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this is funny in the same way as it would be funny to find that your melanoma had formed a perfect image of Nicolas Cage
February 7, 2026 at 9:20 AM
this is funny in the same way as it would be funny to find that your melanoma had formed a perfect image of Nicolas Cage
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adding social features to our websites
will accelerate atproto adoption faster than
building pure atproto apps
will accelerate atproto adoption faster than
building pure atproto apps
January 30, 2026 at 7:59 PM
adding social features to our websites
will accelerate atproto adoption faster than
building pure atproto apps
will accelerate atproto adoption faster than
building pure atproto apps
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Suspiciously asking my wife who's funding her anytime she criticizes me
January 17, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Suspiciously asking my wife who's funding her anytime she criticizes me
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The increasingly common habit of screenshotting the AI summary of a Google search and presenting it as evidence must be nipped in the bud immediately. That is nothing. That is not anything, it is not a thing.
January 13, 2026 at 3:13 AM
The increasingly common habit of screenshotting the AI summary of a Google search and presenting it as evidence must be nipped in the bud immediately. That is nothing. That is not anything, it is not a thing.
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Insisting that the plural of “Lego” is “Legolas”
December 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Insisting that the plural of “Lego” is “Legolas”
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man I love avocados but I really wish they weren't so hard to cut
December 22, 2025 at 1:41 AM
man I love avocados but I really wish they weren't so hard to cut
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Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over!
Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂
Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂
January 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over!
Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂
Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂
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i'm mostly not out here just to repost memes, but this is in fact a photograph of me soooo
April 29, 2025 at 8:54 PM
i'm mostly not out here just to repost memes, but this is in fact a photograph of me soooo
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yeah i’m poly, poly gonna leak some war plans
March 25, 2025 at 3:54 PM
yeah i’m poly, poly gonna leak some war plans
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INVENTOR OF THE LETTER Q:
yea but we're gonna make this one hella codependent
yea but we're gonna make this one hella codependent
March 17, 2025 at 11:01 PM
INVENTOR OF THE LETTER Q:
yea but we're gonna make this one hella codependent
yea but we're gonna make this one hella codependent
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Traversal-resistant file APIs - The Go Programming Language
New file access APIs in Go 1.24.
go.dev
March 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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AOL warned us of the dangers of logging on. It would play for us the screams of the damned. But we didn’t listen. We didn’t listen.
February 27, 2025 at 10:14 AM
AOL warned us of the dangers of logging on. It would play for us the screams of the damned. But we didn’t listen. We didn’t listen.
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framework customer support needed a vid showing that my laptop crashes when jostled
February 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
framework customer support needed a vid showing that my laptop crashes when jostled
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Surrendering our ability to think and do research to large language models is stupid as shit
Formerly all of these models were useless for my work because 1) hallucinations made them dangerous and you couldn’t trace the origins of a “fact”. Also they weren’t current. But you can now ask for citations for everything with links as it crawls the web and it’s an insanely powerful search tool.
February 19, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Surrendering our ability to think and do research to large language models is stupid as shit
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Where is the civic disaster dashboard is I guess what I’m saying? There is a *ton* of fantastic specialist reporting on every issue but the mechanics are what matter and they’re buried in the flood. I don’t want to know “what happened today,” I want to see the whole board.
Like I negative-care about the contents of some brainrot motherfucker declaiming, I need a place to understand which engine parts are in full failure and what the options and outcomes look like.
February 4, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Where is the civic disaster dashboard is I guess what I’m saying? There is a *ton* of fantastic specialist reporting on every issue but the mechanics are what matter and they’re buried in the flood. I don’t want to know “what happened today,” I want to see the whole board.
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I need a single webpage that lists out everything with links to relevant coverage but don’t know if anyone has assembled such a thing.
February 16, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I need a single webpage that lists out everything with links to relevant coverage but don’t know if anyone has assembled such a thing.
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emotionally available clown posse
September 17, 2024 at 5:33 PM
emotionally available clown posse
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Now the whole country gets the experience of what it's like when private equity buys the place you work
February 4, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Now the whole country gets the experience of what it's like when private equity buys the place you work
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Economic policy more like "Stop The Steel" lmao RT for a chance at salvation after death
February 4, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Economic policy more like "Stop The Steel" lmao RT for a chance at salvation after death