C3POwl
@hatandsuitcase.bsky.social
Hello, I’m a filmmaker in a film. Spot on, generally.
Hello, I'm an attorney in a film. I have a pure and perfect knowledge of every area of practice in every jurisdiction. Nevertheless, I will be corrected by a plucky law school grad who just passed the bar. After some stubborn resistance, I will silently nod and take her under my wing.
Hello, I'm an English Professor in a film. I have only ever read Moby Dick, Shakespeare and Charles Dickens. I quote them extensively in ways that let you know the film writers were English majors.
July 29, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Hello, I’m a filmmaker in a film. Spot on, generally.
My boy just made a lego chef and he told me his name is Macaronin. He serves no master!
July 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
My boy just made a lego chef and he told me his name is Macaronin. He serves no master!
Today I found out I can ride my bike to a Drafthouse. It is… a good day.
July 11, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Today I found out I can ride my bike to a Drafthouse. It is… a good day.
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@katiegoldin.bsky.social My pal from Taiwan once told me that she found all of the boba shops really really funny, because where she came from, “Boba” was slang for a woman with large breasts. It was not a word for that drink. It made your episode all the more delightful to me.
June 2, 2025 at 3:06 PM
@katiegoldin.bsky.social My pal from Taiwan once told me that she found all of the boba shops really really funny, because where she came from, “Boba” was slang for a woman with large breasts. It was not a word for that drink. It made your episode all the more delightful to me.
@raxkingisdead.bsky.social Just in case somebody needed to see Ralph Fiennes as a sexy dirtbag:
🚨HOLY SHIT! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!🚨
STRANGE DAYS is streaming on Criterion Channel as part of their 3 By Bigalow collection. This movie is ALMOST NEVER available and slaps so hard it'll hurt your mama. A must see for any Sci-fi/Cyberpunk/Neo-Noir fan. Such a great fucking movie.
LET'S FUCKING GOOOO!
STRANGE DAYS is streaming on Criterion Channel as part of their 3 By Bigalow collection. This movie is ALMOST NEVER available and slaps so hard it'll hurt your mama. A must see for any Sci-fi/Cyberpunk/Neo-Noir fan. Such a great fucking movie.
LET'S FUCKING GOOOO!
May 9, 2025 at 11:06 PM
@raxkingisdead.bsky.social Just in case somebody needed to see Ralph Fiennes as a sexy dirtbag:
On the way in to work i saw a squirrel smoking a cigarette and i cannot figure out what kind of omen this is. Any oracles out there that can interpret?
May 2, 2025 at 5:14 PM
On the way in to work i saw a squirrel smoking a cigarette and i cannot figure out what kind of omen this is. Any oracles out there that can interpret?
The problem I have with all these trans ladies on Bluesky is that you’re all so pretty and appear to be doing life well.
April 22, 2025 at 2:41 PM
The problem I have with all these trans ladies on Bluesky is that you’re all so pretty and appear to be doing life well.
Poetic that the country is so broken on 404.
April 5, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Poetic that the country is so broken on 404.
I YEARN FOR MARIO PAINT!
April 3, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I YEARN FOR MARIO PAINT!
I made an apple pie with orange in it. It’s incomparable.
March 15, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I made an apple pie with orange in it. It’s incomparable.
I don’t think Kathleen Hanna had “help a 45-year-old man wake up” as her motivation for writing songs, but it sure feels like it.
March 10, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I don’t think Kathleen Hanna had “help a 45-year-old man wake up” as her motivation for writing songs, but it sure feels like it.
You can tell The Substance is a French movie because there’s a medical procedure and no one addresses the crippling expense of it.
February 19, 2025 at 3:01 PM
You can tell The Substance is a French movie because there’s a medical procedure and no one addresses the crippling expense of it.
My apron nametag says "Spirit" 'cause i'm the stallion of the simmerin'
February 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
My apron nametag says "Spirit" 'cause i'm the stallion of the simmerin'
I watched the Paddington movie last night. When I saw it before, I didn’t get the jazz band, but from my current perspective of doom the message of inclusiveness and love hit me so hard I was in tears.
February 10, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I watched the Paddington movie last night. When I saw it before, I didn’t get the jazz band, but from my current perspective of doom the message of inclusiveness and love hit me so hard I was in tears.
The united states is quickly becoming twitter and i don't think i can jump high enough to reach the bluesky.
February 3, 2025 at 6:36 PM
The united states is quickly becoming twitter and i don't think i can jump high enough to reach the bluesky.
It's like someone is poking around on their computer's storage drive and just deleting anything that doesn't interest them. "Library? Don't need that. USAid? Doesn't sound important. CDC? You can't control diseases. It's not like they have steering wheels."
February 3, 2025 at 3:22 PM
It's like someone is poking around on their computer's storage drive and just deleting anything that doesn't interest them. "Library? Don't need that. USAid? Doesn't sound important. CDC? You can't control diseases. It's not like they have steering wheels."
Every time I see a picture of RFK Jr I wonder why he killed Laura Palmer.
January 28, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Every time I see a picture of RFK Jr I wonder why he killed Laura Palmer.
Really hoping for an all-Rickon episode.
January 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Really hoping for an all-Rickon episode.
I really want the switch 2 mouse thing to be true, because I want to do Mario Paint with my kid.
January 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I really want the switch 2 mouse thing to be true, because I want to do Mario Paint with my kid.
I watched The Fablemans last night and really enjoyed watching David Lynch really enjoy a cigar. He sure did seem to have done what he needed to do before he died.
January 16, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I watched The Fablemans last night and really enjoyed watching David Lynch really enjoy a cigar. He sure did seem to have done what he needed to do before he died.
Fruit leather with peanut butter on it. Criminy.
January 15, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Fruit leather with peanut butter on it. Criminy.
Perhaps the best untitled song ever written. open.spotify.com/track/7d82hW...
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January 8, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Perhaps the best untitled song ever written. open.spotify.com/track/7d82hW...
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