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it’s a great time to be alive if you’re dumb and evil
February 16, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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I used to worry that in the future our flying skateboards could be a travel hazard.
Now I just hope that in the future we still have the wheel.
February 10, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Exciting news! We’re thrilled to announce that tapir Yuna gave birth to a rare and endangered Malayan tapir calf Sunday night. The newborn, covered in distinctive white spots and stripes resembling a fuzzy walking watermelon, is only the second tapir born in our 120-year history.
February 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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People hated Jane Fonda for the crimes of being cool, hot and correct.
January 31, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Cicadas have it right. I'm tunneling underground. See you in 17 years to scream for a while.
January 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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big shout out to Yesterday Me for not putting off getting groceries when it was yesterday so now i don't have to deal with it in the cold. not going to show the same courtesy to Tomorrow Me about the laundry though, she can get bent
January 19, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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the "there, my initial thought" is a telltale elon musk-ism
What is socialism, if not the state owning the memes of production
January 19, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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as the rollercoaster crests the top of the initial incline, the ratcheting noise slows and stops, and you can, right before the plunge, observe the entire amusement park
January 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
For the veggies or veggie-curious, this chicken substitute is actually quite good.
January 17, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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2015: UX is when it takes few clicks, and the fewer the clicks the more UX it is

2025: UX is when a button labeled "✨ AI" slowly expands to cover the entire screen
January 17, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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As we near the beginning of the confirmation hearings for the next Trump Presidency, I've created some Spotify Playlists to accompany the ridiculous nominations.

Turn it up.

muddyum.net/the-soundtra...
The Soundtrack to the Presidency — A Collection of Campaign Playlists
Songs to accompany nominations, confirmations, and the Inauguration
muddyum.net
January 13, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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The policy changes Zuckerberg announced today leave in place the blanket ban on hacked documents, including even newsworthy ones.
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/zuckerberg...
Zuckerberg Declares War on Censorship
Is he for real though?
www.kenklippenstein.com
January 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Musk has incinerated the value of Twitter as a business or user experience. The reason why Zuckerberg is copying his lead is that the true value of these information systems is political.
Facebook will also "get rid of a bunch of restrictions on topics like immigration and gender that are just out of touch with mainstream discourse," Zuckerberg says.

And the U.S.-based content review teams will be based in Texas, not California, going forward
January 7, 2025 at 1:39 PM