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Hasan
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A little bit biryani, a little bit brisket
Fell asleep on the couch last night watching videos of storms on Lake Superior, how are y’all doing?
November 18, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Amazing to see something you worked on go viral on CFB internet
These fucking avocados are in every shot, and I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe.
November 16, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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I know it's tempting to alas... nevertheless when it comes to slippery Don, but nothing ever matters until it suddenly does. You can only keep telling the truth and hoping it'll sink in for folks. And you never know what drip drip drop will be the last one it takes. Resist the urge to be hopeless.
November 12, 2025 at 5:10 PM
MRW a new historical drama drops and it has fantastic reviews
November 6, 2025 at 2:18 PM
We out here
Zohran Mamdani closing out his victory speech with a classic Bollywood song from the early aughts, a South Asian millennial if I’ve ever seen one
November 5, 2025 at 5:04 AM
TURN THE VOLUME UP
November 5, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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I don’t understand why anyone’s debating this — a Nazi tattoo is a non starter, full stop.

This is a race for a U.S. Senate seat. The bar for candidates to clear doesn’t have to be insanely high, but it should at least be off the ground
October 22, 2025 at 12:13 AM
BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BASKETBALL
October 21, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Really disappointed to find out that Hamnet is not in fact about places to buy ham online
October 20, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Mario won’t run ball
October 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Imagine explaining “the UNC football GM took a fundraising trip to Saudi Arabia” to someone 10 years ago
October 17, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Damn, what did I do?
I believe Zohran should condemn Hasan because I believe all streamers should be condemned
October 17, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Help, I have the Taylor Swift-Travis Kelce penis song stuck in my head
October 16, 2025 at 5:15 PM
No context Slow Horses
October 16, 2025 at 1:26 AM
What is this chokehold that Jared Leto seems to have on the entertainment industry?
October 15, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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dallas cowboys about to get blown out
by the 0-2 chicago bears. this is it. the day “america’s team” moniker was legally transferred to the philadelphia eagles. please check your email for the docusign.
September 21, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Is Texas Tech…good?
September 20, 2025 at 7:41 PM
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social A few years, my wife and I did a day tour of the Scottish highlands. Our tour guide/mini bus driver cheerfully talked about how the A9 was the most dangerous road in Scotland and its multiple recent accidents while we were on said road and it was snowing. 10/10 tour
September 17, 2025 at 11:16 PM
They don’t want that smoke…no really
There’s smoke on the field in Wake Forest from a stadium barbecue cart that caught fire (it’s fine now)
September 12, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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MAGA 3 days ago: Chicago is about to find out the meaning of WAR

MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence
September 11, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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i’m not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence
September 11, 2025 at 11:00 AM
That was the most PG, lede burying explanation of Bleeding Kansas by ESPN
September 6, 2025 at 3:27 PM
The NFL is BACK
September 5, 2025 at 12:31 AM