hayhuey.bsky.social
@hayhuey.bsky.social
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A Snoop Dogg CD works really well to scrape dog shit off of the sidewalk.

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January 19, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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I’m sad.
January 19, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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it's always morally correct to have tomato soup and a grilled cheese
December 11, 2024 at 2:54 AM
Why am I a 37 year old woman obsessed w watching Kai 😂😂
November 28, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Why do interviews feel like first dates
November 27, 2024 at 1:04 AM
Salad and spaghetti are two things I can’t ever seem to accurately measure when I make it
November 27, 2024 at 1:03 AM
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[eating the butt of a loaf of bread]

dat ass dough
November 26, 2024 at 12:42 AM
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I didn’t get an advent calendar this year so I’m just going to open random cupboards and eat everything in them.
November 24, 2024 at 4:19 PM
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I feel seen
November 24, 2024 at 4:56 PM
A $5 convenience fee to buy movie tickets online. Why? Like what’s even the point of that?
November 23, 2024 at 2:58 PM
I think I’m gonna go buy a puzzle and put it together with a glass of wine
November 22, 2024 at 10:04 PM
Doing my Evolve workout on Ladder and suddenly hear “Now starting ‘don’t hate me’” 😂😂 this why I love my coach
November 22, 2024 at 2:36 PM
Not me thinking, for years, it was “my little boot scoot” instead of my little deuce coupe 😂
November 21, 2024 at 3:14 PM
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You might as well have Mr Beast dunk on Michael Jordan next. Since we just doin whatever at this point
November 16, 2024 at 5:36 AM
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very unlikely i will ever parent an actual child but having a very clever orange cat has given me a reasonable approximation of having a perpetual two-year-old
November 15, 2024 at 8:30 PM
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I'm just like two cabinet nominations from my goal weight.
November 16, 2024 at 1:56 AM
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Suspect always hungry.
November 15, 2024 at 11:18 PM
Women proving once again they’re tougher than men 🥊
November 16, 2024 at 4:09 AM
Double cheeked up out here 👀
November 16, 2024 at 3:51 AM
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Once I get this cat off my lap it’s over for you bitches
November 15, 2024 at 2:13 PM
The radio is really boppin today and I ain’t hating it
November 15, 2024 at 4:32 PM
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i mean sure everything sucks now but at least there’s a chance mike tyson will punch jake paul to death in two days
November 14, 2024 at 2:52 AM
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This place has farmers market energy and I’m here for it
November 14, 2024 at 1:37 AM
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Ok, anyone know where the coffee machine is around here? 👀☕️
November 13, 2024 at 1:57 PM
The energy here even feels cleaner.
November 13, 2024 at 6:21 PM