! Of multiple kinds of faith practices? Do they have a comeuppance kink or something? like wtf do they think is going to happen??
January 23, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Kill a mother in cold blood, kidnap the cutest little kid I have seen all week in a fucking pokemon hat, the cutest possible hat, then arrest a bunch of clergy members?! Of multiple kinds of faith practices? Do they have a comeuppance kink or something? like wtf do they think is going to happen??