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twitter? i barely know 'er
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October 6, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over!

Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂
January 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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i'm mostly not out here just to repost memes, but this is in fact a photograph of me soooo
April 29, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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yeah i’m poly, poly gonna leak some war plans
March 25, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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INVENTOR OF THE LETTER Q:

yea but we're gonna make this one hella codependent
March 17, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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“Traversal-resistant file APIs” by Damien Neil — go.dev/blog/osroot

#golang
Traversal-resistant file APIs - The Go Programming Language
New file access APIs in Go 1.24.
go.dev
March 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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AOL warned us of the dangers of logging on. It would play for us the screams of the damned. But we didn’t listen. We didn’t listen.
February 27, 2025 at 10:14 AM
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framework customer support needed a vid showing that my laptop crashes when jostled
February 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Surrendering our ability to think and do research to large language models is stupid as shit
Formerly all of these models were useless for my work because 1) hallucinations made them dangerous and you couldn’t trace the origins of a “fact”. Also they weren’t current. But you can now ask for citations for everything with links as it crawls the web and it’s an insanely powerful search tool.
February 19, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Where is the civic disaster dashboard is I guess what I’m saying? There is a *ton* of fantastic specialist reporting on every issue but the mechanics are what matter and they’re buried in the flood. I don’t want to know “what happened today,” I want to see the whole board.
Like I negative-care about the contents of some brainrot motherfucker declaiming, I need a place to understand which engine parts are in full failure and what the options and outcomes look like.
February 4, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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I need a single webpage that lists out everything with links to relevant coverage but don’t know if anyone has assembled such a thing.
February 16, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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emotionally available clown posse
September 17, 2024 at 5:33 PM
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Now the whole country gets the experience of what it's like when private equity buys the place you work
February 4, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Economic policy more like "Stop The Steel" lmao RT for a chance at salvation after death
February 4, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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DeepSeek hot take: The emperor still has no clothes, but it's very distressing to the emperor that their non-clothes can be made so much more cheaply.
January 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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If I ever found a catfish was using one of my photos I'd be like wow lil buddy let's get you back in the water
January 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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(shoving my stamp collection in a wheelie bin) I hope the council takes good care of this
January 20, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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heard tik tok shut down i hope ke$ha is ok
January 19, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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The amateur poster panics and rushes to clarify his original post when the replies begin misconstruing it. Whereas the veteran does nothing because he is already working on his next post. His enemies are forever arguing with the wind
December 31, 2024 at 3:00 AM
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“try to avoid snacking after dinner” okay then I will starve to death in the night. and it will be your fault
August 24, 2024 at 7:06 PM